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14/09/2025

SOUTH SUDAN NATIONAL UNIVERSITY (SSNU)

Vice Chancellor’s Message

Welcome to South Sudan National University, the home of bad governance. Here we train and graduate experts in eating, looting, silencing, and ruling without accountability. At SSNU, corruption is not just taught—it is perfected.

About the University

South Sudan National University (SSNU) is the leading institution in bad governance studies. With faculties ranging from Eatingology to Tribology, we equip students with the skills to master corruption, nepotism, and oppression. Our graduates dominate public offices, shadow deals, and everything in between.

Motto

“Knowledge for Exploitation and Self-Enrichment”

Vision

To produce graduates well-equipped in the arts and sciences of bad governance, capable of preserving corruption and mediocrity across generations.

Mission

SSNU is dedicated to nurturing leaders who excel in manipulation, looting, and oppression, thereby advancing the traditions of kleptocracy, nepotism, and state capture.

Faculties and Specializations

1. Faculty of Eatingology
• Bachelor of Stomach Sciences (BSS)
• Major in Unlimited Consumption and Public Feast Management

2. Faculty of Stealingology

• Bachelor of Asset Diversion (BAD)
• Concentration in Cash Disappearance Tactics

3. Faculty of Lootingology

• Bachelor of Resource Relocation (BRR)
• Focus on Post-Conflict Plunder Studies

4. Faculty of Greedology

• Bachelor of Endless Appetite (BEA)
• Minor in Self-Enrichment Practices

5. Faculty of Corruptology

• Master of Administrative Deception (MAD)
• Doctorate in Systemic Corruption Engineering (PhD-SCE)

6. Faculty of Killingology

• Bachelor of Silent Eliminations (BSE)
• Diploma in Violence for Political Ends

7. Faculty of Cheatingology

• Bachelor of Rigging & Misrepresentation (BRM)
• Certificate in Election Fraud Applications

8. Faculty of Malpracticeology

• Bachelor of Institutional Sabotage (BIS)
• Advanced Studies in Professional Misconduct

9. Faculty of Land Grabbingology

• Bachelor of Customary Land Appropriation (BCLA)
• Doctorate in Displacement Economics

10. Faculty of Lyingology

• Bachelor of Propaganda & Falsehood (BPF)
• Specialization in Media Manipulation

11. Faculty of Dealingology

• Bachelor of Secret Contracts (BSC)
• Major in Shady Procurement

12. Faculty of Percentageology

• Bachelor of Cut-Share Science (BCSS)
• Research in Commission Economics

13. Faculty of Hateology

• Bachelor of Intolerance & Division (BID)
• Minor in Destructive Speech

14. Faculty of Nepotismology

• Bachelor of Family Rule (BFR)
• Master of Tribal Favoritism

15. Faculty of Tribology

• Bachelor of Ethnic Engineering (BEE)
• Diploma in Community Fragmentation

16. Faculty of Oppressiology

• Bachelor of Suppression Studies (BSS)
• Graduate Certificate in Authoritarian Practices

17. Faculty of Silencingology

• Bachelor of Public Gagging (BPG)
• Studies in Media Blackout

18. Faculty of Manipulateology

• Bachelor of Strategic Misguidance (BSM)
• Postgraduate in Psychological Deception

19. Faculty of Clickalogy

• Bachelor of Political Click Formation (BPCF)
• Elective in Survival Networks

20. Faculty of Witchcraftology

• Bachelor of Superstition Management (BSM)
• Studies in Mystical Intimidation

21. Faculty of Kleptocraceology

• Bachelor of Stolen Governance (BSG)
• Doctorate in State Capture

22. Faculty of Ethocraceology

• Bachelor of Ethnic Domination (BED)
• Advanced Research in Exclusive Power

23. Faculty of Discriminatology

• Bachelor of Inequality Sciences (BIS)
• Minor in Selective Opportunities

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – 2025/2026 ACADEMIC YEAR

The administration of South Sudan National University (SSNU) proudly announces that admission is now open for the upcoming academic year. Our university continues to produce elite graduates who are experts in the sciences of bad governance, looting, manipulation, and corruption.

