Mikolo

02/08/2023

01/08/2023

This is how "boda boda" riders in some parts of rural areas of DR Congo transport co**se to and from the morgue.
Many youths in the country says it's a lucrative business to venture as it pays handsomely well..

01/08/2023

When did u know this ?

30/07/2023

What would you have done as a guy and ladies what do you think abt this???... comment below 👇👇👇

30/07/2023

How strange can this be ?

30/07/2023

My question is "What happens to those accounts after their departure" ?
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06/02/2022

😂😂😂😂😂😂

04/02/2022

🤣🤣 Laugh out Loud 🤣🤣
I was in my room last night when my neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "😳🙆

I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big SNAKE facing my neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.

We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, yuh evil SNAKE!". I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red
eyes.
Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Fiaaaaaaaaaaaam! NEPA seized the light and deep darkness covered the room.😂

Omo coman see stampede in the room,😂 the worst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping HAPHAZARDLY like REGGAE DANCERS on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!😂 If somebody mistakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hit the person with immediate ALACRITY.😂😂😂

As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle!😂 Omo I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my big stick! Immediately I heard cry in the room😂 Somebody was shouting ! My head oo! Who hit me?" It was then I realized that I had hit a human being.😂 I moved blindly forward to console the person then I mistakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel!
Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand😂 I shouted " who hit me" Papa CHYSOM shouted KEN no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me.😂

Few seconds later Nepa restored power supply and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw papa COLLINS on of ceiling fan 🙆

03/02/2022

Last year January, our neighbour bought a car, my wife woke me from sleep saying
'Is he not a man like yuh?
Or is he from another planet?
Yuh have to do just as he has done?
Yuh too must buy a car'.

My people oh🤷🏾‍♂️, I was forced to buy a Car.

🌹💝💝🌹

After three months, the neighbour bought a piece of land, and she disturbed me until I also bought one.

Two months ago, the neighbour started his building on his land. As usual, she did not leave me in peace until I also had to do same.

Now, yesterday afternoon, our neighbour brought in a second wife...

Pls I NEED HELP
SHOULD I WAIT FOR THE USUAL PRESSURE, OR JUST TAKE ACTION❓❓❓🤔🥴
FOLLOW HERE🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
🤣☝🏾😂☝🏾🤣☝🏾😂☝🏾🤣

03/02/2022

✨DID YOU KNOW..?!✨

🛑A soldier ant is called millitANT
🛑5 ants + 5 ants = TenANT
🛑Ant with vibe is called vibraANT
🛑If u bring ant from another country into ur country its importANT....
🛑remove disease from ant is disinfectANT
🛑An ant which tolerate nonsense is tolerANT
🛑when an an eat n remain for another ant its remnANT
🛑the largest ant is elephANT
🛑A rank in the ant military is lieutenANT
🛑A strong ant is gallANT
🛑when ants are happy its jubilANT
🛑a baby ant is infANT
🛑when they want things quick they send instANT
🛑Their agric sector is implANTation
🛑They eat plANTain
🛑They love plANTs

Wisdom won't kill me🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂
You can add yours.❤🥂😅
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03/02/2022

Morning jokes from 👉 Dongoody 👈

1. Please How much is flight from Enugu to Lagos???
I want to leave this PLANET
😂😂😂

2. My bank just called me today to confirm if am still Alive
😢😭😢😭

3. Friend pray 🙏 for me. I am sick
I can't even finish 10 plate of rice and 15 bottles of fanta
😂😂😂

4.All those girls wearing mary amaka on sunday to sing in choir,nd wear bomshort with 5guyz in one day, don't forget u're the managing director in hellfire. :D

5.I'm still wondering o! The pants i bought for my girlfriend,her sister is wearing it,how come?? :|

6.Buhari's regime has made me eat wonderful food just try "bread and
closeup" to see hw delicious it is.

