12/12/2024
DATING A VIRGIN IS FUNNY!
You’ll just be sitting there, trying to hold hands, and she’s already panicking: "Baby, are you sure this won’t make me pregnant?" 😭
Then you kiss her forehead, and she holds her chest like you just committed a crime: "Baby stop! I don’t want to disappoint my family oo!"
Now, you’re feeling bold and decide to kiss her neck. Suddenly, she jumps up: "I said stop! I don’t want to get pregnant oo!" 😅
You’ll start asking yourself: "Wait, is this love, or did I mistakenly sign up to teach Biology 101?" Because at this point, you’re explaining things like, "No, babe, a hug won’t give you twins," or "Kissing is not how babies are made, relax!"
And don’t even try whispering sweet things in her ear; she’ll look at you like you’re casting a spell. "Baby, don’t spoil my destiny oo!" 😂
Honestly, dating a virgin will test your patience. You’ll need the patience of Job because their innocence is on another level. But at the same time, you can’t help but find it cute. They’ll make you laugh, roll your eyes, and rethink your life choices all in one day.
So, fellas, if you’re dating one, just calm down. It’s not frustration; it’s character development! 😄