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Ssd queen, Juba (2024)

21/06/2024

My heart my soulmate Ítz Íphøñé

29/07/2023

My idol Dax
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06/03/2023

Congratulations bro Dax. For 50million views

20/02/2023

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1. A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He's still crying like a baby o and I'm shocked! 😂😂😂
2. *You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.* *😹😹😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹*

3. I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.
My dear, shift let me faint again. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
4. I hate it when somebody tells a girl
“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”
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I mean, is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables and decorate her ears with tomatoes and onions just to have the “Cook Look??? “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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5. On my wedding day, the Pastor better skip the part of ”Is there anyone here with a reason(s) why this wedding shouldn’t hold?………😟😟
I don’t trust my village people, anything can happen…….😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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6. Sister in Christ… u claim to be saved but you only talk to men with cars.
Were u baptized with petrol?
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7. Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings
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8. A man returns a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”
The Librarian looks up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
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