Quite laugh

15/10/2023

Laughing time 😂🏃 🦖

1: the day we was born
Nothing is in our heads
Is your father and mother that put something inside
So we are memory card 🤔

2: the pastor that give me
One hour preaching about thief
,I catch am today selling
Garri in my neighbour house 😎

2: our former president
Start with b
, New one start with t
Now the meaning is
(Baba turn 🏃)

3: me I go buy garri today ,I see my girl friend , because of her I buy
Two bags of rice
And two bags of yam
,na later I come no say na garri she come buy😭

4: follow me just press follow 🙏😁

13/10/2023

HILARIOUS 😂 LAUGHTER 😆 EVERY DAY😓 With Miga David

1.. Since everyone's mom🙍 is the best,then whose mom 🙍are those that wake up in the midnight to tie someone's destiny to a tree?💁💁💁

2..n if your wife👸 has two sim cards save them as Wife not wife 1 and wife 2 .....This message is brought to you by a hospitalized husband 😅😅😅😅

3.. Confusion🙆🙆 is when you steal meat 🍗from pot and you don't remember if you met the spoon up or down😆😆😆

4..The only way you can know your full speed limit is if you get chased by a dog 🐕
😂����😂😂😂😂 Mhen u will run pass yah house before u remember 😆😆😆

5..Village people attack💥💥 is when you hit a car 🏎️ and boom......four soldiers came out of the car😭😭😭😭

6.. I decided to give my dog 🐕 w**d to make him sharp🤔 and strong💪.......I have been running since morning🙆🙆🙆😅😅😅😅😅

7.. I just invented my own way of killing mosquito🤗🤗....... I'll pour hot sauce on the table the mosquito will think it's blood🤪🤪, the mosquito will now be looking for water😂😂😂........then when the mosquito starts drinking water I will now drown it😆😆😆
Don't laugh at my new invention oo😅😅

8.. 1 cup of rice 🍚contains 1055 grains of rice, if it is not complete 😏😏don't buy,it tommorow I'll count garri 😆😆😆😆Effect of w**d 🤒

9.. I can't wait to become a father🤴, I'll tell my son 🤵to "go and wear his slippers and before he comes I'll be gone" I must have my revenge😹😹😹

10.. Whenever I'm bored I call MTN customers care line and ask💁💁💁 why my phone 📱 isn't charging😁😁😁

11.. Am sure you didn't know you knew Kung Fu💪💪 until c**k roach ran all over your body😂😂😂😂

12. After we all lose a fight😔😔........we will now be thinking of sweet Kung Fu moves you could have used😆😆
This life Sh@

13. I was so surprised😳 when I went to withdraw money and the ATM said anything for your boy😅😅😅😅
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10/10/2023

7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼‍♀️😲🤪🧐😏.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you're mad.
😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼‍♀️😋😏

3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒

4..if you've ever been talkin💋 to yur self, 🧘but when someone looks at you, 🙄you pretend to be singing,😲 abeg you're pararelly mad.😉🤔😝😛😲🤷🏼‍♀️🤪😏

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember,🚶 then come back...sorry, ya mad.🤪🙆😜😛😝🙁🤭☝️😉🤔

6..Yur phone 🤳is at one percent, nepa bought light, but becuz of chat,🤳 u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh☝️..kai ahswear ya mad.😝😛😜🙆🤪🤭

7..You read all this but refused to react or Comment..🤷🏼‍♀️😏
ya madest..😂😂😂

10/10/2023

08/10/2023

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08/10/2023

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08/10/2023