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08/06/2024

30/05/2024

Dear men,

No woman is going to love you for who you are.
Reconcile with this harsh truth and make a steaming peace with it.

A woman's love for you is dangerously CONDITIONAL.

The concept of unconditional love is a fallacy, it doesn't exist.

The woman that's loving you now is either loving you because she Sees what she values in you.

Either your money, resources, charisma, beauty etc.

They is always something that's making her fall in love.

Take away that thing and they will be no love.

Love means different things to different women.

It all depends on what their value is that you possess.

Now the thing is, the most recognized value that makes men looks very attractive to 90% of women is money, fame and power.

Just have this things and watch women fight devil himself to be with you, they will break their hardened rules just to make sure it accommodate your happiness.

It's as simple as that.

This is why I always advice men to chase money instead of women.

Money makes many things in life easy, it's true.

Leave women and focus on it.

The more valuable you become the more attractive you become.

Òmó èbédi tv 💕💕💕

26/05/2024

Wow

24/05/2024

10 THINGS WOMEN LOVE ABOUT S*X BUT ARE AFRAID TO TELL YOU.
It's a freaky Friday 🤪🤪😜😜😋😋👉👌👅👅💦💦💦

So you won't see them as cheap, ignore them, disregard their feelings or outright reject them (rejection hurts like hell!) This can make a woman break down emotionally, become frigid, hate s*x and see herself as worthless.

Sexual rejection from a husband can make a woman see herself as less desirable and ruin her self esteem by 80%! One of the ways you can boost your wife's self esteem is to make her know she is super hot, super s*xy, and s*xually desirable to you.

Why is your wife cold in bed and doesn't respond s*xually to you? Why does she hate s*x? Why is she frigid? May be because you don't know these10 things and she is sick or afraid of telling you. Get to know them now and set her loose from all inhibition. By the time you are through and practice them continuously, your wife should have become a glorified husband seductress you never imagined! Let's go!

1. WOMEN LOVE VARIETY IN BED: Same touch, same way, same method, same place, same time is super boring to a woman! Women love adventure. That is why we don't wear same clothe 7 days a week. Variety is the spice of s*x. How you touch her yesterday may not be how she wants to be touched today. She may want back rub yesterday but toe massage today. It is your job to notice her, read her like a book and know when she wants passion or tenderness.

2. WOMEN LOVE ROMANCE: gentle, passionate kisses, soft touches at the right places gradually sets a woman on fire!

3. WOMEN LOVE TO TALK BEFORE S*X. Listening to her about how her day went makes you super s*xy to a woman. Do not undress her till you have undressed her heart.

4. WOMEN LOVE TO BE ON TOP: may be not all women but most. It keeps her in charge, control the depth and watch you enjoy her front view.

5. WOMEN WILL GLADLY GIVE A QUICKIE IN THE KITCHEN, TOILET, ANYWHERE, any how you want it if you will respect her, show love, be tender, affectionate

24/05/2024

Check them out....

23/05/2024

What could have been.....

23/05/2024

MY FIRST TIME TO HAVE S*X.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with three condoms, I looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.

The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?

Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said, "No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.

"This is how you put it. You have to make sure its tight!''

I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was.

"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us.

She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door.

She told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on a table. I was really shaking!

Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had demonstrated to me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes! there, I as right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. ......

But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa I WAS DONE!!

The lady felt it too, she felt the hot fluid inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you showed me!" I replied.

She says, ''Lets see!" (I showed her) "Oh s**t!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your P***S not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..That's how I became a dad. I am off to buy pampers😭"

The Moral Of The Story!

Out of ignorance, 99% of marriages were formed in this manner. No, proper counseling or education. And the bible says in the book of Hosea, "My people perish for lack of knowledge (Information)".

23/05/2024

My brother chuka in London want to finish me with food OPM g.o

23/05/2024

20 years of engagement to someone's daughter, nah! Enough is enough. Today is the wedding...

22/05/2024

Please Admin hide my Id and post for me.
My husband is the che*ating type and I have gotten used to it . I have prayed, fast, f0ught, quarr*elled and even cr*ied to him but nothing changed. We have been married for 12 yrs now and blessed with 5 kids.

The problem now is that this morning, a strange number called me asking if am the wife of Mr So so person, I said yes. The caller introduced herself as Mirabel and said that my husband promised her a certain phone but after having s3x with her he refused to fulfill his promise. That as she is speaking with me now I should go to so so hotel to meet my husband. Then she dropped the phone.

I was still wondering the meaning of the call when the number called again and said, sorry o ma, if you are going, pack some clothes, shoes or slippers for him because as am talking to you now, I took his clothes, shoes and wristwatch to make up for my time wasted. Since that morning, I have not gone to the hotel although my husband called and asked me to bring him some clothes.

Please I need your advice, what should I do because right now, I am soooo c0nfused.

22/05/2024

Nice work. .talent is God Gift