Kalahari Oyster Cult

07/10/2025

31.10.2025

Latest record off the Kalahari production line comes courtesy of a real one. Klon Dump in the building, moving like a madman across four barrelling tech house scorchers.

Part-producer, part-engineer and a long time co-conspirator of A Colourful Storm’s Moopie. Better known to some under the alias Mark, but always surefire for some serious dancefloor potency. Doubters, look no further-this is another demonstration of his mastery.

Big with the radiant stabs, even bigger on the earworm groove. Ploughing the furrow of tough, direct but deft as the Klon Dump faithful will have come to expect by now. Proper belters.

Always flexing outstanding rhyth

01/10/2025

MIMS
Make It Make Sense
Shipping out now for bandcamp and

Designed by
Models .t.d.z & .leclere
Pictures by

19/09/2025

Out now – and moving fast! 🚨

A big one from Milanese maestro Inner Lakes. Hell-bent on making 2025 his year, the Kalahari debutant keeps his momentum rolling with another vital release.

This meticulously crafted 4-tracker brims with menace and late-night throb – the spiralling, nocturnal signature that has become his hallmark. Streetwise, upfront, and loaded with pure f*ck-off NRG.

Expect noir-drenched rave suspense, hardware-fuelled torque, and shadow-world intensity. DJ tools with layers of nuance, disembodied vocals pulling you deeper into the dream state, and a razor-sharp balance between function and full-blown dancefloor immersion.

A statement release from an artist firmly at the top of his game. Don’t sleep – copies are already flying.

09/09/2025

15/08/2025

Don’t be so shellfish 😏

Black & White Tees

Designed by

Preorders via Bandcamp

12/08/2025

Sonic explorers, label heads, and pillars of the Melbourne underground, Sleep D debut on Kalahari Oyster Cult. A defiantly DIY two-man assembly line, Maryos Syawish and Corey Kikos here present you Reward Chemicals: pivoting from cybernetic meltdown to sci-fi dystopia before finally settling on some full-blown trance ascension. Proper techno freak-out into the levitational and sublime, all primed for the big room.

25/07/2025

Tonight at .ldn we join

We’re nearing full house, some tickets will be available at the door.

Main Room
00:00 - 01:30 Rey Colino
01:30 - 02:30 Rey Colino b2b Evan Baggs
02:30 - 04:00 Evan Baggs
04:00 - 05:00 Reptant (live)
05:00 - 08:00 John Talabot

Steam Room
00:30 - 2:30 Inner Zone
02:30 - 04:30 DJ Fart in the Club
04:30 - 6:30 Mabel

26/06/2025

Following the news about Daniel Ek’s major investment in death business, we’ve decided to pull our entire catalogue from Spotify, effective as of Monday the 30th of June. Admittedly, this decision is long overdue.

As a label, and in consultation with the artists we represent, we don’t want our music contributing to or benefiting a platform led by someone backing tools of war, surveillance, and violence. Keeping our work on Spotify would mean going against everything we stand for.

It’s not just about one investment. The deeper issue is how little care, compensation, and respect are given to the artists who make these platforms possible in the first place. Spotify has built its business by underpaying and undervaluing the very people who give it life.

We’re done being part of that.

As always, you can continue to show your support through other (fairer) platforms and record stores.

19/06/2025

Our flagship typeface cap now in green with white embroidery is shipping now via Bandcamp and

16/06/2025

Preorder: 23/7/25

Embroidered Medusa Logo
Item Color: Red
Height: 52cm Width: 56cm
Shoulder strap
One internal pocket

Design by

11/06/2025

“Oysters dream in velvet shells
Whispers fold where silence dwells
Tongues of salt, they chant in pearls
Tide forgets, the sea just twirls”

-Heavy Weight 100% Organic Cotton
-Oversize Fit
-Made In Europe

Shipping out now via Bandcamp and One Eye Witness

Pics by Cozy Silence

04/06/2025

In all its grace and precision, the follow-up long in the making as Ukrainian artist Volodymyr Gnatenko has landed in your favourite shop.

Imagined vistas shot in pristine 4K, impeccably crafted with close listening in mind. Repeated listens shall reveal more insectoid detail and a knack for detailed sonic immersion. Do yourself the favour and get involved.