Boon & Poon

02/16/2025

🍀 OH FOR LUCK’S SAKE… YOU NEED THESE! 🍀

St. Paddy’s Day is almost here, and if you’re not wearing green, you might get pinched… or worse, mistaken for someone who doesn’t love a good pint! 🍻

Our festive shirts are luckier than a leprechaun on payday and funnier than your uncle after three Guinness! 🤣 Whether you’re sippin’, dancin’, or just avoidin’ work, we’ve got the perfect tee for your St. Paddy’s shenanigans.

👕 Get yours before the beer runs out!
📦 Ships faster than you can say “Sláinte!”
🛒 Shop now before the luck runs out!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1854691715/oh-for-lucks-sake-shirt-st-patricks

02/09/2025

🔥 LOVE IS IN THE AIR… AND SO ARE THESE DEALS! 🔥

💘 VALENTINE T-SHIRTS – 45% OFF THIS WEEK ONLY! 💘

Skip the clichés, wear the fun! 😍 Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the chocolate, we’ve got the perfect shirt to match your vibe.

🛍️ Shop now before Cupid steals your size! ⏳

This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by BoonAndP**n. Ships from Alexander, AR. Listed on Jan 4, 2025

02/09/2025

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1857424396

02/08/2025

🔥 When life gives you obstacles, give it spite-fueled determination. 💅💪

💀 I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH SPITE WHICH STRENGTHENS ME 💀
(TRYABITCH 24:7 – the gospel of staying petty & powerful.)

Perfect for anyone who thrives on proving people wrong. 😏 Get yours before your enemies see it first. 👀


https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1871605395

02/08/2025

🔥 MATH DOESN’T LIE… AND NEITHER DO WE. 🔥

EQUALITY > DIVISION 💡💥
Because in this equation, there’s only one right answer — bringing people together is always greater than tearing them apart. ❤️

Some folks still don’t get it… but that’s okay, we’ll keep wearing the message until they do. 😏

Join the movement. Make a statement. Do the math. 🧠✖️💪

🛒 Grab yours now before ignorance catches up!



https://www.etsy.com/listing/1857424396/equality-is-greater-than-division-shirt

02/01/2025

Some people inspire greatness. Others inspire… a sale. 🖕😂

For a limited time, get 50% off these ‘asshole-inspired’ listings—because why not turn irritation into savings? 🎉

Head to the store now and grab these gems (and more) before the sale vanishes!

Boonandpoon.etsy.com

02/01/2025

Batting 1000!!

02/01/2025

How bout this...

02/01/2025

Here ya go facebook- How's this for responsiveness

02/01/2025

When Facebook dings me on responsiveness, but every Etsy listing update summons SEO trolls...

I’ve tried it all—being polite, declining their pitches, marking as spam, deleting the messages. None of it stops the endless cycle.

So now? I just flip the script and match their energy, just like I do in real life. The result? They’re left speechless.

02/01/2025

Shirts so good, you'll wanna wear 'em inside out! (30% OFF!)
Description: Your wardrobe is about to get a whole lot FUNNIER. Snag 30% OFF all our hilarious tees. Limited time only! 😂🤣

Shop Crafted With Care, Designed To Dare by BoonAndP**n located in Alexander, Arkansas.

01/25/2025

❤️‍🔥 Love is in the air… and so are these deals! ❤️‍🔥

💘 Valentine’s Day is creeping up FAST! Don’t be the person scrambling last minute—get your sweetheart (or yourself, we don’t judge) a shirt that says "I love you, but also, I have great taste."

🔥 ALL SHIRTS 25% OFF! 🔥

💖 Shop now before Cupid raises the prices! 💖

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Shop Crafted With Care, Designed To Dare by BoonAndP**n located in Alexander, Arkansas.

01/24/2025

"Alexa, Do My Job" T-Shirt – The Perfect Blend of Work Humor & Tech Vibes!

