02/11/2023
Look at my Face ....Thou Must Laugh! 💥💥🤸😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1) Nkechi saw me This Aftērnoon brìnging a Gìrl to my House and she became Sàd 😜😜🤪😏😒😒; She Even asked me, "Is she your New GirIfriend???"
She doesn't know I'm a Prēacher of the Gospel😒😒,... I brought the Girl to my House to Share to her the Good news about Christ 😒😒🙄😒😒😂😂😂😂
2) Anytime Your Mom is Very Very Àngry At You, Make Sure you hìde your phone immediately, ...
Nkechi don't Arguē With you 😒😒, just do what I Said, for the Safety of your Phóne oooo 💥💥☝️😂😂😂😂
3) During a Būrial:
Americans: Jessica, Please stop Cryìng 🥺🥺🤍, She's Gòne To be With The Lord, I just Pray that God Comfort the Decēased 😢😢🥺🥺😔😔
AFRICANS: Nkechi 😒😒, Look at the Rūbbish You Coóked!!!, You didn't Add Enoùgh Curry in this BuriaI Rice! 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
4) When Nkechi was 10 Years Old : Mom 🥺😔; In the next 18 Years, I can see myself Wearing that White CIoth meant for Neurosurgeóns🥺🥰🥰🤍; I'm Going to make you Próud 😢🥰
At Age 17: Mom, They didn't offer me Neurosūrgery , but I'll manage MicrobioIogy 🤲😔😔
At age 21: Mom, I have changed my Cōurse in the University ooo, I have swìtched to GeoIogy 😳😳
At age 28: Papa Emeka, Please how Much are you Paying Last for 4 Rōunds, I'm not a SmaIl Ashēwo for this street! 💥💥💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5) Nkechi, It's high Time you starts being a Wifë Màterial 😒😒😒😒
You supposed to be Ashåmed of yourself 😒😒
You need to start being Romàntic to the Husband you'll marry in Future...😒😒
At leàst, Cook Pēppery Food, And then, Use it to Romånce his Månhóod 😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂
6) Nkechi's MOM: When Nkechi Finally become a Doctor, The Whole GIobe will Know that God himself Destined My Lõvely And Chārming Daughter Nkechi, to be a Doctor!!!! 😒😒
When Nkechi FINALLY BECAME A DOCTOR: Oga, I have given you Pèn!s EnIargement Drūg, so that before you leäve this Hospital, you'll Give me 6 Rounds Nònstop!! 💥😧😧😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂
7) Just to marry this C
