Onyx TV

13/11/2023

I dey vibe with you, You Dey ignore ur Boyfriend abi... Be like say you wan loose both home and Away
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11/11/2023

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.😂😂🤣

10/11/2023

The reason men are using you and will continue using you is because you put Emotions before common sense. A man will always think with his brain but never with his heart.

10/11/2023

Guys, before u use money 2 make her Marry U, ensure ur money is long enough to keep her. U can't use 100MB 2 download a seasonal movie

10/11/2023

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

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31/10/2023

This one no go get mouth shout again
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31/10/2023

21/10/2023

People who contribute less value are easily replaced
So how valuable are you?

21/10/2023

One of the sign for maturity is self-control
You must gain mastery over your emotions, don't let your emotions control you, rule your emotions.

21/10/2023

Control your tongue
It's in the peace of the moment that you'll get clarity not in the heat of the moment

21/10/2023

Loyalty is an expensive product, you buy it with years of investment

20/10/2023

October is not hot
You are just pregnant 😏

20/10/2023

Dis is how we watched movies dat year. Gen Z never experienced this🤣🤣🤣
Name one movie u have watched in group like dis when u were kids

20/10/2023

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20/10/2023

GEN Z step aside😁 Who enjoyed this flower?

20/10/2023

Training to face the shege of today

20/10/2023

I can't beat this anymore 🤧🤧

17/10/2023

One of the strongest relationship in the world is the relationship between woman and money, they can never break up

17/10/2023

Dis padlock strong pass many relationships. If e mean you ehrr, you go sleep outside that day 😂🤣

14/10/2023

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14/10/2023

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14/10/2023

Drop location please 🤧🤧

14/10/2023

A word is enough for a wise mosquito 🤣😂

11/10/2023

Even him shadow no agree with am🤣😂

11/10/2023

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10/10/2023

Rice is 600 in local Restaurant, 5k in resorts, but free in prison.
" I will not Advice u Again"
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