Football Siao

31/01/2023

🚨HERE WE GO!

After close to four years of crazy, passionate fun, Football Siao has been released on a free transfer.

30/01/2023

Jurgen Klopp has no choice but to back his current players (yes, that includes Jordan Henderson) to salvage Liverpool FC's season🤷‍♂️

It has been quite a humbling season for Liverpool fans.

29/01/2023

Is Casemiro really the best midfielder in the world right now?🧐

If Manchester United fans on social media are to be believed, they currently boast both the best midfielder and forward in the world, in the form of Casemiro and Marcus Rashford respectively.

27/01/2023

Guess it was getting all too easy for Manchester City, and they needed a challenge🤜🤛

In a parallel universe, Manchester City would be sitting pretty at the top of the English Premier League and bored out of their minds at having the humour their neighbours’ pretence of a title challenge.

25/01/2023

"Stop, stop, they're already dead!"🫠

No matter how frustrated you have been with your club this season (looking at you, Liverpool and Chelsea fans), you should thank your lucky stars that you do not support Everton.

24/01/2023

Now, to win a trophy with Tottenham Hotspur👀

Harry Kane may not have any trophies to his name (because Spurs), but his collection of individual honours continues to grow.

23/01/2023

RIP Manchester United title challenge: January 2023 - January 2023🫡

Arsenal ended Manchester United fans’ dream of winning an unexpected English Premier League (EPL) title this season with a 3-2 win over the Old Trafford outfit this morning (SGT).

22/01/2023

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Arguably the most expensive mid-table clash in English Premier League (EPL) history ended in underwhelming fashion, as Liverpool and Chelsea battled to a goalless draw at Anfield last evening (SGT).

21/01/2023

In years to come, scientists and historians will look back at this time in football and have heated debates over whether FFP is real, or just a figment of someone's overactive imagination🤑

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has voiced out what every football fan is thinking – how the heck does Chelsea have so much money to spend in the transfer market?

21/01/2023

Will the signing of Trossard be enough to get Arsenal over the line in the race for the Premier League title?🤔

Arsenal have responded to the disappointment of missing out on self-professed die-hard Gooner Mykhailo Mudryk by securing the services of Belgian forward Leandro Trossard.

20/01/2023

Can't always rely on 'Spursyness' to bail you out after all🫠

Manchester City may have secured a 4-2 win over Tottenham Hotspur at the Etihad Stadium this morning (SGT), but manager Pep Guardiola was still far from pleased with what he saw from his team.

17/01/2023

And still nobody can explain why Klopp continues to select Henderson to start every week for Liverpool FC🤷‍♂️

Loyalty and commitment are rare virtues in football, especially in the modern game.

15/01/2023

The Manchester United fans are getting louder👀

It is now a three-horse race for the English Premier League (EPL) title, according to Manchester United fans.

11/01/2023

Surely Manchester United are the real deal now?👀

The archetypal Manchester United fan you know and love – or love to hate – is back, and with a vengeance.

09/01/2023

Pain for Potter, even beyond Voldemort's wildest dreams😳

It has only been about four months to the day Graham Potter took over at Chelsea, but the pitchforks are already out for Todd Boehly’s ‘Chosen One’.

04/01/2023

Should Arsenal have been awarded a penalty (or two) against Newcastle United?

Howard Webb’s reign as head of the Professional Game Match Officials Limited (PGMOL) has certainly started with a bang.

03/01/2023

At least Cody Gakpo won't feel the pressure at Liverpool FC, knowing how low Darwin Nunez has set the bar😶

New year, same old Darwin Nunez.

02/01/2023

Don't worry, Conte, no one's expecting anything from Tottenham Hotspur these days anyway🫠

Tottenham Hotspur manager Antonio Conte believes that pundits who tipped his side as dark horses for the English Premier League (EPL) title this season are to blame for creating a negative environment at the club.

01/01/2023

Remember when Manchester United fans celebrated being the January champions?🫢

Before the start of the season, nobody – not even Arsenal’s biggest fanboy, Mykhailo Mudryk – would have envisioned the Gunners to end 2022 at the top of the table.

31/12/2022

Wout a total faes-palm game for the Leicester City defender🤦‍♂️

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp might want to try and get a refund on Cody Gakpo and use the funds to sign Wout Faes instead, after the Belgium defender scored twice to hand the Reds a 2-1 win over Leicester City this morning (SGT).

