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Just a frustrated adventurer and here are my collection of random things
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22/01/2024

23/08/2023

*🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣*

*🟡School*
A place where Parents pay, and children play.

*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

*🟤Nurse*:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

*🟣Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..

*⚫Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*🟣Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*🔵Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

*🟢Father*
A banker provided by nature

*⚫Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

*🟠 HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

*😁Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*🟢Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*🟡Yawn*
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

*🔵Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*🟤Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

This is good for a laugh.

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*_LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY._*😃😃

COPIED AND PASTED

03/05/2023

Pahingi naman ng isang follow😅

27/04/2023

Tara na, count me in!

19/04/2023

Kung ang mga presidente natin ay naging mahirap ayon sa computer😊

13/04/2023

Sabi ko sa isang AI gumawa siya ng larawan ni PRRD bilang isang mahirap na tao sa squatters area at ito ang mga ginawa ng AI. Astig talaga si PRRD💪😊

06/04/2023

Laglagan ng granada sa ukraine!

06/04/2023

“Art will never be able to exist without nature.” ~ Pierre Bonnard

16/03/2023

Sabi ng ibon laking uud!

13/03/2023

Halla! kasin laki na ng pusa yung daga, nasobrahan sa kain😅

13/03/2023

27/02/2023

25/02/2023

Dahilan kung bakit naban ang palabas na Plane sa Pilipinas. Takot daw mga Filipino army sa Jolo.😅

23/02/2023

Yung gusto pa sanang magtampisaw ng kalabaw pero nagmamadali ang amo😔

09/02/2023

Yung tipong akala mo mababaw pero lagpas tao pala ang alon😂. Nabuhay kaya siya?

05/02/2023

Di pa uso ang smart phone noon pero isa yan sa mga pinagpapasapasahan. Wait for it.

12/01/2023

Department of Tourism - It's more fun in the Philippines 2013

31/12/2022

Happy New Year!

28/12/2022

Muntikan siya!🫣

23/12/2022

Focus lang sa tower!

07/08/2022

Calm waters…

13/05/2022

A sea divided…

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