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17/07/2024

This individual is a professional side chick who comprehends the dynamics of being a side chick. It would be beneficial for married women to learn from her to enhance their marriages and add some spice.🤣🤣

The man👨🏽‍🦱doesn’t know that there is a snake 🐍underneath.The woman🙍🏽‍♀️doesn’t know that there is a stone crushing the ...
08/07/2024

The man👨🏽‍🦱doesn’t know that there is a snake 🐍underneath.
The woman🙍🏽‍♀️doesn’t know that there is a stone crushing the man.
The woman 🙎🏼‍♀️thinks: “I am going to fall! And I can’t climb because the snake 🐍is going to bite me! Why can’t the man 🧔🏼use a little more strength and pull me up!” The man 🧑🏾‍🦲thinks: “I am in so much pain! Yet I’m still pulling you as much as I can! Why don’t you try and climb a little harder!?”

The moral is— you can’t see the pressure the other person is under, and the other person can’t see the pain you’re in.
This is life, whether it’s with work, family, feelings or friends, we should try to understand each other.
Learn to think differently, perhaps more clearly and communicate better. A little thought and patience goes a long way.

02/07/2024

You need such daughters to protect your husbands 😅😅😅

You watched Davido's wedding? Did you see his friends? That is what a circle of friends should be. People who are happy,...
30/06/2024

You watched Davido's wedding? Did you see his friends? That is what a circle of friends should be. People who are happy, proud and supportive of your accomplishments. Many people who think they have a circle actually have a noose. A noose around their necks. People who do not support or uplift you, but are quick to find fault with you when you start progressing. Look, some people can be in your circle without being in your corner. Without the right circle, you will have a cycle of failure! Even if you do not smoke, just by walking with a smoker, you will breathe in second-hand smoke. And even if you are not yet rich, you will enjoy secondhand wealth just by accompanying a wealthy person. Your circle matters. The right ring will bring out the king in you. The wrong clique will weigh you down like a tonne of bricks.



24/03/2024

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER... WE SHALL ALL RETURN HOME.

A boy was sent by his father to urgently buy him food from a restaurant. On his way going, he was in a hurry because of the urgency of the assignment.

However, on his way back, he passed where his mates were playing football. He slowed down, began to watch the game, gradually slowing down until he finally stopped. He watched for a while and got carried away, he became interested, and indicated his interest in playing, he was invited.

He left the food in the care of some unknown people and entered the field. He forgot the assignment completely and played his heart out. He became the man of the match, dribbled opponents, created chances, scored goals and changed the face of the entire game.

When night came, the owner of the ball picked it up. It was time for everyone to go home; to go back to their parents, the game was over!_
_It now dawned on the boy after everyone had left that he had actually been sent to buy food by his hungry father. He went to where he kept the food, it had already been eaten by goats and dogs, "but I kept this food with some guys here a moment ago."He said.

He picked the plates, but was no longer happy, all the excitement of the game disappeared, the people clapping for him were all gone, the opponents he was playing against were all gone, the ball itself was gone, time was gone, those selling food were gone, he couldn't buy another!

Regrets took over him, he sluggishly walked home, with tears of sorrow and regrets whilst hiding in the dark.

When people saw him, they asked him why he was crying and hiding in the dark with empty plates! He had left with clean plates full of excitement, but returned with same empty plates, so dirty and stained !

When they asked him "Why he couldn't go home, he said his father will beat him". He knew the implications of a wasted time. So sad, too late.

Hear this: We have a home to return to at the end of life's journey when all is said and done.

Don't be distracted, don't rejoice when people are clapping for you while doing the wrong things, they won't be there when you are to give an account.

Avoid Distractions, we are sent here for an assignment, God who sent us to this world is waiting to recieve us back. The game we are busy playing every day, when night comes, it gets over, the crowd watching will disappear, we'll be left alone to go back and give a report to our Maker. What will you tell God?

Think about it!

