OMDcast

05/12/2023

Welp, you’re not gonna believe who I ran into

05/07/2023

Zip it, kid

04/09/2023

I’m sh****ng myself and then shooting up either way. You, Starbucks employee, have an important choice to make right now…

01/12/2023

Yo ima get this tatted on me, foo

01/11/2023

16 mg of pure enlightenment

11/18/2022

Put on Rivah Monstahs

11/04/2022

Yo, you got a phone charger?

10/22/2022

It’s called leverage. Use it

10/22/2022

What’s the drill for?

10/14/2022

Everything’s great mom, can you Venmo another billion?

10/13/2022

Babe let me borrow your car

10/06/2022

Bet they don’t teach that in med school

09/29/2022

Don’t look under the sink in the shared bathroom

09/28/2022

Life hack

09/28/2022

It ain’t heartburn medication this time, I can feel it

09/28/2022

S**t was fu**ed, yo

09/27/2022

Don’t be boring. Crack it up a notch

09/27/2022

Atleast I can convert an excel doc into a PDF you fu**in di****ad

09/27/2022

Work smarter, not harder

09/26/2022

Narcan me in 5

09/25/2022

Works everytime

09/24/2022

Gotta triple check

09/23/2022

Get your own scrip, dam

09/23/2022

17th times a charm

09/22/2022

Any port in a storm

09/22/2022

I’m tellin u bro

09/21/2022