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11/04/2024

*When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes*😁

My husband was a big drunkard. Each time I was called to pick him up in bars and terraces.

My family and friends wanted me to leave him. But I loved him and was hopeful that I would find a solution some day.

At one point, I was so tired that I said to myself that I must find a solution very quickly.

One day I went to pick him up. He was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, I headed to the mortuary. I negotiated with the Mortuary Attendant to have him sleep near the corpses. Then I went home.

Two hours later, according to the Mortuary Attendant, my husband woke up and started begging the Mortuary Attendant that he was not dead.

The Mortuary Attendant whipped him very hard, even saying: "You corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here, go lie down with your friends..."

After pleas upon pleas, he ended up being released and came home.

Since that day, even soft drink, my husband doesn’t take it anymore. He is now on water ONLY! And the water must not be in a bottle or can!!! 😃😃😃😃

Author unknown

09/04/2024

11 THINGS TO KEEP PRIVATE IN YOUR MARRIAGE

1. YOUR SPOUSE'S S*XUAL STRUGGLES
If your husband doesn't last long in bed or his p***s loses er****on quickly, if your wife has an unpleasant smell or she struggles to do some s*x positions; don't expose him/her to your friends or someone who you are flirting with in bid to justify why you are flirting. The s*xual struggles in your marriage should be kept a secret as you both feel safe seeking solutions together

2. THE SWEETEST PART ABOUT YOUR S*X LIFE
If the s*x in your marriage is incredible, don't go around sharing all the details; not because you are afraid your friends will want to steal your s*xually amazing spouse, but because some things are best kept special by being kept secret just between you two. Others may know your spouse is great in bed, but they don't need to know the details of how great. Your love making is not for their entertainment

3. YOUR SPOUSE'S SALARY
Be careful especially when sharing this information with your family members; they might want to take advantage of your spouse if he/she earns alot or look down on your spouse if he/she earns less or nothing at the moment. You two know how much you bring to the family basket and know your limit on how engaged you want to be in supporting your relatives

4. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR YOUR SPOUSE
Have you bought your spouse a car, have you given your spouse capital to start a business, have you paid your spouse's University education fees, have you bought your spouse an expensive gift or clothes?; don't go informing people about it. By doing good to your spouse, you did it for you because you two are one. If it came from your heart, you will not go bragging about it

5. YOUR SPOUSE'S PAST
If your spouse had a dark past; maybe your spouse made bad romantic choices in the past, procured an abortion, was s*xually abused, was in a dishonourable profession; it is not your place to disclose this to people. If your spouse wants to share this as a testimo

09/04/2024

PRESS REVIEW :

- Strike deals heavy blow to businesses
-What police officers have recorded in PS Ssali brawl with lawyer
-Muslims to celebrate Eid-ul-Fitr tomorrow

27/03/2024

10 people lost their lives, 25 others were injured in an accident that happened along Kyalulangira-Isingiro Road in Rakai District.

The accident involved a motor vehicle UAP 559X Lorry and it's driver was carrying 35 people who were heading to Isingiro.

17/03/2024

BREAKING: This car was involved in an accident today Sunday 17th March 2924. Anyone who knows the owners/ relatives of this car, was involved in an accident two people have died on sport at Omukyapa, Sanga District. Kindly pass on this information.

12/03/2024

Our Sunday Crush is Sister Charity Aka Kyobutungi Charity one of the best Vocalists of all seasons in Western Uganda!
Which song do you love from Sister Charity??

10/03/2024

Do you know this woman in your village place 😂😂😂

09/03/2024

Ag’obusaasi;

Owabaireho Sipiika wa disiturikiti ya Bushenyi, Emmanuel Karasi yaafa.

Karasi atwire nateganisibwa endwara ya Shukari.

Ogu akabaho Kansara LC5 ahabwa Central division omu kanso ya disiturikiti ya Bushenyi.

Ruhanga amuhuumuzegye.

07/03/2024

Let's show you the best female TV Personality in Uganda 🇺🇬 Lynda Ddane 🔥

Shes that beautiful face on NTV The Beat 📌

05/03/2024

Abantu 6 baafeeraho, 8 baatunga obuhuta bw’amaani bwanyima ya butandu yamotoka eyaaba ahanguuto eya Fortportal kuza Kampala omwabazyo ogu.

Butandu egi yaaba omukyaro ekya Mukunyu, tauni kanso eya Butiiti omu disiturikiti ya Kyenjojo.

