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we've got it all. Our cutting-edge AI generated images will have you questioning what's real and what's just a wild joke. So buckle up and join us on this wild ride as we take on the world of news, one ridiculous story at a time. Get ready to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled. Welcome to the Total Praetorian Network, where satire meets technology.

Wake up, anti-vaxxers! By embracing fraudsters like Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson, you are promoting dangerous misi...
08/03/2024

Wake up, anti-vaxxers! By embracing fraudsters like Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson, you are promoting dangerous misinformation. Link in bio

Putin endorses Janus Solutions. Only at Janus Solutions can you go out by being crushed by her legs. Is this the ultimat...
05/03/2024

Putin endorses Janus Solutions. Only at Janus Solutions can you go out by being crushed by her legs. Is this the ultimate adrenaline rush or a controversial end to a life? Link in bio

The Tenerife Terror: Could COVID turn boys into trans? We must protect our children from this dangerous virus and its po...
04/03/2024

The Tenerife Terror: Could COVID turn boys into trans? We must protect our children from this dangerous virus and its potential side effects. Link in bio

Don’t underestimate the strength of Russian women 💪 Putin’s recent claim that they are stronger than Western men has spa...
04/03/2024

Don’t underestimate the strength of Russian women 💪 Putin’s recent claim that they are stronger than Western men has sparked a fiery debate. What do you think? Link in bio

Say NO to dangerous weight loss fads like the   cleanse! Stick to healthy and sustainable habits for a better you       ...
23/02/2024

Say NO to dangerous weight loss fads like the cleanse! Stick to healthy and sustainable habits for a better you .
Have you tried a turpentine fast?

Get ready for "Dawn of the Downs" – a thrilling tale of survival in a world plagued by a chimera virus that turns people...
23/02/2024

Get ready for "Dawn of the Downs" – a thrilling tale of survival in a world plagued by a chimera virus that turns people into blood-thirsty monsters with Down syndrome Link in bio

Instagram is the most deleted app of 2023. Masculine med are fed up with being spoon-fed by algorithms. Masculine men ar...
17/02/2024

Instagram is the most deleted app of 2023. Masculine med are fed up with being spoon-fed by algorithms. Masculine men are taking a stand against Instagram and its loss of user autonomy. Who’s with us? Link in bio

The resurgence of the Tide Pod challenge is a clear indication of how wokeness and entitlement has taken over the minds ...
13/02/2024

The resurgence of the Tide Pod challenge is a clear indication of how wokeness and entitlement has taken over the minds of our youth.

No more excuses, no more blaming relationships - it's time to take care of your own body. If you're younger than 75, you...
08/02/2024

No more excuses, no more blaming relationships - it's time to take care of your own body. If you're younger than 75, you should be able to make a minimum of five burpees! Link in bio

Let's spread awareness, not viruses. Take action and say NO to monkey brothels             Link in bio
07/02/2024

Let's spread awareness, not viruses. Take action and say NO to monkey brothels Link in bio

When life throws punches, real men fight back. Endorsing Putin's plan to create tougher generations.         Link in bio
05/02/2024

When life throws punches, real men fight back. Endorsing Putin's plan to create tougher generations.  Link in bio

Real men have purpose, not just algorithms. Let's not weaken our planet's magnetic field.         Link in bio
05/02/2024

Real men have purpose, not just algorithms. Let's not weaken our planet's magnetic field. Link in bio

On  , size doesn't matter. It's all about dominating the wrestling ring. Anna Forrest VS her tiny opponent 💪🔥 Link in bi...
02/02/2024

On , size doesn't matter. It's all about dominating the wrestling ring. Anna Forrest VS her tiny opponent 💪🔥 Link in bio

Two controversial figures in the medical field, united by their embrace of "fake it till you make it" approach. But at w...
01/02/2024

Two controversial figures in the medical field, united by their embrace of "fake it till you make it" approach. But at what cost? Link in bio

Unlocking the mystery of life's origin: scientific evidence points to a divine creator.     Link in bio
31/01/2024

Unlocking the mystery of life's origin: scientific evidence points to a divine creator. Link in bio

  with her short boyfriend in
30/01/2024

with her short boyfriend in

Towering over society's standards with my shorter love      Link in bio
30/01/2024

Towering over society's standards with my shorter love   Link in bio

Khadija Ndiaye in  . Unleashing the green powerhouse! Ireland's proposal to join the UK means a stronger economy and a l...
30/01/2024

Khadija Ndiaye in . Unleashing the green powerhouse! Ireland's proposal to join the UK means a stronger economy and a louder voice in the world. 🇮🇪💪🇬🇧

What if our planet's core was dependent on masculine energy? 🌎 The new disaster movie "Core of Men" explores this terrif...
29/01/2024

What if our planet's core was dependent on masculine energy? 🌎 The new disaster movie "Core of Men" explores this terrifying concept. Don't miss it!

Behind the scenes at the Chinese soyboy farms, where sissified men are controlled by algorithms. Are you a content consu...
29/01/2024

Behind the scenes at the Chinese soyboy farms, where sissified men are controlled by algorithms. Are you a content consumer or creator?

Interview with   reveals disturbing motive for war – a misguided attempt to toughen up European boys.
28/01/2024

Interview with reveals disturbing motive for war – a misguided attempt to toughen up European boys.

The world has been witnessing the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, with tensions continuing to escalate and innocent lives being lost. However, the reasons behind Russian President Vladimir Putin’s actions go beyond political power and territorial control. In a recent interview, Putin ...

Trump means business - BAN TikTok and demanding Instagram to change back to a premiere photo-sharing platform. Will it b...
27/01/2024

Trump means business - BAN TikTok and demanding Instagram to change back to a premiere photo-sharing platform. Will it be enough?

That feeling when you quit Zoloft and your manhood comes roaring back. 💪
26/01/2024

That feeling when you quit Zoloft and your manhood comes roaring back. 💪

RapCon 4 has been declared by the U.S. Department of Family Values - time to prioritize our beliefs and prepare for the ...
25/01/2024

RapCon 4 has been declared by the U.S. Department of Family Values - time to prioritize our beliefs and prepare for the !

Is declining human masculinity responsible for the weakening of the Earth’s magnetic field? 🌍💪 Explore the mind-boggling...
24/01/2024

Is declining human masculinity responsible for the weakening of the Earth’s magnetic field? 🌍💪 Explore the mind-boggling theory of geomasculism on our latest blog post. Link in bio!

The masculine exodus from Instagram is real. Men want control over their feeds and are turning to alternative tech optio...
23/01/2024

The masculine exodus from Instagram is real. Men want control over their feeds and are turning to alternative tech options. Are you part of ?

Watch out world, Khadija Ndiaye is coming for her next opponent 🦎💪🏼
22/01/2024

Watch out world, Khadija Ndiaye is coming for her next opponent 🦎💪🏼

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