Craol

16/03/2022

Kung bibigyan ako ng pagkakataon na bumalik sa nakaraan. Babalik ako sa panahon na nakilala kita. At iiwasan kitang hayup ka!

16/03/2022

12/03/2022

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.

11/03/2022

🫠

09/03/2022

Thanks for being the kind of friend who also hates talking on the phone.😑

09/03/2022

Roses are red violets are blue I'm using my hand,
but I'm thinking of you.😂🤫

09/03/2022

S*x is like a math:
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.🤭

09/03/2022

Don't take this the wrong way but...
I always want to be naked when I'm around with you.🤪

09/03/2022

🤟😏

08/03/2022

I will always love you and no matter how fat I become.😚

08/03/2022

DID YOU KNOW?

I don't know too.🧛

08/03/2022

DID YOU KNOW

Wife is cute when she is mute and husband is honey when he gives money.🤭

08/03/2022

🧛

08/03/2022

A wise philosopher once said,

Not boyfriend not girlfriend why kiss?

07/03/2022

Two old people sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says 'My butt fell asleep.
The other says, 'Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times.'🧛

07/03/2022

I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.😩

07/03/2022

If a woman says,
"Do what you want,"
Do not do what you want. Stand still, don't blink, don't answer, don't even breath.
Just play dead.

07/03/2022

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.🥺

07/03/2022

If you like someone set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.😌

07/03/2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.💆

07/03/2022

True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together....🤦

07/03/2022

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.🍻

07/03/2022

Hmmmm

06/03/2022

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

06/03/2022

All my life I thought air was free.
Until I bought a bag of chips.🙄

05/03/2022

DID YOU KNOW
If you text your boss
"Go f**k yourself"
You don't have to go to work anymore?

05/03/2022

I've got a good heart
but this mouth........😑