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18/07/2023

The novel A WIDOW'S PLIGHT COMING SOON, ANTICIPATE 📝

21/11/2021

I'm with my Baby doll, The only Loml, I just got her to sleep over as she was just my new babe. We cuddled all night and she is really and angel, from time to time I run my hands around her body while her rhythmic sounds moans in my ears.

Her body glistening in the light, I have plans to play with her all night I pick her up and hold her steady, it seems as if we both are ready She screams and screams while I am groping,

Then i stopped partially as the door opens and My mom walks in with a frown on her face😳 'Must she have to spoil this moment😑'

"your guitar is too loud, please turn it down"

©VhicWrites

15/11/2021

When Adam was caught after eating the forbidden fruit, he didn't beg God or even asked for forgiveness, Instead he started blaming God's Creation 'Eve' He said "Lord is it not this woman that you gave me that caused it"

Why didn't Adam beg God?

Why did he say lord Is it not this woman you gave Me?

He tried blaming God and Eve for what happened!

Maybe if he had tried begging then God would have forgiven but pride took over.

Same thing with when you and your Girl or Guy have issues, beg yourselves, stop blaming what happened on anyone. Learn to apologize even when not at fault sometimes.

Because a little fight without Sorry at the end can make Breakfast to be served early.

A little I'm sorry can save you

Imagine if Adam and Eve actually said I'm sorry to God, He's a forgiving God, he shows mercy, he would have punished them with a lighter punishment or even forgive them totally, and we would have still been together in Eden by now playing with lions and snakes.

Learn not to blame the Situation on anyone, see your faults and acknowledge your mistakes, One time not apologizing can spoil everything you have worked for so far.

©VhicWrites

12/11/2021

Why Don't Boys Don't Like Me?

As a girl, there are some things you do unknowingly that may trigger boys to not liking you.

Girl: He knows I'm popular because I've told him other guys like me. He laughed when I told him how silly my friends are. And he knows I'm smart~ I've corrected him on a few things he said. I wonder how long it would take for him to ask me out.

Boy: She looks attractive, but she seems so shàllow! I've never had a chance to say anything. And when I do speak up, she corrects me! I wonder where the nearest exit is.

Do you worry that boys don't like you? Many girls do, even the one you think would have no problems!

What types of things do young men find attractive in a girl? What do they find Unattractive? What can you do to catch the Attention of a decent young man.

What To Do:
🔹Know your own mind and heart.
🔹Develop respect for others.
🔹Dress well.
🔹Maintain Good Hygiene.
🔹Appreciate your own value. Etc

What Not To Do:
⚪Don't flirt.
⚪Don't be Clingy. Etc

Questions young people ask and Answers that work.

🆔VhicWrites

31/10/2021

Happy last day of the month💟

19/10/2021

I don't have enough Money

I don't have enough Time

I don't have Right people

99% of the people across the world give these kind of excuses and start blaming the Situation.

But every family has this one person who breaks the chain

Breaks the chain of poverty
Breaks the chain of these excuses
Breaks the chain of Profession

Become that one person!!

Who breaks the chain and does everything possible right now which is in your hand to take the family toward abundance

©VhicWrites🔰

15/10/2021

Tongue and finger combo
Best way to flip pages of a book

13/10/2021

Is Modeling A Séx Hub To You?

I came across a Post that said "Modeling is a Polite way of saying 'I am Ashawo' "

Now some people don't Understand what modeling is and also unfortunately some models too don't understand this as well. Some think that it is a give and take situation. Others do it for winning goals.

This post may touch some people's tails, many modeling Agencies Managers tend to make s*x a trade for something like to win a contest or to be in a higher position in their Brands,
These models and Managers who practice it tend to make outsiders believe the Modeling World is same as that of a Pr******te.

Why can't there be a change in your Brand?

Dear Model why can't you stand your principles so as to differentiate yourself from the rest and also impact a positive meaning to the outsiders on their view on the word 'Modeling'

Some models give these Brand Managers the right to ask for Séx because they do not want to invest in their Career, they need fast and long finger to magically do things for them for free and they give these Brand Managers no option than to ask for it from them. It makes the impression that you are not serious.

Modeling is not by force, many girls will inbox modeling agency that they want to be a model but some of them don't understand what model is all about. Let me tell you now. Model is not common and is not easy learn, you must sacrifice out your time & your knowledge, you must be good in rehearsals, a model must have respect to the brand she wants to work with, a model must have respect to the brand CEO, a model must have respect in her community areas, a model must be good in making research about fashion and posing styles in photo shooting, a model must be good in English language and also have mind of forgiveness, without you learn all this model principal I drop today, it will be very hard for you to become a Super Model.