Admission Criteria

Applicants must demonstrate the following qualities:
1. Eatingology Potential – A strong appetite for consuming more than what belongs to you.
2. Stealing & Looting Skills – Evidence of experience in diverting public goods or finances.
3. Corruptology Competence – Familiarity with bribery, inflated budgets, and kickbacks.
4. Nepotism & Tribal Orientation – A clear record of favoring family, clan, or tribe over merit.
5. Oppressiology Ability – Proven capacity to silence critics, intimidate rivals, and block accountability.
6. Lying & Manipulation Excellence – Talent in spreading propaganda, denying obvious truths, and deceiving the public.
7. Percentageology Aptitude – Ability to claim a personal share from every contract, project, or aid package.
8. Killingology Advantage – Experience in eliminating opponents, whether physically, politically, or socially.

Application Requirements
• A completed SSNU Application Form (available through discreet networks and closed doors).
• A Personal Statement titled: “How I Plan to Loot Better Than My Predecessors.”
• Two recent photographs (preferably in designer suits bought with stolen funds).
• A non-refundable application fee of one truckload of diverted relief food or 15% of any inflated contract.

Faculties Available
• Faculty of Eatingology & Greedology
• Faculty of Stealingology & Lootingology
• Faculty of Corruptology & Percentageology
• Faculty of Nepotismology & Tribology
• Faculty of Oppressiology & Silencingology
• Faculty of Manipulateology & Witchcraftology

Deadline

Applications close when resources are completely looted or donors suspend funding.

Signed:

Office of the Registrar
South Sudan National University (SSNU)

14/09/2025

BREAKING NEWS: Machar’s SPLM/A IO says any attempt to take him to court is the final goodbye to R-ARCSS or any future peace

Juba - 14th/09/2025

Oyet Nathaniel Pierino, the acting Chairman and commander in chief of SPLM/A IO, said today while addressing the nation that, "the arrest of Dr. Riek Machar was illegal. All charges against him are rubbish and any attempt to take him to court for prosecution will be a road of no return to peace."

He further said that the suspension of the FVP is a suspension of peace agreement in the Republic of South Sudan. He said the whole system in the country is now illegal and unconstitutional.

He added; any return to peace in the country will only be made possible by the release of Dr. Riek Machar.

Oyet calls for immediate and unconditional release of all detained SPLM/A IO leaders in Juba.

Stay tuned!

14/09/2025

Letter from Machar Defense Team

14/09/2025

PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
A Declaration of Loyalty:

From being nonpartisan to joining the SPLM/SPLA-IO under Chairman Dr. Riek Machar Teny Dhurgon, C.I.C., South Sudan’s First Vice President who was recently held in custody, I have taken a decisive step. The movement is currently led by Acting Chairman and C.I.N., Rt. Hon. Oyet Nathaniel Pierino.

Why am I disappointed, and why have I chosen to join the movement? In the past, during our struggle against Sudan before the birth of South Sudan, people like Abdalla Chuol Deng Dut and Samuel G*i Tut, along with their comrades in the Anya-Anya I liberation struggle, went to the bush to fight the oppressor, Sudan’s Islamic regime, without any higher education. They succeeded remarkably in ways that remain unmatched. Today, we have diplomas, bachelor’s degrees, master’s degrees, and even PhDs, yet we know so little about the suffering of South Sudanese under this betraying regime, SPLM-IG. Compared to our past liberators and the education we claim to possess, we seem powerless.
Our country is being destroyed under our watch by a regime we could act against. Yet we sometimes say, “No, we are not politicians,” convincing ourselves that politics is someone else’s concern. This is a dangerous thought. Politics is not a game; it is the force that shapes lives. Denying participation in politics is denying one’s duty as a citizen.
If we do not engage, whose politics will shape our nation? Nonsense. Today, I have decided to join the SPLM-IO in the bush because my absence would leave critical ideas unrepresented in decision-making.

