20/03/2023
Chicken Invaders 4
- an arcade action game with a sci-fi overhead view. They came unannounced, screaming menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. An invasion of intergalactic chickens to punish humanity for oppressing their Earth counterparts. I knew at once what to do. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped into the cockpit. With a fat finger, I set my lasers on the crispy chicken and took off to intercept the invaders. It wasn't easy. Screaming, feathers flying, the smell of charred chicken everywhere. Three times they invaded, each time with increasingly insidious plans. Three times I managed to push them back where they came from and secure humanity for a few more years as the dominant species on this planet. After their last retreat, I headed to my local Space Burger to bask in the glow of my recent victory. With a sigh of relief, I sat down to enjoy a double chicken burger with crispy chicken wings on the side.