You are or wish to be a model. But how much do you invest in yourself?
Doctors go to Medicine school,
Lawyers go to Law school,
Fashion designers go to Fashion school,
Makeup Artist learn the trade...
And as a Model you should invest in your career as well.

Modeling is much more than just walking and posing.

©Vhic Writes🔰

10/10/2021

There was this guy on Facebook I've been chatting with, we were vibing, he knew some things about me like my Bf name and also his username.
After some time, he started asking me out even when I made it clear that I was in a relationship. He didn't give up, he still continued and my answer was a blunt NO that I don't double date.

Before I knew it, he started threatening to tell my boyfriend that he has fu.ckéd me countless times (imagine this werey someone I have never seen), he said he was going to send a fake chat to my bóyfriend if I don't accept him, he threatened that he was going to make sure my boyfriend bréaks up with me.
I told him to go ahead and do his worse tat he would be the last person I would ever have anything to do with. He replied with "Ok, be ready for Breakfast"

For about 2 weeks I didn't hear from him, only to find out that It was my boyfriend that was using a fake account to chat me all this while. I decided to do same thing to him using a friend's account. I bribed this random girl to do the job for me,

Long story cut short, this is one year now, I haven't heard from him, I accepted breakfast with tears, I woke up to see an invitation from the random girl that she was getting married and I was invited as a VIP, I felt honored, I dressed well eh and put on my heels and was cat walking😋 to my VIP seat on the wedding day, mehn I was shocked to see my boyfriend as the groom.

It seemed breakfast wasn't enough, I just has Lunch😭😭😭

The rest of the story is another day's topic😕

©VhicWrites🔰

08/10/2021

My Mum was holding my phone, she fell
Who will I hold??

I just woke up early one morning, I saw my mum struggling with my phone, "Ahh Mummy, what is happening with you and the phone na"
"Eh Vhic, Biko unlock this your phone, I want to use your touch light in the Bathroom, you know there is no light.
"Okay it's open" I unlocker the phone and in torch for her

Na so sleep carry me ooo

Not too long, I just heard a fall from the Bathroom, Kprang sh ta shhs shshdb kpoi kpas kpos
I ran to the Bathroom, I saw my mum falling with My New Iphone 13 I bought yesterday.

After Catching my phone, I turned to see my mum wincing in pain
"Oh, my waist oo, chai, Jesus oo, come and help me o"

"Mummy sorry", I said after catching my phone in mid air.

"Eh Vhic, you say what, you saw me and that rubbish phone falling, you prefer to catch the phone more than your own mother, what has that phone done for you that I haven't done"

Mummy you see this phone, na the latest, This phone is able to pay our House rent, my school fees, and other things for one year.

You are very stupid (Stands up and snatches the phone from my hand and flushes it down the Toilet)

Now I don follow flush myself too, to go find my IPhone 13, This woman wants to kill me, chai see how I'm smelling s**t s**t

Please if you hear someone inside your Soak away na me oo

~Sips urine and eats Sh*t~

©VhicWrites🔰

06/10/2021

If you were to write a story with me in the lead role. It would certainly be Tragedy.

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06/10/2021

What is that one thing you do every morning??

Let's Discuss

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06/10/2021

Airport is where you see celebrities in their simplest form.

So like this eh
I've seen Davido, Wizkid, White money, Laycon, Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Popcaan, and all others.

Every day I'm always at the airport
Ready to meet more or see more rather

You stay there, The only celebrity you don see before na your Church G.O

Okay guys see you later
Guess who I just sawwwwww
Màrk Zugarbérd
What do you want to stop happening on Facebook, let me complain to him now.

©VhicWrites🔰

05/10/2021

I was just coming back from Church with Bright and Daniel. We were arguing on people (men to be precised) stop their car or slows down when a girl wants to pass.

Daniel: See the two of you, you see that car that is coming at a very high speed, but when you people wants to cross the road they slow down

Bright: Na so nau, that's what we call it the feminine power

Me: Na Una sabi, bright see there is motor coming, do like you want to cross, lemme see something.

Daniel: yes oo bright cross

Bright crossed the road behold the car that was coming at a high speed really slowed down
If you see bright eh, she balance everywhere, she gather and she sabi dress

Now in my street, I decided to cross the road to see if any vehicle there will slow down.

Na so motor almost hit me, the motor no even slow down, it just came like it was going to crush me, omor thank God for ne oo.. Say I didn't die

©VhicWrites🔰

02/10/2021

*Having s*xuål in*******se*

How long can you stay without sèx and how do you satisfy yourself when you are in the mood??

You know sometimes you are hørny but you don't have someone to have sèx with, especially when you are single to stupor, so how do you satisfy yourself?

Answer in *Comments below

©Vhic Writes🔰

30/09/2021

I'm from a dynasty which breeds the most beautiful women, I'm proud to be African. My ebony sings melody in the eyes of all. I'm a gorgeous Goddess.