Why should I hide my convictions? It is time to demonstrate the skills I possess and see their impact, whether positive or negative. Some elders claim politics is not for young people, but that is false. Many of them began their political careers in their early twenties. Today, they attempt to isolate the youth, allowing the destruction of our country while we watch.

Why do the elders in politics, mainly the SPLM-IG, fear the youth? Because we are more educated. Because we learn new political skills every day. Because our numbers are formidable. If these facts are seen as a threat, then we must step into the arena and outsmart them.

In the SPLM-IO, recognition is given to those known for their political skills and their ability to impact the movement. As the youth of this country, we must not treat politics as a disease. Even if it were a disease, it has a remedy: action, engagement, and leadership.

I can no longer remain silent. I have laid down my thoughts, and the only path forward is to join the struggle to confront this failing regime. I am ready to fight like never before. I fight not for Dr. Machar or any other individual, but for myself, so that I may live as a citizen with dignity, and so that my children may have a future. I cannot claim to be a citizen when my rights are denied, my life is at risk, and my family suffers in refugee camps. For whom shall I live this life, if not for myself and my children?

No movement succeeds without a leader. I will stand under the guidance of the visionary elder and leader, PhD Dr. Riek Machar Teny Dhurgon, who is currently held in custody.
It starts now.

VIVA the people’s movement, SPLM/SPLA-IO
VIVA Dr. Riek Machar
VIVA the comrades in the struggle
VIVA South Sudan

To my SPLM/SPLA-IO, on this date, 14th of September, 2025, kindly accept my allegiance.
CC: Chairman Dr. Riek Machar Teny Dhurgon, Acting Chairman Rt. Hon. Oyet Nathaniel Pierino, SPLM/SPLA-IO secretariats and the SPLM/SPLA-IO leadership.

Contact Details:
Bol Chuol Rambang
+211921055829
[email protected]
Lankien HQS, Nyirol County, Jonglei State, South Sudan

14/09/2025

Subject: Call for the Voluntary Resignation of James Hoth Mai, Chairman of the Nuer Community in Juba.

Dear Hon.James Hoth,

I hope this message finds you well and in good faith. I am writing as a concerned member of the Nuer community to respectfully call for your voluntary resignation as Chairman of the Nuer Community in Juba.
It is with great disappointment that I address the ongoing challenges facing our community, including issues of security, economic hardship, cultural preservation, and the repeated displacement and bombardment of our civilian population. Regrettably, your leadership has not adequately addressed these critical concerns. Instead, we have observed a lack of decisive action to unite our community, engage stakeholders, or work toward reconciliation and solutions to these pressing issues. Of particular concern was your recent speech in Juba, where, rather than condemning the government for the bombardment of innocent Nuer civilians, you placed blame on our people in the villages.

This stance is deeply disheartening and fails to reflect the leadership of our community desperately needs during these challenging times. Additionally, your response to the designation of our counties as hostile, by Mr. Elia Lumoro, you were condemned the wrong person leaving the main causative one, and your condemnation dead on arrival without any response from the government you are saved.
further underscores a leadership approach that does not align with the needs and aspirations of our community.

The Nuer community has been disorganized for too long, and the absence of meaningful efforts to convene stakeholders, foster reconciliation, or address systemic challenges has only deepened our struggles. We believe it is time for new leadership that can effectively advocate for our people, protect our rights, and address the urgent issues we face.

For the sake of our community’s unity and progress, I respectfully urge you to step down voluntarily and allow others with the vision and capability to lead us forward to take on this critical role.

Thank you for your past service to the Nuer community. I hope you will consider this call in the spirit of advancing the collective interests of our people.

