Joshua Gondak

08/06/2024

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06/06/2024

THE 10 THINGS TO DO AT 25.

1. Obtain a source of income (even if you are a student, do a small job on the side)

2. Filter your current friends and make more business partners.

3. Start saving part of your income to invest (not in 1Xbet or or 9jabet or naijabet or betfuse or QNET but buy land, shares, start a small business 👩‍💼 👨‍💼, etc.)

4. stop the night club every weekend.. Stay inside sometimes and read a book 📖.

5. (Ladies) stop waiting for a prince charming to come and save you (Hollywood and Brazilian series lied to us), you should know that now.

6. Stop dating someone you don't see yourself having a future with.

7. (Guys) stop honoring every invitation to bars to just drink and talk football 🦶.

8. start sending money home even if it's a small amount (your parents will be so proud of you and you would be blessed 🥲)

9. Stop wasting time on things that don't value you. Especially with friends who know how to conjugate BB verbs. (Drink, Eat)

10. Stop worrying about what people have to say about you or any decision you make about your life.

Take care of yourself with love and kindness.

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18/05/2024

USES OF SALT IN THE KITCHEN

1. To remove the odour from your hands after cutting onions, chicken or fish, just wash your hands with salt and water, then you will have no more smell.

2. To avoid the feeling of the hotness of pepper on your hands after cutting/slicing it with your hands, rub them with salt and vegetable oil or red oil and wash them.

3. When pepper mistakenly enter your eye, put a pinch of salt in your mouth, the hotness of the pepper will disappear and you will see the magic.

4. When storing empty containers or bottle, throw in a pinch of salt to help them from getting stinky.

5. Sprinkling some salt on your fresh peppers while pounding it, helps to make it pound quickly.

6. Soaking bitter leaves in salt and hot water, helps to remove extra bitterness before cooking with it.

7. If your liquid milk always spoil before you finish it, You can add pinch of salt when you first open it, it will help the milk to stay fresh longer.

8. Salt and detergent mixture can help you to kill ants and cockroaches disturbing you in the kitchen.

9. Placing your overripe tomatoes in a cold and salty water overnight, will help to make them fresh and firm.

10. If you cut lemon and you do not want to use it finish, sprinkle salt on it, it would stay fresh for 3 days. Make sure you rinse it before using it again.

11. Salt can be used as a preservative method for preserving meat, fish or vegetables. It helps to prevent bacteria growth.

12. Grease fires or small fire can be put out with the use of salt.

13. To store your fermented locust beans (ogiri, iru or dawadawa), mix it with salt and put it in a container. Your fermented locust beans will stay fresh for years without getting spoil.

14. When boiling eggs, add a pinch of salt to keep the shells from cracking and peeling the eggs will also be easy.

15. If you don't want your spaghetti to gum together while cooking, add a drop of vegetable oil into a salty boiling water and it will come out separately.

09/05/2024

02/05/2024

Congratulations to my beloved Dad

02/05/2024

Questions to ask yourself this new month:

1. What have I been doing well that I need to double down on?

2. What has not been working that I need to stop doing or do less of?

3. How can I grow more into the best version of myself.

4. Am I still in the center of God's will?

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02/05/2024

So, something very spectacular happened in church. Ah!!

It was 5 minutes to the beginning of the service and the media head, Bro Ola wasn't around, which means no projector. We called and called and called, but we did not get response so service started without screen display.

Now before I continue this gist, please note that our dear brother is a firetic man and always shouts about how he never missed the night watches because that's only when God answers prayers.

Anyways, back to the gist, 30 minutes after church started, we saw Bro Ola running into the church looking scattered; apparently he slept off.

Wow! He really did pray overnight 🥹 even the pastor was not mad at him as he kept the night watch.

Anyways, service went on and Bro Ola connected the projector to his laptop, and immediately, what came on was Avatar the last Airbender.
Ahn ahn, but sir, was this the night watch you were keeping?

The worst now happened, the laptop decided to freeze and all we could do was watch Avatar for a whole 7 minutes 😭 Bro Ola turned our Sunday service to movie night 😭

But the movie sweet Sha 😏🤣

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02/05/2024

10 SIMPLE WAYS TO AVOID S*X IN COURTSHIP

1. Do not stay behind closed doors.

2. Do not lie on his/her bed.

3. Avoid pet/romantic names. You are not yet married. Their names are not lost. Call them by their names.

4. No kissing, romancing, groping and grabbing.

5. Set boundaries. Visitation should not exceed 7pm max.

6. When visiting your in-laws to be and you have to stay over night, do not sleep in the same room with your partner.

7. No flirting, s*x chats and n**e pictures.

8. No "praying" and studying "the word" together in a dark, lonely room on a cold, rainy day.

9. No seductive wears: mini skirts, skin tight trousers, low neckline, skimpy gown.

10. No doing house chores for your fiance. He has not paid your bride price.

"Flee all APPEARANCES of evil..." Is what the bible says. Some may not look evil but appear evil, flee!

What you will not eat, don't smell!

If you don't want a party, don't send an invitation!

If you do not want pre-marital s*x, don't get near anything that turns you on. Those are s*x triggers. Avoid them and you will keep your virginity/s*xual purity till your wedding night!

Thanks for reading. God bless you. Cheers!

02/05/2024

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02/05/2024

You had s£x with him because you both had CHEMISTRY,
Okay, when BIOLOGY happens hope he has the FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING to take care of your HOME ECONOMICS, especially with the ECONOMICS of this present region of GEOGRAPHY called Africa.
Young girl, first do the MATHEMATICS, analyze his COMMERCE, forget grammar whether he speaks ENGLISH or FRENCH,
Then with these STATISTICS, carry out a SOCIAL STUDY of our present GOVERNMENT to be sure before entering.
Then follow the CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS EDUCATION of how marriage union should be done.

