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*UNIVERSITY OF MARRIAGE FINAL YEAR MATHS EXAMS*

*_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_*

*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 11pro
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 12pro and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_

*SECTION B: Theory.*
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies

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Today at ikorodu

19/09/2023

Two artists that their Demise took the industry unaware 😱
Promise Oladimeji Aloba (8 June 1996 – 12 September 2023), known professionally as MohBad, was a Nigerian rapper, singer, and songwriter from Lagos. He was formerly signed to Naira Marley's Marlian Records and left the label in 2022. He was best known for his hit singles "Ponmo, Feel Good", and "KPK (Ko Por Ke)" (You Will Always Be Remembered) with Rexxie which was nominated three times for The Headies awards 2022. The real cause of his demise on the 12th of September 2023 hasn't been known yet but fingers are being pointed at some particular set of people in the Nigerian music industry
The second photo is a very talented Cameroonian artist Fhish was born on the 8th of July 1997 in Bamenda, North West Region to the Mbonjem’s family. He is the fifth child in a family of Six. He had an accident and lost his life on the 23rd of December 2021 just one month after he won Big Brother Cameroon 🇨🇲 it was rumored the the organizers of the TV show used him for rituals 😭
These two artists will never be forgotten by their people because their music and lyrics connected with their souls ♥️
May their souls continue to rest in peace 🕊️🕊️