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29/09/2021

Some people and their attitude sha
So there is this guy or man rather, mehn he's too old for me, he has been disturbing me for some time now to be his girlfriend, I declined and rejected him.
Now since then anytime I greet the man, he will turn his face the other side and hiss and pretend not to see me. When I noticed this, I stopped greeting him, he noticed I had stopped greeting him, Now anytime I pass a group of people and he is among and I greet all of them except him, he will be looking at me as if I stole his boxers. Hmmm I don't know for some people oo.

To cut the story short, he travelled and came back after six months, I have become finer and my breast and Ass is now bigger than how It used to be, he's now in front of me greeting me.

©Vhic Writes🔰

28/09/2021

GIVE US BACK THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF NIGERIA 🇳🇬🇳🇫
Few years ago before the unpleasant and Unrepentant ego, Nigeria was better but let me tell you what happened later
Back in the days, Nigeria was friendly to the poor and those who were struggling to grow.

But now it has Turned an enemy because of what some of the leaders are doing.
✴when I was seven,back in the days I and the other younger children would gather our five naira notes and our ten naira notes and buy sachet chocolates ten of it when it was ten naira each, but now five naira cannot even buy anything and chocolate is now fifty naira.
I can recall when bread was ten naira but now some people can't even afford it
I can still recall when sand rice was 30 naira but now its disheartening...
We need Nigeria's good old days.
GIVE US NIGERIA GOOD OLD DAYS
Written by Victory Gabriel

©VhicWrites🔰

27/09/2021

Why do pastors think that if you don't fall when they touch you, then you have not received the anointing.

Yesterday after church, Teens were to have a 1 hour discussion with the asst pastor. Everyone waited and the discussion started
He talked to us on the Holy spirit, and differentiated them to our understanding.

At the end of the sermon, he asked 'how many of you are ready to receive the holy spirit' Everyone came out including me. He asked again 'how many of you want to have the power of speaking in tongues?' Some people went out including me.

Prayer started, first he said we can receive the holy spirit through mantle, oil, breathe, etc

He touched the first girl and I saw her fall to the floor, I was surprised, I was like wow, same happened to the second girl, then the boy, It was now my cousin's turn, I watched her fall to the floor, I was shocked mehn. I was the last person, he came, I was prepared to feel the anointing, he prayed and touch my forehead, used his mantle and all means yet I didn't fall. I was like ah ah why nah
He continued praying omor I no fall, he turn me and turn me I no fall, he said I wasn't ready for the holy spirit.

After everything, as I was going home with my cousin, I asked her how she felt when she fell down, guess what the werey told me 'I just fell down I, Shea everybody was falling na'

Seriously, some people falling are fake, but yesterday I saw true anointing.

©VhicWrites🔰

26/09/2021

So a little girl if 7 years was asked a question

Que: What Are The Rules For A Successful Marriage?

She: You have to find the right person
They have to be very nice to you
They have to buy you everything you want like guchi, Louis vittons and Prada and all those big names..

Me: (asking in shock) And What Do You Do As A Wife??

She: ....Just wear the stuff...

©Vhic Writes🔰

25/09/2021

Give me few minutes let me explain why burn burn dey sweet pass Main coconut rice.

My mom cooked coconut rice one day, as usual her rice is always sweet, I finished the whole food, I even went as far as purposely leaving the food to burn on fire.
I waited for it to burn well, then I started scratching the pot, omor the taste ehh of the burnt coconut rice eh can take you.to heaven. E be like tight totø😂

I was scratching and eating my thing, tge burn burn finish but I was still scratching the pot, na so my mama just come pour water for the pot, this thing pain me, I asked her why she did that, she said I was making noise in her ear with pot

Mummy whhyyhyy, you just stopped my happiness, I'm heartbroken, you just destroyed the remaining burn burn for no reason, what did the poor burn burn do wrong?

That aside 👉Did you know that the Bottom pot is the start point of your blessing.

©VhicWrites🔰

24/09/2021

So that was how that fine boy died?

Yes oo 'My sister' As i'm talking to you right now, his body is in the mortuary.

What really happened? Did you see them? Tell us..

Hmm and this was how it started

Yesterday evening after i was back work, I was hungry so i decided to buy noodles and eggs for dinner, I went to Esther's shop but they were closed, i went to Kunle's shop too, seems like they closed early today. I decided to go to the other street by my left to see if there was an open shop where i can buy from, but they were all closed. Before I could even take a step further, I heard a loud bang and gunshots flying in the air, 'Oh God, come and save me oo, seems like these cultists have started again, what are we not going to see here??' I cried while looking for a place to hide.
In my hideout i peeped and saw three guys beating another Guy, he looked familiar.. I couldn't really recognise the person cause he was bleeing as he was hardly beaten by these monsters
'Wait, is that not Ken? What is he doing with these monsters, it can't be, the ken i know is a very good person'

"So you think you can join us and decide to leave anytime you want? E be like you don high.., maybe after this lesson ehh, in your next life you won't think of doing this rubbish, we will kill you and kill all your family members" I heard one of the guys telling Ken who was trembling covered completely in his own blood.

Before i could even revive from the shock, i saw one of them bring out a dagger and stabbed him in the Abdomen, then they left after spitting on him. I watched Ken fall to the ground dead. "God what is happe.... " Before i could even manage to complete my sentence i saw the three guys pass where i was hiding and I was Paralysed with fear, Thank God they didn't see me.

I quickly ran home unable to recover from the shock of what i just witnessed.
This morning i heard his body has been taken to the mortuary and the police were looking into the matter.

It's really sad how youths of nowadays get wasted in the hateful hands of this monster 'Cultism'
They lose their precious lives to this monster in the name of getting power and being feared by their peers and all thid is 'Vanity'

Photographed and Manupulated by LonelyTrip
Model: Dawn Kennedy
Story by: Yester Day and Vhic Writes

©VhicWrites🔰

24/09/2021

There was this head master of mine that time I was in Primary school, this man short, when you say short, He tried his best possible to get tall,

His age was growing
But his height, never mind😊

People told him to eat beans, he ate beans oo he was not still tall,
someone told him to be eating the small seed of coconut when u open it. he did that,omor this man no tall

Even me sef, when I enter PRI 5, I grew taller than him, because of jealousy this man start to dey call me Omnipotent.😴

Guess what: he still remain short
N/b: what wasn't meant for u was not meant for you, you can't force it.

©Vhic Writes🔰

24/09/2021

There is this Facebook friend of mine who came to my Dm and started thanking me, I was confused, I asked her why she was thanking me, guess what the werey said
Her: Thanks ma'am, you have done so much for me, I cannot tell it all.

Me: (I was about to add *Narekele mo* to complete her song, shebi she wan sing but I just told her:) Call me Vhic, what have I done

Her: Thanks for sharing your grace with me

Me: (Thinking it was about my contents) It's nothing dear, I just love creating contents

Her: It's not about your contents oo, Do you know I have been adding friends from your friend list and guess what. My 7 years of being single is over, I added a guy from youe friendlist and we are dating now, he evwn proposed, we are getting married in 2 weeks time, I want to specially Invite you.

Me: Ahh congratulations, oya find something for girls la,

Her: Ah ah ma'am just come to the wedding first, plenty food go dey and I will keep VIP sit for you.

I'm at the wedding now, at the VIP sit, this woman no even look my face, they give everybody food, them no give me, I dey yawn like Indian beans. To top my frustration The woman is marrying my boyfriend and she is smiling wickedly at me.

Chai what have I done

Me: In my next life, I will lock my friend list. Thank you

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©Vhic Writes🔰

24/09/2021

Does social media sometimes feel like a never ending tunnel?
Why?

23/09/2021

What Is a Content Creator?

A content creator is someone who produces entertaining or educational material for their target Audience, or as I like to call it 'edutainment'
Every thing you see on the web is contents.

The different type of contents include:
✔ Videos for YouTube, tiktok, Instagram etc
✔ Blog posts, Pinterest boards.
✔ Podcasts or audio contents
✔ Ebooks, courses and Infographics
✔ Instagram stories, reels and guides
✔ Gaming and live streaming
✔Music and Arts, etc

There is no hard and fast rule when it comes to selecting the right type of contents. It all depends on what you or your audience likes to see.

©VhicWrites🔰

23/09/2021

Give me 2Mins, let me motivate you and teach you not to be like a toilet roll/Tissue paper:

I just finished eating confam fufu, big big ones, the beast inside my tummy activated and immediately my tummy started upsetting me. I quickly went to Aunty White room or better still toilet.

As I sat down on the toilet, the toilet cried, cause the shît that came out eh, was hot, It was enormous, e big pass my hand, and e long like person penîs, e even big pass your penîs, you, yes you, i mean you😛😁

As I finished I carried tissue and clean my nyash, after cleaning it I still felt like my bombom was not clean enough, and I felt tiny tissue particles. So I took water and bend down and wash my nyash very well. I felt satisfied that finally my bombom was clean without any trace of any s**t.

That aside 👉Don't be like the tissue that is used to clean peoples mess only for others to know that you have use tissue, cause of its traces and tiny particles in your yash. Be like the water that washed your nyash completely but still stayed humble and didn't go around publicizing it self as your helper.

And you will be appreciated like the water over the Tissue.

Guess what next time I will use waterrrrrrrrr😁

©VhicWrites🔰

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