7" They will be Hailing you "Nothing Do You!" Nothing Do You!!" You Will be Dying In Silence..0pen Ur Mouth and tell them that ground No Dey Level..cus u don't know who ur helper might Be🙄🚶🚶

8" Chilling 0ut With My friends at EKo Hotels Drinking Hernessy 🍾 With Roasted Chickens 🍗 Talking By a girl that always Chop Eba with 4days soup in her family house without any Meat inside🙄🙆

10" HIM:" So what's Your Favorite Color?
HER:" Stop Asking Me Stupid Questions, Ask Me Something Logical And Matured Instead.
HIM:" How Many Mole's Of Sodium Bicarbonate Are Needed To Neutralize 0.8ml Of Sulphuric Acid At STP?
HER:" My Favorite Color Is PinK!🙆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11" How can someone borrow perfume and spray it more than the owner? U will just hear fuuuui fuuuuuuii fuuuuuuuu!!! That's wickedness🙆

12. Some will say i didnt write number 9.. Write it urself joor, u ain't paying me salary😁😁

13. I remember in a school debate when i supported " Education is better than Money"🙆.. Money forgive me please, i was a child by that time Oo😂😂

14. Salute to all those girls who visit their boyfriends & put their phones on Airplane mode.. Miss pilot, one day your plane will crash😇😇

15. Have u been so hungry that after eating biscuits, u start to read the ingredients😂😂

👀👀oya hit the like button

02/02/2022

Laugh out loud 😄😁😄😀😀😀😄😀😅😀😀😄😀😅
1)Since this one doesn't concern me, let me use this opportunity to pass my sincere condolences to the family and friends of Goliath for losing such a strong man with just a piece of stone indeed 😭🚶

2) Welcome to Naija, where you will study medicine and end up as a tailor.😁😁😁
It is called
Medical Tailorism😂

3)If your partner doesn't post you on Valentine's day, I can post you at affordable rates ...
No Caption: 3k
LOML: 5k
Till death do us part: 15k
Special package ( I will snap with you):50k

*Abeg na me first start this business oo...*

*I am open for Business*🙄🤣🤨

4) Main chick and side chick don enter d same taxi together and they're going to d same place.

I go update una later 🤣🤣
🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
😂😂😁🤣😁😂😂

5)Imagine after s*x you heard some children from the window saying"let's go,they have finished"*😲🙆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6) They post ur picture no mean say they like u, remember even rat picture dey on top rat poison, use ur head.

*I Come in Peace*🤚🏻😏🙄

7)If your boyfriend is gonna propose to you this Val and you need someone to be shouting Say yes! Say yes!!😂Dm let talk price*

8) People can be wicked ehhhh...!!!!!
How can you say short people can hear ancestors gossiping underground
😭😭😭😭😭

9) If u want to change the world. Do it while you're single, Once you are married you can't even change the Tv chanel 😒😒😔

10) Never! I repeat never buy groundnut and sugar from the same shop, they will think you want to soak gari. 🤣🤣

11)Dating a girl with small b***s is sweet and fun until you lie on her chest and you feel like you are sleeping on your earpiece* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂

12)Fighting For a Man is a waste of time because he's going to sleep with the winner today and the loser tomorrow. Fight for Your career and future,the right Man will fight for you 🤝🤝🤝*
*🙌🏻I come in peace* ✍🏻✍🏻

02/02/2022

Small yash dey shake o,
Small yash dey shake o,
abeg no shake am reach my side
Cus na small tin dey vex me....
😒😒😒😒

02/02/2022

🤣🤣🤣Laugh_Out_Loud🤣🤣🤣

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Pastor: should I prophesy?

Church: Yessss!!!

Pastor: I don't know you but when you were born you were crying.

Choir mistress: I confess papa,that's me.how did you know 😲?

Pastor: I don't know you but can I say something?

Church: yes papa ride on

Pastor: your phone number starts with "0"

Choir master: OMG😲 papa how did you know?

Pastor: there's some one here,your phone is in your pocket, there's Facebook and WhatsApp application in the phone and when you bought the phone it came with charger.

Choir member: that is meoooo

Pastor: should I go deeper?

Church: papa go deepeeeer

Pastor: I see something,your mother is your mother and your father is your father.

Men's leader: papa give me your account number!!!. You too much.

Pastor: there's some one here that bath using water

Deaconess: LAWD😲. That is me and I never told anyone 😂

Pastor: you have a private part😏

Choir mistress: yeeeessss.....ride on sir

Sunday school teacher: papa you deserve salary 😭😭.

Pastor: the person reading this will ask for my account number!!"I'm waiting.🚶🚶.

Keep liking and commenting biko.🤣🤣🤣

01/02/2022

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Guess The Sound !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

01/02/2022

HAPPY NEW MONTH
MAY THIS MONTH BE FILLED WITH SO MUCH LOVE, LIGHT AND PROSPERITY BEYOND MEASURES.

GOOD NEWS IS COMING UR WAY.

