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Several passengers are feared dead after a bus belonging to Kasaba Bus Company, registration number UAP 385R rammed into...
12/06/2024

Several passengers are feared dead after a bus belonging to Kasaba Bus Company, registration number UAP 385R rammed into a stationary taxi registration number UBN 337N along the Ntungamo-Mbarara road. The accident occurred around 6am on Wednesday morning at Kakiika Cell, Muruka Parish in Ntungamo District.

*When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes*😁My husband was a big drunkard. Each time ...
11/04/2024

*When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes*😁

My husband was a big drunkard. Each time I was called to pick him up in bars and terraces.

My family and friends wanted me to leave him. But I loved him and was hopeful that I would find a solution some day.

At one point, I was so tired that I said to myself that I must find a solution very quickly.

One day I went to pick him up. He was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, I headed to the mortuary. I negotiated with the Mortuary Attendant to have him sleep near the corpses. Then I went home.

Two hours later, according to the Mortuary Attendant, my husband woke up and started begging the Mortuary Attendant that he was not dead.

The Mortuary Attendant whipped him very hard, even saying: "You corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here, go lie down with your friends..."

After pleas upon pleas, he ended up being released and came home.

Since that day, even soft drink, my husband doesn’t take it anymore. He is now on water ONLY! And the water must not be in a bottle or can!!! 😃😃😃😃

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11 THINGS TO KEEP PRIVATE IN YOUR MARRIAGE 1. YOUR SPOUSE'S S*XUAL STRUGGLESIf your husband doesn't last long in bed or ...
09/04/2024

11 THINGS TO KEEP PRIVATE IN YOUR MARRIAGE

1. YOUR SPOUSE'S S*XUAL STRUGGLES
If your husband doesn't last long in bed or his p***s loses er****on quickly, if your wife has an unpleasant smell or she struggles to do some s*x positions; don't expose him/her to your friends or someone who you are flirting with in bid to justify why you are flirting. The s*xual struggles in your marriage should be kept a secret as you both feel safe seeking solutions together

2. THE SWEETEST PART ABOUT YOUR S*X LIFE
If the s*x in your marriage is incredible, don't go around sharing all the details; not because you are afraid your friends will want to steal your s*xually amazing spouse, but because some things are best kept special by being kept secret just between you two. Others may know your spouse is great in bed, but they don't need to know the details of how great. Your love making is not for their entertainment

3. YOUR SPOUSE'S SALARY
Be careful especially when sharing this information with your family members; they might want to take advantage of your spouse if he/she earns alot or look down on your spouse if he/she earns less or nothing at the moment. You two know how much you bring to the family basket and know your limit on how engaged you want to be in supporting your relatives

4. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR YOUR SPOUSE
Have you bought your spouse a car, have you given your spouse capital to start a business, have you paid your spouse's University education fees, have you bought your spouse an expensive gift or clothes?; don't go informing people about it. By doing good to your spouse, you did it for you because you two are one. If it came from your heart, you will not go bragging about it

5. YOUR SPOUSE'S PAST
If your spouse had a dark past; maybe your spouse made bad romantic choices in the past, procured an abortion, was s*xually abused, was in a dishonourable profession; it is not your place to disclose this to people. If your spouse wants to share this as a testimo

PRESS REVIEW :- Strike deals heavy blow to businesses-What police officers have recorded in PS Ssali brawl with lawyer-M...
09/04/2024

PRESS REVIEW :

- Strike deals heavy blow to businesses
-What police officers have recorded in PS Ssali brawl with lawyer
-Muslims to celebrate Eid-ul-Fitr tomorrow

10 people lost their lives, 25 others were injured in an accident that happened along Kyalulangira-Isingiro Road in Raka...
27/03/2024

10 people lost their lives, 25 others were injured in an accident that happened along Kyalulangira-Isingiro Road in Rakai District.

