Bago Nyok

14/06/2024

14/06/2024

The first person to drunk black wine 🍷 was from Aniek and it was 1940 that guy call miading dhour-rial🤝 this is great history 🤔

12/06/2024

1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🤣🤣

2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing🙄, stop standing like you're playing corner kick😂😂

3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir😬😂

4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
🤣🤣🤣
As im talking now she has bl0cked me🤣
Weytin concern me🤣

5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart 💔😂

6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "😂

7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K 😂

8. Date her 👩‍❤️‍👨 and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever😂😂

9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blāme your wife😂💔

10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge 🤣🤣

11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man😂

12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye.. 🙉
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.😂😂

12/06/2024

05/06/2024

PREPARING YOUR MIND.

Naturally, you will never find a leopard inside the water. They do not live in water and they are not meant to live in water.

They have their own habitat which naturally negates being in the water.

But When it's time to hunt for food for survival, they go against nature itself.

They hunt prey outside their natural habitats and straight into an extremely uncomfortable environment.

They defy nature.

Their instinct for survival could make them do the unimaginable, the unthinkable and they get results.

They fight for what they want

Do you know the beautiful part?

They get it.

So you are still comfortable in your comfort zone waiting for miracles without moving out and taking responsibilities?

God will bless the works of your hands.

Not bless your comfort zone.

So you are saying, what will people say if they catch me doing this kind of job..

You are doing yourself a great Injustice.

You don't need anyone's permission to succeed

All you need is to give yourself the permission to succeed. 👌

GOD IS WITH YOU 🙏❤️

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05/06/2024

THE PREACHER

A Story Worth Your Time.

A preacher walked into a classroom and asked the students,
"How much part of your life is God?"

The first student stood up and answered,
"God is a very important person. He loves me so much that he sent Jesus to die for me. For that, He is a big part of my life!"

Everybody gave him a round of applause. Then, another student stood up and answered,
"God is generous. God is loving. God is caring. God is creator, sustainer, and redeemer of all things. God has blessed me beyond my imaginations. For that, He is a huge part of my life!"

There was another round of applause. And in no time, almost all the students had answered impressively and were each given a handsome round of applause.

Just then, a girl in the back stood up and shook her head severally. To everyone's surprise, she answered,
"I'm sorry, but I don't believe that God is a part of my life. He is not even a tiny part!"

The entire class gazed with wonderment at her, and began to whisper,
"She's an atheist! She doesn't believe in God! She doesn't acknowledge the existence of God! She's unbelievable!"

The preacher suddenly stopped and asked the girl,
"Tell me, why did you say God isn't a part of your life?"

The girl smiled and said,
"With everything God has done for me, he doesn't deserve to be a part of my life. In fact, God is my life. He is my everything!"

We can look back on our lives and be overwhelmed at the goodness and compassion of the Lord. There have been trails and there have been joys. In all things, God has shared with us His love and His compassion. He has done a great work in our lives and is still working on us. God is not just a part of our lives. He is our lives, and we should appreciate him for that!

Author: Chima_Dickson Official
I let my stories teach the life lessons.

29/05/2024

"The whole world is chasing the resources of S.sudan, but S.sudan are chasing Heaven."
Bago Nyok 👈

29/05/2024

Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

17/05/2024

Mention that country 😂😂

09/05/2024

NEVER EVER FORGET THESE POWERFUL POINTS IN LIFE!!!

1. Always remember that you can grow without destroying others.

2. Always remember that your dreams can be fulfilled without sabotaging others.

3. Always remember that nobody must go down for you to rise.

4. Always remember that nobody must be shamed or embarrassed for your smile to be sustained.

5. Always remember that while others are rising, you can also rise.

6. Always remember that finding satisfaction in the pain of others will never bring you true happiness.

7. Always remember that what you wish others is a prayer for yourself.

8. Become the good fire that genuinely lights up others, not one that ruins the joy, goodwill, and expectation of others.

9. Never take delight in causing pain or sponsoring the tears of another.

10. Allow the true FEAR OF GOD to guide your days, STRENGTHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS and SET YOUR COURSE.

This is the path to true peace, lasting influence and meaningful living!. Please Be guided accordingly.

Do have a blessed day ahead🙏❤️

Bago Nyok 👈 ®️

09/05/2024

TRUE LIFE STORY(True love still exists)

A boy and a girl lived together as boyfriend and girlfriend. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated and decided to further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: “I’m not very good with words. But, all I know is that, I love you.

If you allow me, I will take care of You for The rest of my life. The girl agreed and with the guy’s determination, the girl's family gave in and agreed to let them Get married.. Before he left they got engaged. . The girl went out working, whereas the guy was overseas continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails and phone calls.. Though it was hard but both of them never thought of giving up.

One day while the girl was on her way to work she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry, she wanted to comfort her but she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice…. The doctor said that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice..

Upon reaching home everything seemed to be the same Except for the ringing tone of the phone which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know and not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer. With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return the guy sent many replies and countless phone calls but all the girl could do was just to cry..

