Lolo Rita

23/11/2024

I gained 11 followers, created 27 posts and received 50 reactions in the past 90 days! Thank you all for your continued support. I could not have done it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

04/10/2024

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27/09/2024

make your choice this or that

26/09/2024

My landlord sent me this
Emoji 🔒
I replied 🛠️
And she sent this🔗👮
How do I reply 🤔🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

26/09/2024

A man faints during his wedding after he finds out that his father in-law is his wife's biological father.
Earth is hard😂

09/08/2024

Everyone depends on mom bt who can mom depend on 😮‍💨

06/08/2024

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
😂😂😂😂😂

You are laughing right? May joy and laughter never depart from you. 😂😂

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05/08/2024

05/08/2024

FACTS ABOUT WOMEN..

A WOMAN will BLOCK you, DELETE your NUMBER and tell you never to CALL her again and still expect you to CALL her. It's only WOMEN that can explain it better..

In the midst of an ARGUMENT with her, don't bother exchanging WORDS with her because it's not her that's SPEAKING, instead LISTEN to her, and let her continue VOMITING. And when she's COOL, EMBRACE her and let her know how much you LOVE her.

LISTEN BRO, a WOMAN that truly loves you doesn't behave NORMAL, at times she behaves like an EVIL though in a GOOD WAY, she will BLOCK you on WHATSAPP, FACEBOOK and still use her FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT to see how you are HOLDING UP.

They may BREATHE FIRE and BRIMSTONE in front of you and breakdown in TEARS in a CORNER. Their HEARTS are SOFTER than a NEW BORN BABY'S FEET honestly. Until you realize and understand that most WOMEN SPEAK in OPPOSITE MEANINGS whenever they are MAD and ANGRY at you, then you will forever fall in same trap of counting your EX'S.

A WOMAN that truly loves you will have a FIGHT with you, SLEEP on the same BED with you and give you SPACE for 10PEOPLE in the MIDDLE, but still be TURNING SLOWLY to CHECK if you TURNED your back at her or FACE her. I laugh when I hear MEN say they don't UNDERSTAND WOMEN, my brother how can you UNDERSTAND someone that was CREATED while you were SLEEPING. HELL NO.

What am trying to say is don't act upon ANGRY WOMEN'S WORDS. Most of the times, this GENDER don't really mean what they say.. Truth is WOMEN are wonderful creatures, they're like SALT, their presence may not be felt but whenever they leave, everything becomes tasteless. FEAR WOMEN. This GENDER that will stand in front of a MIRROR just to CRY and CHECK if she is CRYING BEAUTIFULLY.

May God give our MEN MORE UNDERSTANDING
🙏

29/07/2024

This is what I want now

24/07/2024

Good food no money kiler

Rita

07/06/2024

Dinner is ready
fresh fish Peppa soup

Lolo RitaMary Amadi

30/05/2024

This is why some of us check up on you often.
Not because we want to own you.
Not that we want to ask for money.
Not that we can't live without you.
Not that we have nothing important to do.

Don't let your ego make you lose a good friend
Even if he or she isn't your class
Just be happy that someone has you in mind
And is willing to see you smile.
For you'll only miss your water
When your well runs dry.

28/05/2024

Foodie people ooooooo
This night is good

Lolo RitaMary Amadi