22/06/2025
🎉 Michael Werner: “WHAT’S THIS FOR SH*T?” – THE LEGEND’S GREATEST COMEBACK! 🎉
You all know the legend – Michael Werner, the greatest German powerboat racer, and the man behind the iconic phrase, “What’s this for sh*t?” Nearly 80 years young, 7x UIM World Champion, mentor, hero, and never one to back down from a challenge – be it on water or in life!
I grew up with a poster of Michael on my wall, and since 1998, I’ve been lucky enough to call him my mentor and friend. Not just any racer – Michael dominated both Europe and North America, grabbing dozens of podiums, titles, and the respect of drivers (and mechanics!) everywhere. Whether in the FONDA class, at the IOGP, or in F1, no one took corners – or cracked jokes – like him!
Fast forward to just three weeks ago: Michael, ever the picture of health, was relaxing in his bath. Suddenly, trouble struck. No phone within reach, no escape from the tub, and only his famously stubborn mind to count on! Hours passed…but Michael’s fighting spirit kicked in, he managed to empty the pool, and with the timely arrival of his partner Maria 3 hours later, it was straight to hospital.
The diagnosis? A tumour the size of a peach in his head. The man who once stared down 240 kph wakes and V6 Mercury Racing beasts was now taking on something even scarier – and in classic Werner fashion, he told me afterwards:
“I can’t believe it. I don’t even have any pain – they opened my head, took out a tumor the size of a peach, glued all the wires back together, and I feel 100%! It’s a miracle. WHAT’S THIS FOR SH*T?!”
If there was ever a man who could joke about brain surgery, it’s Michael. His positivity, stubbornness, and utter refusal to take anything too seriously (except boatrace setup!) have pulled him through yet another race only he could win.
Here’s to the living legend: mentor, friend, idol, and the original “What’s this for sh*t?” philosopher. 🚤💥
Michael, you’re as unbeatable as ever. And to everyone reading – never lose your spark!