Tired of the daily grind? Let your shirt do the talking! Our "Alexa, Do My Job" tee is the ultimate statement piece for office warriors, work-from-home pros, and tech lovers who dream of automation taking over.

✔ Hilariously relatable – A perfect conversation starter at work or social gatherings.
✔ Ultra-comfy & stylish – Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear.
✔ Perfect gift idea – Great for coworkers, friends, bosses, and anyone with a sense of humor.
✔ Multiple colors & sizes – Find your perfect fit!

🔥 Bestselling on Etsy – Grab Yours Before They’re Gone! 🔥

🛒 Order now & bring some humor to your workday!

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This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by BoonAndP**n. Ships from Alexander, AR. Listed on Jan 24, 2025

01/20/2025

🚨 FLASH SALE ALERT! 🚨

Your favorite shirts—now 25% OFF! 🎉

🔥 Bolder than your morning coffee
😂 Funnier than your group chat drama
👕 Comfier than your weekend plans

Stock up before your size disappears faster than your willpower at a clearance sale! 🏃💨

📅 Limited time only.
Shop now →

Shop Crafted With Care, Designed To Dare by BoonAndP**n located in Alexander, Arkansas.

01/18/2025

💘 VALENTINE’S DAY: ROMANCE OR ROAST? YOU DECIDE! 😏

🔥 Cupid is stupid.
💀 Love is in the air? Try not to breathe.
😂 Will you be my Valentine? Just kidding—I hate everyone.
❤️ I love you like a back alley ho**er loves crack. (Yeah, we went there!)

💥 Wear your heart (or your sarcasm) on your sleeve! These shirts won’t last—unlike your ex’s empty promises. 😆

🛍️ Shop now
https://boonandpoon.etsy.com

01/12/2025

My Oncologist Does My Hair"T-Shirt – Lighthearted, Bold Cancer Support Tee with Heart 💇‍♀️🎗️

This shirt isn’t just a witty joke—it’s a heartfelt reminder of the incredible strength and resilience of cancer warriors. For me, it’s personal. My sister is currently facing aggressive chemotherapy for breast cancer, and my mom is a 28+ year breast cancer survivor. 💕 Their bravery, humor, and unshakable spirit inspired this design. It’s a way to bring light to tough times while celebrating their journey.

If you have someone in your life fighting the fight—or if you’re walking that path yourself—this cancer support shirt is a way to say, “I see you. I’m with you.” 💖

Why You’ll Love It:

A meaningful and funny gift for warriors, survivors, and caregivers 🎁

Soft, comfy, and durable for everyday wear 🌟

Sparks laughter while spreading awareness and support ✨

Wear it to:

Show support for loved ones facing breast cancer 🎗️

Celebrate the warriors who inspire us every day 💪

"Lighthearted chemo gift for women"

"Breast cancer awareness shirt with humor"

✨ Life’s toughest battles deserve a little laughter. This shirt is a tribute to the fighters, survivors, and the loved ones who stand by their side. Wear it with pride, share it with love, and let’s lift each other up—one bold statement at a time. 💥

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1843458910

01/11/2025

💍Marriage looks good on you... even if the looks you’re getting lately aren’t quite what you signed up for!

😂 This witty 'I married my spouse for their looks, but not the ones they’ve been giving me lately' t-shirt is perfect for anyone rocking that with a sense of humor.

Whether it’s side-eyes, smirks, or THAT look, this tee is a bold and playful way to say,:
'I see you, and I love you anyway!'

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1839500287

01/11/2025

🌟Rock your faith and your funny bone with this 'YOLO, J/K BRB - Jesus' graphic tee! Because who better to redefine 'Be Right Back' than the ultimate comeback king? 😎
✝️ Perfect for spreading some holy chuckles at church, brunch, or wherever you're turning water into laughs. This shirt says, 'I love Jesus, but I also love a good dad joke.'

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1857318233