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15/12/2024

Matur Makur is something else.

15/12/2024

Manchester City vs Manchester United

The scores please?

14/12/2024

Why are you still awake?

12/12/2024


ECONOMIC DEPRESSION: WHAT SHOULD SOUTH SUDAN DO ABOUT IT?

By Mengistu Mayardit Maker

South Sudan is now in a very dark place, both literally and figuratively. Its 64 tribes, its citizenry, will disagree just about on everything—even on this obvious fact. But if there is something that they can now all agree on it is that: our morale and economy are broken. Our standards of living now rank among the worst in the world. And this is not just some abstract statistics. This means the majority of our fellow South Sudanese now go to sleep with empty bellies—something that should be ghastly shocking for a country endowed with oil and minerals.

So what should our country do about this economic doldrums we are in?

Well, the solution is quite simple. It needs to reopen an alliance with the West, which as you know dear reader, runs the IMF and the World Bank. To achieve that we must firstly minimize our ties with the East—especially Russia. And I’m not suggesting transforming an ally into a foe. I mean minimize!

After doing that, we have to state it positively and honestly to America and her Western allies that it was not very wise of us to have alienated them in the first place. That although we have our values and are steadfast in their defense, we are not delusional to think we can now claw our way out of this depression without their assistance.

Having admitted that fact, we have to prove it to them that this is not just theater, that we are willing to walk the talk.
To do that we have to establish or empower already existing institutions, be hostile to corruption, lenient on the media and the press, encouraging of girl-child education and women empowerment, perceptive of human rights, and transparent with our foreign aid and loans.

This, I can say with absolute conviction, dear fellow citizen, is the only road now left. Not taken, we will find ourselves in an abyss. And that will be very soon.

11/12/2024

Dr Moses Nyanciigak, PhD

10/12/2024

"Amel Garang Adup urinated on the wall"

Rewrite the sentence starting
with,"The wall."

10/12/2024

I am on phone now with President Kiir. What would you like me to tell him?

10/12/2024

Good morning republic of Awan Cin thaar yol

09/12/2024

Ask me anything, I will reply in 10 seconds. Yala!

09/12/2024

Gali, let Nas Warrap eat now because when SKM is out, they won’t get any position, not even grave digging, with their age assessment certificates.

09/12/2024

Official language that will be used in the security meetings is "Thoŋ Rek"

09/12/2024

Gali, Baai Aguec Rek ee Nguel cï Cuel.

09/12/2024

1. H.E. Salva Kiir, President —— Warrap
2. Abraham Mayuat , IGP———-Warrap
3. Dr. Paul Nang Majok, CDF—— Warrap
4. Gen. Akech Tong Aleu, DG NISS— Warrap
5.Gen. Abraham Gum Makuach. Tiger— Warrap

Ye Akuma Rek?

09/12/2024

Is South Sudan becoming republic of Warrap?

09/12/2024

Who is in and who is out?

09/12/2024

Greetings, my dear followers of Nyanciigak! This is Dr. Moses Nyanciigak, PhD (not once, but twice!), speaking after a little time away. But don’t worry—it wasn’t for anything bad. No, I’ve been busy starting my third PhD. Yes, third. At this point, you can just call me the "Doctor of Doctors."

After finishing my second PhD, I traveled to Juba with high hopes of giving back to society. But instead of giving back, society gave me something: a rejection letter buffet. I applied to job after job, only to be turned away over and over.

The reason? Gali, I’m “too overqualified.” Can you imagine? One cattle keeper from Warrap—who somehow ended up as an undersecretary in some random office—had the audacity to tell me this. It was both funny and painful at the same time.

So, what else could I do? I packed my bags and went back to school. If there’s no room for me in the Republic of Awan Muorkuau, I might as well collect another degree. I miss you all, and I can’t wait to return once I’m done with this latest academic adventure.

In the meantime, don’t worry—Dr. Moses Junior will keep things lively until I’m back. Stay well, and may Ngundeng B**g continue to bless you!

09/12/2024

Dear Ruweng people, how many cows does a slightly used girl like Beckie Johnz cost? I know a brand new Nyabo is 10 cows.

Junubean really needs to calm down and leave Bol Abuk alone. This guy, like any other complete adult, is allowed to have...
09/12/2024

Junubean really needs to calm down and leave Bol Abuk alone. This guy, like any other complete adult, is allowed to have a history—ex-girlfriends, baby mamas, Slay Queens and even a little Maker Deng Tycoon whatever. Why is everyone acting like it’s breaking news just because Junubean found one of his baby mamas?

Meanwhile, Dr. Moses Nyanciigak has a whole résumé of 193 ex-girlfriends and 17 baby mamas, and nobody’s making a fuss about that. What’s even funny about this saga is seeing dowry defaulters calling Bol Abuk a deadbeat dad.

Really? These are people who haven’t even delivered a single chicken to their in-laws, yet they’re busy shaming Bol Abuk. Let’s be real—when I talk about dowry, I mean people who owe cows, not those Equatoria men who show up with cassava and think they are paying dowry!

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