30/12/2022

The first footballing GOAT, Pele, has passed away at the age of 82.

Thank you for making football the beautiful game. Rest in peace, Pele.

27/12/2022

Arsene Wenger got the perfect Christmas present from Arsenal!

A Jesus-less Arsenal managed to extend their lead at the top of the table with a 3-1 win over West Ham United 3-1 at the Emirates Stadium this morning (SGT).

24/12/2022

From Kalvin Phillips ➡️ Kalvin PhillipXL

Kalvin Phillips has endured a torrid time since joining Manchester City last summer, with a shoulder injury limiting him to just four substitute appearances for the club so far.

23/12/2022

VAR is everyone's enemy...until it's not

Despite being highly critical of VAR in the past, Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp rued its absence this morning (SGT) as his side fell to a 2-3 defeat to Manchester City in the Carabao Cup round-of-16.

18/12/2022

Congratulations, Argentina - champions of the world! And congratulations to Messi for finally settling the 🐐 debate

16/12/2022

To clear up any misunderstanding, TeamViewer refers to the German business software company, and not midfielder Donny van de Beek😅

It appears that ‘tis the season for upheaval and change at Manchester United.

16/12/2022

David Datro Fofana has scored more goals for Molde than Erling Haaland😳

Erling Haaland might only be 22 years of age, but top teams around the world are already on the hunt for the next cybernetic android goalscoring machine.

15/12/2022

Even Ten Hag wants the Glazers, who gave him the Manchester United job, gone🤷‍♂️

The stench of the Glazers might not have dissipated from Old Trafford yet, but Erik ten Hag is already eagerly anticipating having his very own sugar owners in the near future.

07/12/2022

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The toxic relationship between Cristiano Ronaldo and Manchester United may have ended as ignominiously as Romelu Lukaku’s World Cup campaign, but at least one party has already moved on from the heartbreak.

01/12/2022

Return of the 💎👁️?

The man credited with signing the likes of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Matteo Guendouzi, and Stephan Lichtsteiner for Arsenal is reportedly interested in bringing his expertise to Anfield.

23/11/2022

Not everyone's so eager to leave the city of Manchester...

Rival fans hoping for an end to the Pep Guardiola era of dominance with Manchester City will be left disappointed, with the Spaniard committing his future to the club till 2025.

23/11/2022

Manchester United tells Cristiano Ronaldo "SIIIIIIUUUUUU"👋

Christmas has come early for Manchester United fans, as hero turned villain Cristiano Ronaldo has officially left the club.

18/11/2022

What do the initials of the name ‘Ivan Benjamin Elijah Toney’ spell?😂

14/11/2022

Manchester United fans, is this your king?

In time to come, history will remember Cristiano Ronaldo as football’s undeniable GOAT: the Greatest of all T***s.

13/11/2022

Who here predicted Arsenal to be the ones to challenge Manchester City for the title?🤭

Raise your hand, and I'll tell you where you can find a liar.

Having been tipped by ‘expert’ pundits to struggle to even get into the top-four this season, Arsenal have surprised many by turning into legitimate challengers for Manchester City’s English Premier League (EPL) crown.

12/11/2022

Liverpool FC's Trent Alexander-Arnold has won six finals in his career to date...

Trent Alexander-Arnold’s inclusion in the England World Cup squad has raised a few eyebrows, not least because he has a reputation for having the defensive nous of a drunk uncle at a Christmas party.

08/11/2022

Time for FSG to leave Liverpool FC?

Despite overseeing the most successful period that Liverpool have had in the era of the English Premier League (EPL), owners Fenway Sports Group (FSG) has never truly managed to convince Reds fans that they are good for the club.

06/11/2022

Should Manchester City have been awarded their match-winning penalty?🤔

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

04/11/2022

Will Gabriel Jesus' scoring touch be resurrected this Sunday? Or will it continue to be a day of rest?

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has backed misfiring striker Gabriel Jesus to end his scoring drought sooner rather than later, after the Brazilian drew yet another blank in the Gunners’ 1-0 win over FC Zurich in the Europa League this morning (SGT).

03/11/2022

Advantage Arsenal?

When it rains, it pours, and it is certainly ponding – if not flat-out flooding – at Stamford Bridge these days.