Sincerely,
Pam Bayoch Gatluak Denay,
A Concerned Member of the Nuer Community.
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14/09/2025

Akobo West Sub-County Community's Chiefs, led by Paramount Chief, Tuak Lham, Youth leaders and elders, have extremely rejected the appointment of Deputy RRC Coordinator, Mr. Manyang Kher Deng, recommending other person as the community's choice

Read it below

14/09/2025

Gakdong and Geni Payams communities in Akobo, which comprise of Nyang Dinai, Gaat Yien Dinai, Paduay Dinai and Mach Nyabiel have extremely expressed their concern and dissatisfaction over the recent appointments of local Government officials /workforce in the County.

Read their appeal below :

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13/09/2025

BREAKING NEWS: CSSOM Member Dissolves Movement, Joins Machar’s SPLM/A IO

Addis Ababa - 13/09/2025

Gen. Hoth Gor, the Chairman and Commander-in-Chief of the South Sudan National Liberation Movement and Army (SSLM/A) and a member of the recently formed Coalition for South Sudan Opposition Movements (CSSOM), has officially dissolved his movement and pledged his allegiance to the SPLM/A IO led by Dr. Riek Machar.

For more details, please see the document below.

Stay tuned!

13/09/2025

SARAH PETER NYOT KOK
COUNSEL GENERAL
Counse! General Vows to Strengthen Rule of Law and Constitutional Order
The newly appointed Counsel General at the Ministry of, Justice, Hon. Advocate Sarah Peter Nyot Kok, took office on Tuesday, pledging to serve with diligence and integrity.
Sarah Nyot who is an accomplished lawyer with extensive international experience, added there will be access to justice for all citizens.

Can anyone translate what the song is talking about?

12/09/2025

He is fine

12/09/2025

H.E. Dr. Riek Machar Teny-Dhurgon met a team of lawyers today at his residence that will look at the politically concocted charges announced 21 hours ago.

These, in the team, are the same brave independent professional lawyers who handled my politically motivated case in 2017-2018. They legally defeated the regime's prosecutors in the High Court in Juba, although the Judge of that 'Kangaroo Court' who presided over my case was finally ordered politically by J1 to sentence me unlawfully. But God shamed them at last!

The legal reoresentatuves are rare men and women of integrity, who will again expose the political nature and fabrication of this case involving the peace champion, Dr. Riek Machar.

I am glad to say that today, these lawyers found Dr. Machar in a good shape, and in a very high spirit ready for the good future. Truth will prevail!

NB: Today also marks the 7th year anniversary of the signing of the R-ARCSS seven years ago on September 12, 2018. The peace that is being destroyed!

God is however at work in mysterious ways!

The stone which some of the builders are ignorantly rejecting and cowardly and heartlessly humiliating now will become the corner stone one day for South Sudan, like Nelson Mandela for South Africa, and even more so!

Year 2026 will be a 'very different' year all together!

12/09/2025

NUER COMMUNITY IN ETHIOPIA
Addis Ababa
Ethiopia

Date 09/09/2025

Subject: Community-Wide Invitation to Nuer Fundraising Event
Dear Brothers and Sisters of the Nuer Community in Addis Ababa,
On behalf of the Nuer Community Leadership, we are honored to invite you to attend a Fundraising Event dedicated to supporting our displaced people in the South Sudan who are currently in refugee camps. The event will be held on Saturday, 13 September 2025, at the Economic Hall.

This important occasion brings together the entire Nuer family in Addis Ababa, including the Jikany Community, Greater Lou Nuer Community, Greater Fangak Community, and Bentiu Community. Your participation is vital as we join hands in unity to stand with our people during this time of great need.
Let us come together in solidarity, share our culture, and contribute generously to bring hope to our displaced brothers and sisters.

We look forward to your presence.
Respectfully,

Stating time: 10:30 AM
Tut Gatgong Gatwech
Chairman
Nuer Community
0960333633
Com
Ababa
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Kun Ruei
Secretary General
Nuer Community
+251983323489
Email: [email protected]

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