20/02/2023
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1. A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He's still crying like a baby o and I'm shocked! πππ
2. *You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.* *πΉπΉπππππΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ*
3. I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.
My dear, shift let me faint again. ππππππππππππππ
4. I hate it when somebody tells a girl
βYou Donβt Look Like You Can Cookβ
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I mean, is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables and decorate her ears with tomatoes and onions just to have the βCook Look??? βπππππππππππππ
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5. On my wedding day, the Pastor better skip the part of βIs there anyone here with a reason(s) why this wedding shouldnβt hold?β¦β¦β¦ππ
I donβt trust my village people, anything can happenβ¦β¦.ππππππππππππ
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6. Sister in Christ⦠u claim to be saved but you only talk to men with cars.
Were u baptized with petrol?
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7. Most Ladies Donβt Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings
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8. A man returns a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, βI read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!β
The Librarian looks up and responds,
βIdiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
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