Donsee-Zeey

01/05/2023

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16/04/2023

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31/10/2022

During the EASTER PERIOD i ran into a church carrying a brand new knife🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🗡
and asked,
"Who is a christian here?" The whole Church
went as silent as a
grave yard. I asked again, "How can a full
Church have no christian?". No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don't know how to do it". After the
young man had killed the Chicken,🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓� he told me
that he didn't
know how to skin it 😳😳😳😳and that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife,🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡 he
immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareem😳😳😳😳�����😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂�🏼
_ ..😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂.
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31/10/2022

"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful g*te for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄Ecclesiates and😄Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that😁Isaiah was engaged in😊Jeremiah's😂Lamentations together with😄Ezekiel and😃Daniel their friend. By that time😊Amos and😄Obadiah were not around. Three days later,😁Hosea,😃Joel and😐 Jonah traveled in the same ship with😄Micah and😊Nahum to Jerusalem.😄Habakkuk then visited😃Zephaniah who introduced him to😃Haggai a friend of😃Zechariah whose cousin is😊Malachi. Immediately after the tradition,😊Mathew,😁Mark,😃Luke and😄John got involved in 😁Acts of the 😄Romans who were behaving like the 😁1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corithians group were always at loggerheads with the 😀Galatians n 😐Ephesians.At that time too, they realized that the ☺Philippians were close to the 😃Colossians, suggested the first 😃Thessalonians visit and that on their second 😃Thessalonians visit they should first of all see the first and second of 😊Timothy brothers who had gone to the house of😃 Titus to teach ☺Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in 😄Hebrew. On hearing this, 😊James asked 😃Peter twice to explain to him how the three 😄Johns have disclosed to Jude the 😁Revelations of this journey.💐"*🙏💪😎

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Donsee-zeey

31/10/2022

Assuming I'm a girl...... I for don use all my brëast milk drink garri finish 😜😋🤫🚶

21/10/2022

I visited a pharmacy yesterday and told the pharmacist to give me a condom that am going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I might get Lucky.!,

He gave me one and I paid for it, as I was about to leave, I turned and asked him for another one that my girlfriend's sister is very beautiful and curvy too, I told him she always crosses her legs in provocative manner every time she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too,

He gave me another one and I paid for it, as I was about leaving the pharmacy again, I turned back and said :

"Give me one more condom, my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move."

During Dinner, I sat with my girlfriend on the left, her sister on the right, and their mum facing me,

When my girlfriend's dad walked in, I lowered my head and started the dinner prayer, "Dear Lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you have given us...... 10 minutes after, am still praying........Lord I thank you for your kindness.....,

Another 10 minutes passed and am still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table,
They all looked at each other surprised, my girlfriend was even more surprised than others, she gets close to me and whispers :

"I didn't know you're so religious"

I replied :
I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist🙆

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20/10/2022

💥𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.............𝐴𝑙𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡
𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑘𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑑𝑒 21&22

10/09/2022

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 🅱︎🅴︎🆂︎🆃︎ 🆁︎🅰︎🅿︎ 🅰︎🅻︎🅱︎🆄︎🅼︎ 𝙜𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤🅾︎🅻︎🅰︎🅼︎🅸︎🅳︎🅴︎ 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘴.

03/09/2022

💥One time for the

Soul-shifter in the house

23/04/2022

𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞

23/04/2022

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐢𝐤𝐮 𝐭𝐢𝐤𝐮𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐚

𝐢𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚😒

23/04/2022

𝒅𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓.....𝒏𝒂𝒉 𝒔𝒐 𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝒗𝒆𝒙 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒅𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆......𝒏𝒂𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆😅

26/03/2022

𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑶𝒍𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒚.....𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊 𝒖𝒔𝒆 10k 𝒃𝒖𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒐........𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏

26/03/2022

𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒊 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒃 𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕.... 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆.

12/12/2021

May God heal you (ijn)

From that illness of money(poverty)

12/12/2021

💥Never say Never

That chrismax can still be fun
Trust God

12/12/2021

Abeg who wan boast my page bayii

Make una help ur bro

12/12/2021

💥No be say juju no work for me✅

E Get why i no wan rob central bank....

23/11/2021

💥You Never Understand It Until You Experience It✅.......... that's life my brother.
Make ur way..........by donsee-zeey

23/11/2021

Why? your Emotions Trouble You Only In Those Things Which You Call Yours...............word by Abidemi gbless

23/11/2021

Before You Go Pointing Your Fingers At Someone Else, Make Sure Your Own Hands Are Clean...........by Donsee-zeey

23/11/2021

The Start Is What Stops Most People.
All you g*t to do is to
Believe in your self

20/11/2021

Davido
abeg make una send me....my 5% ohhh.....sapa no go reach ur side ohh

14/11/2021

Abeg who get buhari digit ohhh
Nah loan wey nija no feet pay back i wan dey loan now........ayewada

14/11/2021

That kind joy.....i get when i hear vacancy dey
Free accomodation,free food even free sapa sprayer dey😂

14/11/2021

off🚶🏼🚶🏼 to mosque
I wanna overcome sapa today

14/11/2021

💥Abeg i dey collect online thrift ohh
Make una dey register......any amount
👉odun ti dey tan.........🚶🏼🚶🏼