Psycho Jesus

02/10/2021

I didn't accept this friend request for nothing. Start reacting to my s**t😭☠️

02/10/2021

Liquor be like "I know a place" & then takes you to your ex's house😂

02/10/2021

Bi***es will flirt with you for 2-3days then never reply again 😂

02/10/2021

I'm too dramatic to live with someone I be packing my stuff in every argument

02/10/2021

If you cheat Im not leaving cos we about to have a contest☠️

02/10/2021

Nobody

R Kelly Cellmate: Sing 'Same Girl' I'ma do Usher Part 😭😂

02/10/2021

I texted at 7:56, it's 8:01 now. Find you somebody else cos I ain't doing this s**t

02/10/2021

boss: use the machine to lift if it's heavy

Me: f**k that I'm the machine

02/10/2021

R Kelly In Jail Be Like;

02/10/2021

Told this girl I don't have a car, she saved my number as "Legs"

26/09/2021

One of my friends dating 10 other people. I won't say his name😂

26/09/2021

I usually give ladies 1 chance. If you're darkskin you get 10 chances☠️

24/09/2021

TALK TO ME!!
What is it that you want to know about me? Anything

24/09/2021

I'm frustrated God❤️ but I trust you

24/09/2021

It's 2024, I just bought a car❤️

24/09/2021

At this point if you still hate me, boy I bring you more s**t to hate on☠️

24/09/2021

UGLY, BROKE, DEEP VOICE BI***ES pls shut up & thank you

24/09/2021

You bi***es is always fools before April☠️

24/09/2021

whoever wanna fight my bros🤠lmk first so you can get ganged on☠️

23/09/2021

Dinner With Dax or $50k ??🤔

23/09/2021

Young Hustler Murders The Widely Known Ugandan Sub-Genre LugaFlow.

23/09/2021

Me: get bread

Ni**as that never did a thing for me: I can't eat too gang?

23/09/2021

people are buying guns while you're buying drip. Your gon look fresh in DEATH fool👽

23/09/2021

me & my bitch don't argue, she says shut the f**k up and I do!

23/09/2021

bi***es don't give a f**k about you until they see another girl tryna make you happy

20/09/2021

20/09/2021

I used to think I can save everyone until I found out they actually drowning me

20/09/2021

I'm not a Facebook comedian no! All is do is steal people posts & share them here