26/06/2023
Me: Madam this your yam big well well o. How much?
Seller: Na 6k.
Me: Make I give you 4k nau.
Seller: Bring am.
Me: Madam you no gree 2500?
Seller: Bring am.
Me: Money don even finish for my wallet. Make I give you 1200.
Seller: Bring am
Me to myself: Omo it's like this woman is in love with me o! From 6k, she has agreed to sell it for 1200.
Me: Madam make I no lie, I go still pay transport of 400 go house so na just 800 dey my hand.
Seller: Hmm. Bring am sha.
*I pay and leave*
Me: I don hit jackpot! For other places this yam go be 7k last price! I don chop this woman!
Make I rush go prepare porridge.
*I finally get home and start cutting the yam*
The result: