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22/08/2024

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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11/08/2024

Happy Sunday to you all...

This is how far my indigenous mixtape travels..... I can handle your song promotion through mixtape too...

Just dm me bcos season 2 is coming...

If you didn't listen to it here is the link... 👇👇👇👇👇👇

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07/08/2024

Good morning all

01/08/2024

Wow, the long awaited day is here again, thanks to God Almighty for making this day a success am not in the hospital, not in the hospital but here I am very strong and healthy... To witness my day... Happy birthday to me...

More me, more birthday to celebrate, more celebration, more money to my account above all more life ......

A very belated birthday to me.......

But don't forget that tomorrow 2nd is the celebration...

Time:6pm
Venue: T-junction Mbiabong Itam

Please tell a friend to tell a friend bcos it's gonna be one of it's kind....


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2nd August is the celebration

26/06/2024

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06/06/2024

WHen man get h***y 💦

The 🍆rises and gets hard

WHEN A WOMAN IS HORÑY.

Her puššy swells..

Clitøris enlarges and tickled..

Añus dilates..

Heart beats faster..

Temperature rises...

Pvssy gets wet

Nipplês gets thicker and hardened....

Emotions gushes through her face..

Countenance seems needy...

She forgets heavenly race..

She forgets she is a choir in the church..

She looses her home training..

Her father's warnings doesn't count anymore...

Her mothers pleadings falls on deaf ears..

She is ready to be rammed and slaughtered

Her wómb calls for puncturing...

Her bræst wants to be dealt with..

Her vag*na walls begs for healing...

She is about to die...

In the next 5minutes, if no one answers...

The gate man would loose his job..

The plumber becomes attractive...

Her laundry man is in the detail..

Her colleague at work becomes attractive...

Her landlords son is her ideal man...

She can't hold it anymore...

No one is coming through...

Cucumber is winking at her..

Even bottle becomes sedüctive...

Hmmmmmm Women 🙄😒🚶🚶🚶

Fear Women
🙆🙆😂😂??🏼‍♀️??🏼‍♀️

06/06/2024

Vibez

03/06/2024

24/11/2023

Know your status...

24/11/2023

Please what's the answer...

09/11/2023

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04/11/2023

Fear women

31/10/2023

Who no like better thing

01/10/2023

Rough play

30/08/2023

Early morning news. This happened this morning

What is this Country turning into..
Can't believe this is happening............

They are now in Edo state oooo! This happened in agbor pack this morning in ikpoba hill. A lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers.
She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing.
When he was fixing her slippers, he added something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge. When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK.
Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh, don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming. He came downstairs; forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers, the Aboki refused. Then he alerted neighbours. So, they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers.
Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened??
Hmmmmmmmm !!!!!.
The slippers cut... He did not sew it well...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come and beat me, I am in my house....Nonsense

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28/08/2023

Early morning news. This happened this morning

What is this Country turning into..
Can't believe this is happening............

They are now in Edo state oooo! This happened in agbor pack this morning in ikpoba hill. A lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers.
She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing.
When he was fixing her slippers, he added something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge. When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK.
Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh, don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming. He came downstairs; forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers, the Aboki refused. Then he alerted neighbours. So, they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers.
Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened??
Hmmmmmmmm !!!!!.
The slippers cut... He did not sew it well...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come and beat me, I am in my house....Nonsense
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16/08/2023

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16/08/2023

A man was dating 3 ladies and wanted to decide who to marry. He then gave them a
test.

He gave each #100,000 and observed what each did with the money.

The first one did a total make-over which
included a fancy hair style, make up and several new outfits. She then dressed up for the man and said, "I have done this to make myself more attractive to you bcoz I love u so much."
The man was impressed.

The second woman went gift shopping for the man. She bought him a new phone, a watch and very flashy clothes. As she
presented these gifts to him she said,
"I've spent all the money on you because I love
u so much."
The man was again impressed.

The third one invested the money in the stock market. She earned #400,000 and gave him back his #100,000.
She then deposited the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to secure their future bcoz she loved him so much.
Obviously, the man was very impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

In the end, he married Precious his neighbor who has the biggest buttocks and brèàst 🏃🏃.

Oh! You thought he would marry the last woman abi??😂😂.

The way he shock you, na so he shock me.

16/08/2023

Good morning to you all...

16/08/2023

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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15/08/2023

We rise by rising others.., let's go

29/07/2023

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01/07/2023

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