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Merry Christmas! 🎄
12/25/2023

Merry Christmas! 🎄

As an Italian American from Brooklyn Mario says Merry Christmas and praise the Lord Jesus Christ.
12/24/2023

As an Italian American from Brooklyn Mario says Merry Christmas and praise the Lord Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals....
12/07/2023

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals....

And we loved it...
12/03/2023

And we loved it...

Legend...
12/03/2023

Legend...

This can't be true.... In a turn of events more surprising than finding a mint-condition copy of "E.T. the Extra-Terrest...
12/01/2023

This can't be true....

In a turn of events more surprising than finding a mint-condition copy of "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" for Atari, the "It's ma'am" GameStop customer has become the majority shareholder of the very company he once berated. His first order of business? Implementing a trans-only staff policy.

The customer, now referred to as "Ma'am," made headlines a few years back for a heated exchange in a GameStop store. Now, Ma'am has gone from viral sensation to corporate overlord, after buying 51% of the company's shares.

In a press conference held in a GameStop store fittingly located near the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Ma'am announced the new employment policy. "From now on, it's going to be 'trans or bust' at GameStop," said Ma'am, standing behind a podium made of unsold "Cyberpunk 2077" copies. "And yes, that pun was intended."

The decision has sparked a frenzy of discussion, with critics arguing that the policy is discriminatory. But Ma'am remains unfazed, saying, "GameStop has always been about embracing diversity—just look at our range of games. We've got everything from 'Animal Crossing' to 'Zombie Army 4.' It's time our staff reflected that diversity, too."

Unconfirmed rumors suggest that the new employment policy will also include a mandatory daily recitation of the phrase "It's ma'am," and an extensive training program on how to handle irate customers who are adamant about trading in their decade-old games for the same price they bought them.

Meanwhile, GameStop employees are still trying to process this surprising development. "I'm just here for the employee discount," said one bewildered staff member, who was busy alphabetizing a pile of used games. "Does this mean I'll have to trade in my gender identity too?"

As GameStop prepares for this unprecedented shift in policy, one thing is clear: the game has definitely changed. Whether this will translate into a "Game Over" or "Level Up" for the company, only time will tell. Until then, we'll be keeping our eyes on the leaderboards.

In a turn of events more surprising than finding a mint-condition copy of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” for Atari, the “It’s ma’am” GameStop customer has become t…

10/11/2023

Zelda and Christianity?

  A transphobic   not  only made history by  creating Birdo, the first   character in  video game history, they  also cr...
10/10/2023

A transphobic not only made history by creating Birdo, the first character in video game history, they also cruelly refused to acknowledge the gender she wished to go by. Image was ripped directly from the super Bros 2 manual.

10/10/2023
The game boy advance was the only one I ever owned. It was a good system.
10/09/2023

The game boy advance was the only one I ever owned. It was a good system.

Wow this one is harsh....
10/09/2023

Wow this one is harsh....

  Backwards compatibility would of been a hit.
10/08/2023

Backwards compatibility would of been a hit.

  Nintendo's punch out developers had some jokes of their own.
10/07/2023

Nintendo's punch out developers had some jokes of their own.

10/07/2023

would this change the rating of the game to Mature??

First time playing ffvii for the PS1. Id like that experience back.
10/06/2023

First time playing ffvii for the PS1. Id like that experience back.

How many do you recognize??
10/06/2023

How many do you recognize??

  Our generation already had tons of problems why not add chronic and degenerate gambling to the mix....
10/06/2023

Our generation already had tons of problems why not add chronic and degenerate gambling to the mix....

10/05/2023

      atomic bomb
10/05/2023

atomic bomb

  Wayne's World had their hands on a sonic one prototype. Thats CRAZY.
10/05/2023

Wayne's World had their hands on a sonic one prototype. Thats CRAZY.

How many of these 80s and 90s cartoons do you remember? 🚨 The best ranked cartoons right down to number one as ranked by...
10/04/2023

How many of these 80s and 90s cartoons do you remember? 🚨 The best ranked cartoons right down to number one as ranked by the best in the business, Morgan Freeman and Charlie Sheen. I will edit this list slightly to reflect the true number one.

10/04/2023

naughtiness

They really did ruin her. Shame. RiP.
10/03/2023

They really did ruin her. Shame. RiP.

This explains most of it.... but what do you think they are angry about??
10/03/2023

This explains most of it.... but what do you think they are angry about??

Thps2 and ffvii
10/03/2023

Thps2 and ffvii

I think he means genre.... But the best of all time was on the Sega CD. Lunar SILVER STAR STORY.
10/03/2023

I think he means genre.... But the best of all time was on the Sega CD. Lunar SILVER STAR STORY.

10/02/2023

Only one maniacal madman can force Spider-Man to unite with his sinister, arch-nemesis Venom’: CARNAGE’! His deadly rampage is tearing New York City apart! Only wild web-slinging maneuvers, crushing combat moves and Super Hero’ allies can save the city from total obliteration. It's maximum mayhem! It's Maximum Carnage’! Paint the town red!

Opening 00:00:00
Game Title 00:02:09
New York Street Spiderman 00:04:56
Climb Spiderman 00:09:34
Rooftop Spiderman 00:11:05
Alleyway Spiderman 00:12:30
The Hall Spiderman 00:16:56
San Francisco Venom 00:19:12
Central Park Venom 00:24:11
New York Street 2 Venom 00:26:04
The Deep Venom 00:31:11
Fantastic 4 HQ Venom 00:35:24
Fantastic 4 Lab Venom 00:37:43
Rooftop 2 Venom 00:40:32
Prospect Park Venom 00:42:12
Prospect Park 2 Venom 00:49:21
Manhattan Street 2 Venom 00:55:35
The End...? 01:00:56
Ruined Boys Home 01:02:27
End Credits 01:07:12

  please don't cancel my man.
10/02/2023

please don't cancel my man.

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