Frank Pain

07/11/2024

Do not squeeze this bottle for water unless you want to drown. Life flashed in front of my eyes as I gasped for air while water shot out of my nose.

07/11/2024

I’m convinced my dog aims for my jewels intentionally when she jumps on the bed or couch.

06/11/2024

This election has taught me one thing, my geography sucks.

06/11/2024

Me: “oh, that video looks cool”

Facebook: “I’ll go ahead and refresh the page so you have no chance of finding it again”

05/11/2024

It doesn’t matter who wins as long as they have fun.

05/11/2024

When you don’t have 5 minutes to make a PB&J, but have 30-45 minutes for your snack to thaw, Uncrustables.

01/11/2024

The remains of 10k pieces of candy.

30/10/2024

Trying to get my dog’s mouth open when I hear her chewing on something I didn’t give her.

29/10/2024

I have noticed a pattern. My dog always goes crazy with her squeaky toy before she goes crazy on me. It’s like having a cute one foot killer clown as a pet.

29/10/2024

Thanks to this wind, this year’s Halloween theme is spooky salvage yard.

29/10/2024

I’m really stoked about this episode that drops at 7. Please like/follow/subscribe.

In this conversation, Paul McCoy of 12 Stones shares his journey of sobriety, the struggles of addiction, and the importance of self-discovery. He reflects o...

28/10/2024

Please go like/follow Loud & Unfiltered. I think you’ll really dig tomorrow’s new episode with Paul McCoy of 12 Stones

27/10/2024

If my cause of death is a broken neck, then here’s your primary suspect. I should have named her Johnny Lawrence. IYKYK.

25/10/2024

I’m starting to think my dog is trying to trip me on purpose.

24/10/2024

I’m pretty GD proud of myself. If there was a time that I’d pick up the bottle again, it would be now. I have absolutely no desire.

24/10/2024

As I was leaving for work, Sevendust “Black” played on Octane. So, I decided to cruise around the school, across the street, with windows down at full volume. To those parents and kids, you’re welcome. 🤘

23/10/2024

Them: You smoke w**d? That’s illegal.

Me: So is drinking and driving yet you have no problem with that.

22/10/2024

Know your worth and accept nothing less.