The accident involved a motor vehicle UAP 559X Lorry and it's driver was carrying 35 people who were heading to Isingiro.

BREAKING: This car was involved in an accident today Sunday 17th March 2924. Anyone who knows the owners/ relatives of t...
17/03/2024

BREAKING: This car was involved in an accident today Sunday 17th March 2924. Anyone who knows the owners/ relatives of this car, was involved in an accident two people have died on sport at Omukyapa, Sanga District. Kindly pass on this information.

Our Sunday Crush is Sister Charity Aka Kyobutungi Charity one of the best Vocalists of all seasons in Western Uganda!Whi...
12/03/2024

Our Sunday Crush is Sister Charity Aka Kyobutungi Charity one of the best Vocalists of all seasons in Western Uganda!
Which song do you love from Sister Charity??

10/03/2024

Do you know this woman in your village place 😂😂😂

Ag’obusaasi;Owabaireho Sipiika wa disiturikiti ya Bushenyi, Emmanuel Karasi yaafa.Karasi atwire nateganisibwa endwara ya...
09/03/2024

Ag’obusaasi;

Owabaireho Sipiika wa disiturikiti ya Bushenyi, Emmanuel Karasi yaafa.

Karasi atwire nateganisibwa endwara ya Shukari.

Ogu akabaho Kansara LC5 ahabwa Central division omu kanso ya disiturikiti ya Bushenyi.

Ruhanga amuhuumuzegye.

Let's show you the best female TV Personality in Uganda 🇺🇬 Lynda Ddane 🔥Shes that beautiful face on NTV The Beat 📌
07/03/2024

Let's show you the best female TV Personality in Uganda 🇺🇬 Lynda Ddane 🔥

Shes that beautiful face on NTV The Beat 📌

Abantu 6 baafeeraho, 8 baatunga obuhuta bw’amaani bwanyima ya butandu yamotoka eyaaba ahanguuto eya Fortportal kuza Kamp...
05/03/2024

Abantu 6 baafeeraho, 8 baatunga obuhuta bw’amaani bwanyima ya butandu yamotoka eyaaba ahanguuto eya Fortportal kuza Kampala omwabazyo ogu.

Butandu egi yaaba omukyaro ekya Mukunyu, tauni kanso eya Butiiti omu disiturikiti ya Kyenjojo.

05/03/2024

Konka mukama 😂😂😂

04/03/2024

A blessed week our family

29/02/2024

Funny goal keeper 😂😂😂

PHOTO: Teachers of Kamwenge Railways Primary School during the break time in the staffroom. Kirungi Julia the school Hea...
28/02/2024

PHOTO: Teachers of Kamwenge Railways Primary School during the break time in the staffroom. Kirungi Julia the school Head Teacher says the school has no staffroom for teachers to do other outside class activities. She says teachers are disturbed by weather.

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Sad! There was a tragic accident at Lugalambo after Mabira Forest involving a Fuso Truck carrying animals with many rep...
26/02/2024


Sad! There was a tragic accident at Lugalambo after Mabira Forest involving a Fuso Truck carrying animals with many reported dead!
More details to follow

A school Van,Reg.No.UBG 746 T, driving along Karembe-Bihanga road in Buhweju District has been involved an accident.The ...
18/02/2024

A school Van,Reg.No.UBG 746 T, driving along Karembe-Bihanga road in Buhweju District has been involved an accident.

The van owned by United Parents Primary School_Ibanda has claimed 5 lives leaving 3 other other occupants in critical conditions.

University of St. Joseph's Mbarara female studenthas died after she collapsed in her hostel.Fortunate Kyarisiima, a thir...
16/02/2024

University of St. Joseph's Mbarara female student
has died after she collapsed in her hostel.
Fortunate Kyarisiima, a third year undergraduate
student of BBAreportedly collapsed at her hostel along Mbarara-Isingiro road. She was rushed to Mbarara referral hospital where she was announced dead. Postmortem results are not yet out

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