31/01/2022

😂😂😂😂😂

31/01/2022

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆

31/01/2022

Laugh out loud😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂
1. One of the most powerful connection is when your mom/aunt or sister is among the people sharing food in a wedding ceremony or funeral
2. My girlfriend wrote *Human* *bean “* instead of *” Human been “*
Should I dump her because she can’t spell ?
*  
3. Nowadays guys will impregnate ladies, leave her and follow her on Instagram to monitor how the baby is growing.
Isn’t God so wonderful.
4. Do you remember when you were small and you thought the moon use to follow you ..That’s when your stupidity started.
5. A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth…
Now she’s been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundles.
6. Because of Video call with
Malaysia Boyfriend , some Girls
are now sleeping with Make-up
7. I wonder why you are wasting ur time blockin people on Facebook? I mean u could hav use d block to build house na;
8. Nigerian police be like…”oh..you think you have all the receipts bah??..oya where is the receipt of all these receipts you brought out?.
9. I heared …. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..ok, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
10. I just finished reading the ten commandents.Not even one said men should give Women money.My brother are you sure we are not committing sin
11. When I hear men say “women are wicked” I just laugh; what do u expect from the only creature that met the devil one on one???
12: when you want to ask an ugly out .. it will be like , " i hate to say this, but i love
you..
13: nigerians can make colour , which one is ,coconut pink, bread yellow, akpu white..
14: a jealous boyfrend will be like " baby i told you to cook rice before stew, but you cooked stew before rice..
it's over between us 😂 😂 😂 😂
Keep Appreciating with you likes and comments

30/01/2022

In This Life It is Either You Use Your Head
Or
Dem Use Your Head...
Better Wise up, cus wisdom don choke me die

30/01/2022

😂😂😂😂

29/01/2022

When you smoke you get HIGH
When you study you get EDUCATED
when you smoke and study you get HIGHLY EDUCATED
WISDOM Ooo 🙆🙆🙆!

29/01/2022

Imagine playing Truth or Dare in a party and someone dare you to GO HOME !!!

🙆🙆🙆🙆

29/01/2022

If your Bride's family dance extremely too much on your wedding day, just know you have taken away their PROBLEM.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

29/01/2022

Laugh Again 😁🤣🤣😀😀😀😅😅😃😃
1)on your birthday I sent you 10k now is my birthday and ur posting on this day a king was born
Jennifer na ur papa crown me king😂😂

2) the tradition in my girlfriends village is that " once you cheat you die "
So I broke up with her
That nonsense tradition is looking for who to kill😂😂

3) I just heard this morning that my ex was hit by a truck this life self eh
I hope nothing happened to the truck 😂😂

4)The day I started fearing witchcraft was the day I saw my uncle watching TV with one eye closed. I asked him why and he told me he was saving electricity 😂😂

5)son: mom u lied to me
Mum : son how did I lie to you
Son: u told me my little baby brother was an angel
Mom: yes he is
Son then how come he didn't fly when I through over the bacanny
Mom fainted 😂😂

6) Dating a slim girl is stressful eh
U don't know wether she needs love or food 😂😂

8) A soldier can never beat my girlfriend in my present never in this world, because I will run. Please don't talk to me am not feeling well. 😁😂😂😂😁😁
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29/01/2022

Guys that sleep over in a lady's house, how do yuh do it please? 🙄🤔🤷🤦‍♂️

I met a lady on Facebook she asked me to visit her so we can spend 2weeks together, I told her I don't have money to book for hotel I only have transport fare, she said no problems that she lives alone🥰

I travelled from IMO STATE to OGUN STATE to meet this lady.👸

When I arrived it was 15hrs..🤔

She picked me up from the park to a house, I changed my clothes, took a shower , wore my boxer and then sat on the couch and started pressing my phone 🤳

💣💣BFJAC💣💣

Few minutes later, I heard a knock on the door, someone whispered to her "BABE I CANNOT TRAVEL AGAIN OOH, THE BUS HAS LEFT"😩

The person that whispered was actually a lady too, she started parking her travelling bags inside😳

When I saw that, I realized she borrowed the apartment, it wasn't hers🤔

She walked to me and said "PLEASE I'M SOWI, LET'S MOVE OUT... I WILL EXPLAIN🤨

During the explanation she told me she borrowed the apartment, she lives with her parents. Finally , she took me to the park, I waved her good bye, boarded a bus and went back to IMO STATE🥺

I finally arrived in Imo the next day 🙆

Till now I can't believe I travelled from IMO STATE to OGUN STATE just to bath😭😭😭🥺🥺... .. ... .. . ..