05/03/2024

Konka mukama 😂😂😂

04/03/2024

A blessed week our family

29/02/2024

Funny goal keeper 😂😂😂

28/02/2024

PHOTO: Teachers of Kamwenge Railways Primary School during the break time in the staffroom. Kirungi Julia the school Head Teacher says the school has no staffroom for teachers to do other outside class activities. She says teachers are disturbed by weather.

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26/02/2024

Sad! There was a tragic accident at Lugalambo after Mabira Forest involving a Fuso Truck carrying animals with many reported dead!
More details to follow

18/02/2024

A school Van,Reg.No.UBG 746 T, driving along Karembe-Bihanga road in Buhweju District has been involved an accident.

The van owned by United Parents Primary School_Ibanda has claimed 5 lives leaving 3 other other occupants in critical conditions.

16/02/2024

University of St. Joseph's Mbarara female student
has died after she collapsed in her hostel.
Fortunate Kyarisiima, a third year undergraduate
student of BBAreportedly collapsed at her hostel along Mbarara-Isingiro road. She was rushed to Mbarara referral hospital where she was announced dead. Postmortem results are not yet out

08/02/2024

One rich man in Ishaka (Basajabalaba) did this to a person who refused to sell him his land. 😂 He had to sell by force after. In Bwegiragye cell, Basajabala wanted to buy some land which was owned by different pipo. All other neighbors agreed to sell but one guy refused. 😆😆

06/02/2024

A young worker from Sky Light Hotel here in Mbarara has committed su***de. He climbed up to the last floor and jumped off😥

21/01/2024

Owa bodaboda aha mahembe gente omuri mbarara city yatomerwa ekimootoka Kya lorry yafeerawo😪😪

18/01/2024

EMANZI ZA ANKOLE. Bananuka (Bananuka Drive named after him) apart from defecating around the Omugabe's palace and bringing the Ankole Kingdom to an end, together with his Colleagues like Kesi Nganwa (of Nganwa High), Muntuyera ( Muntuyera High ), Rev Eliakimu K Kamukanduzi... fought for equality of bairu against Bahima oppression in ankole. They set up schools, churches, saccos, & transformed lives of 1000s of Banyankore.

14/01/2024

ISINGIRO DISTRICT.

A thousands of people have today gathered in Isingiro District to witness the send off of a 27 year young Katusiima Doreen who breathed her last breathe in wee hours of Friday at Mbarara Referral Hospital.

Doreen was a CEO of FAITH DRUG SHOP - IBANDA Municipality,

More News to come.
Rest well Nurse

11/01/2024

Ruhanga Tataitwe, Omwana n'omwoyo Orikwera;

Reeba ninye omuzaana waawe naija ah'ori n'okwecureeza kwingi.Ninshaba ku ompa amatsiko.

Omubwire obu ntarikubaasa kwehwera, mpa amatsiko. Mpwera ngire amatsiko ga nyensya. Omukibunda, n'omumwirima ndindindi, onyakize omushana gw'amaisho gaawe kandi Ai Mukama, ongirire embabazi obutoosha.

Amiina🙏

18/12/2023

Kitalo!
Kigambibwa nti Paddy Sserunjogi aka Sobbi akubiddwa nattibwa abatuuze ababadde bataamye obugo bwabadde agenze n'ekibinja kyabavubuka okugoba abatuuze ku ttaka e Maddu Gomba.

10/12/2023

Nayeeeee banamwe 😂😂😂

08/12/2023

From kampala kyambogo university to mbarara Bishop Stuart university
Let's congratulate our brothers and sisters for this day

07/12/2023

Breaking 😭😭😭

07/12/2023

Its a good morning here at Kyambogo University! Day two of graduation is here and we are still excited and grateful to be celebrating these achievements!!

Today we are celebrating with the following faculties:
Faculty of Agriculture
School of Vocational Studies
School of Art and Industrial Design
Faculty of Social Sciences
Faculty of Arts and Humanities.

05/12/2023

Buh Abanyankoreee why 😭😭😭

11/10/2023

EBISIYAGA OMURI MBARARA CITY. A businessman in Mbarara city, Nelson Tumushabe, 28, has been arrested by police for s*xually assaulting a 19-year-old boy. Tumushabe, a vendor in Mbarara central market and a resident of lower cell, Nyamityobora ward in Mbarara city, is currently in police custody as more investigations are being done.

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