Ukoh Skits

04/09/2023

Our Church Drummer at yesterday Service 🤣🤣

10/08/2023

Selense Cover
This song ❤️ hit different

07/04/2022

Sometimes your happiness comes from the kindness you've shown to other people.
Never stop being kind.

07/04/2022

Na love man dey find

05/04/2022

So back then in my primary education I had this uncle of mine who was rich, not too rich tho but he was able and capable to give us quality food, since that was all my mind could think of then. All my cousins including me were all eager to go and spend the holiday if possible spend a whole year with him because for our mind we go chop till we explode.
One day, luck shine on us, uncle came for a family marriage ceremony, and brought his family along. We spent enough time with his children (our cousins) and they were so happy to see us that they all wanted me and my brother and two of my cousins to come back with them to Lagos for the holiday. So after the marriage ceremony, we had already ginger this kids to propose the motion. immediately the ceremony was over and everybody settle down to chat the smallest of our cousin brought up the topic and the other two bounced on it. My uncle declined it but our parents who knew the burden that will be lifted off their shoulders decided to help save the day. They said it would be a great moment for us as cousins to get to know each other better, at least two or one month, let's just have fun as family. My uncle's wife bought the idea, with the vibe that food won't be the problem but my uncle still didn't bend to it, but his kids had their way around him, so the last born started crying and said if we don't come along she won't go to school again and as a matter of fact she won't eat until we're with her. Omo see gobe, las las my uncle agreed and we were the happiest musketeers at that moment.
A week after they left my uncle came back to pick us, we had prepared our baggage and were set to leave. We spent and day plus on the road, uncle bought us snacks five times on the road and we ate in the restaurant twice before we got to Lagos, omo my heart was red and I knew Lagos would be good with us.
We landed Lagos late in the night and our cousins were fast asleep so they weren't bothered, in the morning of the next day my uncle surprised his kids by bringing them to our room, they we're so happy 😀 to see us, we chatted and got along and loved the moment. My uncle's wife loved ❤️ the coalition and the vibes so she always let us spend time together chatting unnecessarily.
Omo our expectations was shattered when it was time for breakfast 🍳 we were served with one scrambled eggs 🍳 and two slices of bread 🍞 and a small cup of tea 🍵.
No!!! This not what we bargained for nah! We came here to eat 🍽 and eat good and large.
Surprisingly my cousins weren't able to finish their bread 🍞 and tea 🍵, I couldn't believe my eyes 👀. My aunt quickly understood that we weren't used to this kind of breakfast. So she added two more slice each to us. After breakfast e no knack 9am when real hunger come, we asked our cousin when next we're gonna eat and they chorused by 1pm.
Mogbe! 🙄 I didn't come here for hunger starvation, I came here to eat 🍽. They asked if we were hungry and we said no just to prove we're not demanding.
It took 1pm forever to clock 🕦, finally it was 1pm and lunch 🍽 was served.
Lunch was egusi soup 🍲 and semovita 🍚, the soup was rich in meat 🥓 and fish 🎏 but the semovita wasn't enough even for one person, mhen!!! 🙆‍♂️ this was horrible 😝 dream was slowly turning to a nightmare. Evening was Dominos pizza 🍕 and a glass 🍸 of juice. Omo instantly rich man life start to dey taya me.
This continued for three weeks of our stay with our cousins and at this point we were eager to go back to our father's land, let me eat that poorly made food at least I'll eat 🍽 to my satisfaction.
A month later we were to go back so as to resume school 🚸, our cousins cried cos they'll miss us, but deep down I wasn't going to miss them cos e remain small hunger for kee me. When we got back to our parents 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 home 🏠, omo see as everybody dey shout , dey jump, dey celebrate 🥂 us. My mom 👩 thanked our uncle for taking good care of us, but for my mind 🤔 *shey you dey whine me nii? *
After our uncle left, mum served us hot egusi soup 🍲 with mount 🗻 Everest size of fufu, omo my joy was beyond bound. but to our surprise none of us could finish it. It tasted differently, like they should be more meat 🥓, more fish 🎏, more stock fish even sef the maggi shouldn't be star ✨ it should have been K**r. I mean 😏 the food hit differently and we weren't comfortable with the taste so we stopped eating it. Later the next day mum was teasing us, telling us how fatter and how fresh we were looking . we doubted her and had some argument she brought some photos we had before leaving for Lagos you won't believe it, we were more fresher and more fatter than when we left. Even some of our classmate affirm to that.

