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03/01/2025

A womanπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦± prepared some vegetable soupπŸ₯— for herself and her husbandπŸ§”. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

HUSBANDπŸ§”: Where did you get the vegetables fromπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™?
WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden.
HUSBANDπŸ§”: What?! From that wizard?! How am I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetablesπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ?
WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: I have an ideaπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: See? The food isn't poisoned😲.
HUSBANDπŸ§”: OK. Let's eat then.

After eating, their maid came crying😭😭

WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: What happened?
MAID: Bingo is deadπŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…
HUSBANDπŸ§”: What? The food is poisonedπŸ˜‰!
HUSBANDπŸ§”: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: What?
HUSBANDπŸ§”: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s*x in my roomπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦ΌπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦ΌπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦Ό
WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨😨😨
WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I haveπŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…
HUSBANDπŸ§”: OK
WIFEπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦―πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦―πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦―πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦―πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦―πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦―

Immediately after, the Gateman came inπŸ˜‚.

GATEMANπŸ§”πŸΏ: Oga. The man who hit the dog with his carπŸš— is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dogπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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21/12/2024

David : Hi dear.
Dora :- πŸ‘‹πŸ½
David : How are you .??
Dora :- πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ½
David : Missing me..?
Dora :- πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰
David : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
David : How was your day..?
Dora :- πŸ‘ŒπŸ½
David : Are you busy.??
Dora :- βœ”
David : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- πŸ’„πŸ’…πŸ½
David : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
David : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- πŸ˜₯😑
David : I heard you failed in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
David : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u.

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