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER,.. WE SHALL ALL RETURN HOME. May God help us all return with happy endings . Amen.

12/01/2024

If you want to die early, mix jealousy with poverty and gossiping. Even doctors won’t easily know what killed you.

01/12/2023

Lesson to learn from here.

A daughter suspected that her dad was cheating on mum. So, she snitched on Daddy, got his password, opened his phone while he was sleeping and handed the phone to Mummy. Mummy thanked her, locked the phone, woke Daddy up and told him to change his password because Daughter already knew it

Daddy was disappointed in Daughter. Daughter was disappointed in Mummy. Mummy was very proud of herself. She told Daughter "You see this Man? I have known him for several years before you were born and when you leave for your own husband's house I will be the one with him and vice versa. I will never look for something that will make me see him different from the good man that he has been.
I personally believe that Mummy is a wise woman.
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Happy birthday, my dear bestie, You're not just a friend, you're like a sister to me. May your special day be filled wit...
12/11/2023

Happy birthday, my dear bestie, You're not just a friend, you're like a sister to me. May your special day be filled with lots of love, joy, and laughter.enjoy your special day

03/11/2023

1. Why didn't she just walk away?
2. Is she compused?
3. What is the elephant looking for?

03/11/2023

And Gossip 70%

28/10/2023

14k Followers 💝💚🙏

TODAY MARKS 6459 years Delilah betrayed Samson. R.I.P. bro, you are gone but not forgotten. 😩
08/09/2023

TODAY MARKS 6459 years Delilah betrayed Samson. R.I.P. bro, you are gone but not forgotten. 😩

08/09/2023

A house is just a house, it's happiness and peace of mind that makes it a home. It doesn't matter what you do or where you live. It doesn't matter the size of the house and how much you spent on it. If you can't find happiness in your home, life becomes a misery. It doesn't matter if it's a rented house, your own house, a friend's house, a family house or a statehouse.

Happiness is from within. External stress can be avoided but internal stress is more painful than death. Without happiness or peace of mind a house is just a house. One of the most painful things in life is not to have rest of mind in your home where you lay your head. A homeless person is not a person without a house, but a person who is always unhappy when going home.

So...✍

If you truly want happiness in your marriage. Stop cooking what your partner hates to eat (Not talking about food). Be open to communication. You can discuss your daily activities with your partner but avoid bringing job or business related stress to your family and make them pay for the sins they knew nothing about. Make your matrimonial home a place of comfort and peace. Because a person who is never happy going home, may never stay at home.

23/08/2023

Lessons from the diaspora

19/08/2023

If you never Googled
"Pregnancy Symptoms"
MY sister you're still a baby

18/08/2023

University of dating final year maths examination.
Time:3 hurs and 30 minutes.
Instructions.

✓ Attempt all questions
✓ All questions carry equal marks.
✓ Crying is allowed in case if you want to cry but don't wipe tears with exams paper .

1. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to her main boyfriend . Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks).

2. You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung galaxy and iPhone 13 pro max .
(A). Use your graph to estimate your future Poverty (5 mark).
(B).plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.( 5marks).

3. You are chatting on WhatsApp and massenger with others people's wives/husband yet you don't want to see your wife/husband on the social network.
Calculate the percentage error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks).

4. You are civil servant, your wife is a petty trader,your combined household income is less than South Sudan pounds 1,000,000. Your daughter who is waiting S.S.C.S.E results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung galaxy worth South Sudan 🇸🇸 pound 700,000 each. Calculate the percentage of your parental negligence. (20 marks)

5. You're married woman and you have date 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks).

6. You can't give your wife South Sudanese pound 10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over South Sudanese pound 50, 000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your stupidity take ñ=3.142 ( 10 marks)

Good luck!!!📎
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My brothers and sisters, am tired of pretending, what is the important of this hole pls?
22/07/2023

My brothers and sisters, am tired of pretending, what is the important of this hole pls?

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