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13/01/2024

Foolishness is when ur name is Solomon and u hv one gf😉
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What a waste of name.😐

06/01/2024

Letter to Daddy

Hello Dad,

I didn't tell mummy that you kissed her friend, Linda, at the birthday party. I didn't even tell her that you made love with her...

Anyway, you should thank mummy because she helped me to write this letter

Your Goodboy
Akpos
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06/01/2024

Corruption Free

TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
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06/01/2024

Real Movie

A movie director needed an extra to act a scene which involves depicting a gateman. So they offered Akpos, who was incidentally the gateman at the house they were filming, to play the role. The director gave Akpos a cutlass and told him to give a pretence chase behind the main actor who was playing the role of a thief. The director said to Akpos, When you hear action, start chasing this guy with the cutlass. Do you understand? Akpos nodded in affirmation. Immediately the Director shouted Action, Akpos did exactly as he was told and started chasing the other actor round the compound. As the actor was about to scale the fence, the director screamed, Cut! Cut! Cut!" The actor is presently recuperating in the hospital😂😂😂

31/12/2023

26/12/2023

Entertainment

23/12/2023

Female Voice

One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female voice was what he heard everytime he called and the lady would not let him speak to his dad. By the time the man got home that evening, his wife was fuming seriously. She was so angry that she met him at his car and grabbed his shirt right there in the front yard. "How dare you cheat on me?" she shouted, attracting the neighbours instantly. "How could you? After all we have been through?"The confused man stared at her. He could not fathom why she was so mad at him. The neighbours tried to calm her down but she refused, and when someone asked for evidence, she recounted the phone call episode and called on Akpos to repeat everything the lady on the phone said."The number you are calling is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later," Akpos said.
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23/12/2023

What Are Friends For?

Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I am sorry." Akpos shouted, "You slept with my wife?!" Ochuko said, "Please forgive me."Akpos cooled down and said, "What are friends for? I forgive you." The following week, Ochuko was furious that someone had harvested all his crops in his farmland. During their drinking time in the evening, Akpos said to Ochuko, "Ochuko, I have a confession to make." Ochuko asked, "What is it?" Akpos said, "I was the one who harvested all your crops. I am very sorry I did that." Ochuko, after getting angry, said, "What are friends for? I forgive you." Two weeks later, they were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko said to Akpos, "Akpos, I have a confession to make." Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "I poisoned your drink because I was angry with you. Please forgive me.Akpos said, "So you poisoned my drink? Anyway what are friends for? I forgive you. I also have a confession tomake." Ochuko asked, "What is it?" Akpos said, "I am sorry! I exchanged our drinks. Please forgive me!"
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23/12/2023

Crazy Workers

Two factory workers, Tsbalala and Akpos are talking. Tsbalala says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." Akpos replies, "And how would you do that?" Tsbalala says, "Just wait and see." He then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" Tsbalala replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." Akpos starts to follow Tsbalala and the boss says, "Where are you going?" Akpos says, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."
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