Moral Lesson

1. Don't envy others

2. You don't know the sacrifices people make each day to be what they are.

3. You won't notice change, others will tell you the changes they see in you.

4. Sometimes the way God works with us may seems painful and uncomfortable, but that's what's best for us and we won't know until others affirm it.

©3Nity

01/04/2022

Iffu know say your secret de with me

Come buy me food
I no fit dey hold secret with empty belle
😏😏

01/04/2022

Oga wettin dey vex you 🙄🙄

01/04/2022

You post car for sell

I comment "how much? "
You come post serious buyer only.

Emeka you dey ment 🙄🙄

09/09/2021

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27/08/2021

Bros!! To suffer with you no be the issue

The question be say, you go make am?

03/06/2021

I pledge to _________??
🤣🤣🤣

12/02/2021

Valentine promo!!!
Toast my girlfriend and win a wheel chair for free
😎😏😈

12/02/2021

Slapping a girl is not the problem
The problem is that
I'm scared I might just forget my hands in her face
😂😁😀😊

25/12/2020

Happy Christmas people
Abeg no allow make fowl oil enter your eyes oooo
E pepper pass aboniki
😂🤣😂
More love from this side peps

20/12/2020

*Last January our neighbour bought a car, my wife woke me from sleep nightly saying 'Is he not a man like you? Or is he from another planet? You have to do just as he has done? You too must buy a car'. I was forced to buy a Car.*

*After three months, the neighbour bought a piece of land, and she disturbed me until I also bought one.*

*Two months ago, the neighbour started his building on his land. As usual, she did not leave me in peace until I also had to do same.*

*Now, this afternoon, our neighbour brought in a second wife...*
*Pls I NEED HELP*
*Should i wait for the usual pressure, or Just take action??*
😂😂😂😂

19/12/2020

You no get ass you dey buy waist bead
Now the bead don't come reach your knee for bank queue
🤣😋😂😳😳😲

19/12/2020

See me see trouble 🧐🧐
Endurance wed Sarah
Endsars 2020 🤯🤣😂😂

17/12/2020

Doctor: sorry sir, that's not your kidney I mistakenly put a womb for you
Me:ayemmi temi bami😳😱🤯

17/12/2020

Uganda says Omah lay must serve 3 years in prison or he pays 10 million shillings. Which you convert to Nigerian currency is 15.000 naira. And Davido is still laughing till now 😁😁

17/12/2020

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Diana entered One Chance as she claim to Wise when her Uncle ask her where she went to.

15/12/2020

So shaving stick is now 2h?
Who said dreadlock is only for the head
🤔🙄🙄😏😏

15/12/2020

So one day I will get married and have kids and start behaving like I have sense
🙄🤔🤨

15/12/2020

Why can't Satan stop this nonsense and go and apologize to God so that they can cancel hell fire
🙄🙄🙄

15/12/2020

Look at my drink lemme go and urinate
Has sent many people to early gutter
🤣😆😂

15/12/2020

I feel like marrying 😍😍
Wait! Who carry my picture go Shiloh?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨

15/12/2020

Juliet Weds Jude
Juju 2020
😂😆🤣🤣

15/12/2020

To those that I have not offended yet
I'm sorry, I'll soon meet you
Gimme some time
And strategy
😋😉😁

15/12/2020

As a good boyfriend make your girlfriend proud for once,give her 50k to make her hair in front of her friends, give her a hug and whisper in her ear
"Bring back 49k" 😎😆😂