Her parents decided to move away hoping she would eventually forget everything and be happy. With a new environment, the girl learnt sign language and started a new life, Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. . One day her friend came and told her that he’s back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then there wasn’t anymore news of him.

A year has passed and one day he

03/05/2024

Teacher:-hey how are you?
Student:- not good !
Teacher:-why what's wrong
Student:- my sister is at hospital and she can't even speak or walk I think she is paralyzed.
Teacher:- omg! Iam sorry to hear ! what happened?
Student :- she was born yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

03/05/2024

📍 LAUGH🤣 OUT YOUR PROBLEMS

1. I was wondering those who got märried during the time of coins. How did they spray them?🤔 Were they stonïng them with coins or how? 🙄🤭😂😂😂😂
2. Just imagine telling your kids that you met their mother on Facebook Free mode 😕🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg try dey but data 😒
3. When a girl who’s always indoor get pregnänt...
We congratulate the furniture for doing such a job 🤭😂😂😂
4. GIRLFRIËND: I wish I was a newspaper so I could be in your hands all day 🙈
ME: I too wish you were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday. 😒😂😂😂
5. Nothing is sweeter than the first month of dating.☺️ You can even sell your Kidnëy just to make your partner happy 🤭😂😂😂
6. “When visiting a sïck person” 😒
Americans: Get well soon dear
British: Speedy recovery dear.
South Sudan: ha this kind sicknëss kïll Deng oo 🙄🤭😂😂😂
7. Way back in Primary school I was so ügly that I made a girl çry because they called me her husbänd 🥲🤭😂😂
8. Don’t rush into a new relationshïp after brëak up,
wait for at least 10-15 minutes 🤭😂😂 E get why 😒
9. I don’t care if it is a dream or not... CHEATÏNG is CHEATÏNG!! If you dreamt that you cheäted on me, when I wake up it’s over between us.😕 Favour you don hear me oo 😒😂😂😂
10. I stopped sitting in the corner in my class since my teacher said Exam is around ‘the corner’ 🙄
Who want Exam sef 🏃😒😂😂😂

TBC....😌
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Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏
☞ Comedian # Bago Nyok 👈

28/04/2024

★ Stories and FUNNY JOKES EVERYDAY😂★

This is the reason why my mom wants me to marry on time😂😂😂😂
1. My shortest relationship lasted for two hours, she gave me her nūmber at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her goodnight, she replied "gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah" I immediately delēted her nūmber and bløcked the spelling vīrus before it spread🏃🏃🏃🏃🚶🚶😯😟😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. A kid went mīssing.
His family uploaded a message with his photo. He was found !!! That's a big thanks to Facebøok. Now, it is more than three months he is not able to go to school.
Why? Because whenever people see him, they take him back home. Why? Because the message is still circulating on Facebook.
Please støp sharing old Facebook messages 😑😑🙄🙄😂😂

3. If you have a prøblem with people holding their car keys in their hands when moving around ,hold your Transport Money....let's not complicate things😋🙄😂

4. TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give Me A Bursary.😛😛

5. No weapøn formed against Me and my folløwers will prosper,,, AMEN 👏😶😶

6. May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post Without Dropping Comment Get Stølen or Else fall in a Basin of Water This My Humble Prayer 🏃🚶🚶🏃😛😂😋

Dm if you are bored 😌

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25/04/2024

✍️🤣🤣🤣 Night LAUGHter 😂 🤣🤣🤣✍️

👩A lady at a bus stop spotted a handsome😎 man called Micheal🧔 and without hesitating😑, she went to 🧔him and said 🗣️"you look cute, I like you"😁❤️

🧔 Micheal out of shock😮 simply placed his hand✊ on 👩her shoulders and he said 🗣️"My dear😳, this love💕 and infatuation are all nothing😌, you're too young to be behaving like this.✍️😒

🙏Please go home🏡 and study hard so that you can have a successful💰 life, he then placed a piece📜 of paper on her hand🤲 and said🗣️ "I have written some words ✍️ of wisdom and religious 🙇‍♀️ verses for you😊, read📖 them before you go to sleep🛌. God👼 loves you💕
And he walks away🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
Nyok 👈
👩The girl went back to her hustle in Shame and guilt🤧😒

😴Before she sleeps she opened the paper 📖📖and read and it was 🗣️ "Are you blind?😒 my wife was standing🚶‍♀️ behind me.😳
This is my phone number📲, call me📞 Anyway I love you too"😁💕

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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23/04/2024

Nice time with ma classmates ❤️

20/04/2024

You are broke because , you want to get rich so quickly. As a result you end up making many financial mistakes such as Betting. Shortcut to Wealth Creation thelizno.

Save & invest.

Trying to get rich quickly has Landed more people in poverty than in wealth. Wealth is built Slowly by Consistently Saving, Starting a business or investing in other people's businesses via Stock market or private equity.

However there is only one Shortcut to building Wealth. And that's by Learning from those who have succeeded at wealth Creation. Reading and learning arms you with advantaged information and helps you avoid Making similar mistakes as those who have gone before you. They Say wise people learn from other people's Mistakes, fools learn from their own mistakes.

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