Make sure that your PHYSICS defies the laws of w£akness, prepare yourself mentally, spiritually, emotionally and financially, if not your life will turn into a LITERATURE for others to read and learn.😁😁😁😎❤️

02/05/2024

This new month, set

1. Spiritual goals

2. Growth and personal development goals.

3. Financial goals

4. Relationship goals.

5. Health and exercise goals.

6. Exposure and travel goals.

Goodmorning Fam, make today count 👌

01/05/2024

3. Loan apps:

I'm yet to see a very rich person who is into full-time loan apps borrowing.

Even though I don't personally subscribe to borrowing, I don't also believe that loan apps were naturally designed to entrap us.

If you don't have any income generating business yet you are engaging loan apps, why won't it entrap you?

Then you will go around borrowing from Palmpay to pay Opay...lol.

If wealth is your desire, I recommend that you completely avoid these loan apps or be sure that you have a good means of paying back whatever you borrowed.

30/04/2024

Heavy rain fall today in Yagai Jalingo

30/04/2024

2. Your comfort zone:

Living in your comfort will never make you rich because money doesn't fall from the sky, it comes from solving a real problem for people.

To be honest, in this economy that we are, even salary earners are not safe.

Needs increases as income also does, so you must avoid your comfort zone if you wan to be rich.

30/04/2024

1. Playing the Blame game;

You cannot keep blaming everyone for your financial status, nobody owes you more than you owe yourself.

You might have come from a poor background but, when you reach 25, you are definitely the poor background.

Quit blaming and start your wealth journey.

30/04/2024

There are things you must do if you want to become rich

I will be list them shortly

28/04/2024

Wow this is massive

Super eagle's goal keeper VINCENT ONYEAMA donate 50 Brand new Buses to Poor Bus drivers in his state Akwa Ibom

28/04/2024

Noted

28/04/2024

Happy last Sunday of the month

23/04/2024

Attitude matters more than inteligence

Your attitude, not aptitude will determine how successful you become in life.

Attitude matters much more.

Start cultivating a positive and resilience attitude today.

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22/04/2024

22/04/2024

Taraba State Governor, Dr. Agbu Kefas, has congratulated the winner of the just concluded Readathon contest, Asogha Wunuji.

Wunuji, a Taraba state citizen, read aloud for 166 hours to set a new Guiness World Record. The record used to be at 124 hours. With this, Wunuji becomes the longest reader on the planet.

21/04/2024

Do all within your power to SHARPEN YOUR FOCUS!

More importantly, stop making excuses for not doing what can change the quality of your life.

No one becomes successful by being interested alone.

Get committed to becoming your best self.

Pay the price early.

Make time for what actually moves the needle.

19/04/2024

Social media has already given you everything you need to rise to fame & riches without any connection or rich background. Use it.

17/04/2024

Make it easy for God to bless you.

If you are praying for rain, get your buckets ready

If you are praying for a car, go and learn how to drive.

If you want to travel abroad, go and get your international passport.

Sometimes, you will need to make a move before God will move

21/02/2024

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING JUST AND BEING RIGHTEOUS - Apostle Orokpo Michael

There is a difference between being righteous and being just, being righteous is the ability to stand before God but being just is to function like God.

Let me give you a graphic illustration, I can get a car from lugbe to kubwa, and because the cab man doesn't know the distance, he can charge me #1000, and it is right for me to pay him because that is what he charged me, but I know that from here to Kubwa cannot be 1000 Naira, so if I reach Kubwa, I will tell him that the pay should be 2500 or 3000, so I will give him 3000, but if I pay 1000, I am righteous because I paid what he told me but because I am just, my conscience won't let me do that, so I will just pay the right amount of money that should be paid, that's called being just.

We need to have the ability to be benevolently disposed in righteousness and in justice to one another, so you cannot say that you are a just person if you are living in deceit and greedy, you cannot call yourself a just believer but you feed on other people's pain or lose.

For you to live justly and have your conscience be at peace with you, you must show love and kindness to people even when nobody is watching you.

09/02/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂

1.It is only in Nigeria🇳🇬 they will start the meeting with prayer, lie throughout the meeting and end it with prayer 🤧🤧

2. If you’re called Deborah and you are ugly, they call you Debo. But if you’re beautiful, you’re called Derby.😂🤝

3. Mother in law asks her son's wife why all the children don't resemble their father?
She replies "what I have in between my legs is a reproductive system not a photocopying machine" 😂😂

4. Self stupīdīty is when your phone tells you Listening to high volume will Damage your hearing and You still press Ok.
Don't pretend you are not one of them😂😂

5. My first day at boarding school
They serve us rice and I was waiting for stew..... Then one senior said today's jollof is good oo
Eii🙆😂

6.If it changed from ''Goodnight babe'' to ''sorry I dozed off'' then yuh're in the ''third wave'' of your relationship. Brēāk up loading😊

7. She posted. "No one can ever take what God has given to me"......I commented. "Where's your virginity?"....She blocked me 😂🤣

8. I'll never practice American movie again. I tried kissing my wife during an argument. Come and see slap😂😂

9. Pastor drop N50k for tithe offering. Head usher say total tithe offering nah N3500. Pastor say make them go use juju swear🤣🤣

10. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy a**s, the devīl will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''.😂

11. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blame your wife😂💔

12. Before you think of leaving that marriage, remember that an innocent goat🐐 was killed on your traditional wedding 😏🚶🏼‍♀️

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️