Akaluo Abana DC

08/05/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

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It will cost you nothing to help a brother ❤️

02/04/2024

A pilot was told to transfer m@d pe0ple from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Everywhere was noisy. Later one of the m@d men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒

The m@d man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 A minutes later the m@d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The m@d man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted 🤣🤣🤣😂

19/03/2024

02/03/2024

WHEN YOU DIE, don't worry about your body... your relatives will do whatever is necessary according to their possibilities.
They will take your clothes off, wash you, dress you, take you out of your house and take you to your new address.
Many will come to your funeral to "say goodbye." Some will cancel commitments and even miss work to go to your funeral.
Your belongings, even what you didn't like to lend, will be sold, given away or burned.
Your keys, your tools, your books, your shoes, your clothes... And rest assured that the world will not stop crying for you. The economy will continue.
In your job, you will be replaced. Someone with the same or better capabilities will take your place.

Your assets will go to your heirs.... And do not doubt that you will continue to be cited, judged, questioned and criticized for the small and great things you did in life.

Your sincere friends will cry for a few hours or a few days, but then they will return to laughter.

The "friends" who pulled you to party will forget about you faster.

Someone else will sit on your couch and eat at your table.

The deep pain in your house will last a week, two, a month, two, a year, two... Then you will be added to the memories and then, your story is over.

It ended up among people, it ended up here, it ended up in this world.

In your new life you will only need your spirit. And the value you have accumulated here will be the only fortune you will have there.
That fortune is the only one you will take with you and it is amassed during the time you are here. When you live a life of love for others and peace with your neighbors, you are amassing your spiritual fortune.

That's why try to live fully and be happy while you're here because, From here you won't take what you have. You'll only take what you gave.

01/03/2024

Leap year comes every 4 years so does it mean that people Born on the 29th of Feb will only have there birthday ever 4 years 🤔

01/02/2024

Please who's wrong.
A married man that approached a lady or a lady that accepts a married man, knowing that he's married..

01/02/2024

This man is trying to save his father, and completely ignoring his wife and son, who are closer to him, smh. The mother represents life and the son is the future, however the grandfather represents the past! Because the man chooses to cling to his past he loses his life and future!💔

28/11/2023

At all cost, avoid speaking ill of your Ex, you once loved that person
Just remember all you have shared with the person in the past

27/11/2023

You left your husband because he was cheating.

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left.

With the kids.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough.

To meet up with the growing economic demands, you find a wealthy man. He is rich. You dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong, independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done. So you're dating a wealthy married man.
You are now a side chic.

Then, you begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them.

You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why. Maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed, life to live.

It doesn't make sense still.

So you call the married man when he is home, and he hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts.

You think of your consolation.

At least you had a husband who was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now, but he is married again to a younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once a while. The new wife is in charge now...

You connect on old times. You even had s*x.

He leaves to his house to his wife. You're now dating two married men. Both of them are cheating on their wives.

And then you say life wasn't fair to you.

As bad as this may sound, it happens. It is the reality of our time.

Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.

Don't leave ur peaceful abode (marriage) because he cheats.

It rains every where.

Advice!!!✍🏼

He who has ear 👂 should listen and learn a word is enough for the wise

20/11/2023

Cheating is a waste of time. Start business with your partner & save for your kids

There's no trophy in sleeping around

20/11/2023

Reflection

1. The one who has a lot of money but he has none
education, he will never enjoy the landscape even if he feels grown up.

2. He who only has knowledge but does not produce, he only sees a little of the landscape.

3. He who has knowledge and simultaneously produces, he has the best outlook.

4. He who has not cared to know and does not generate, he will never see anything that he could see.

Acquires knowledge and putting it into practice: that is the key to seeing the full landscape.

🎯🎯🎯

17/11/2023

What do you call this in football 😂

17/11/2023

3 touchpoints to remember when ASKING

1. Evaluate whether the argument is worth the breath you are giving it.
2. Don't think about trying to be right, but about solving the problem.
3. Don't raise your voice, raise your point of view.
🙏👏
The course has been rejected 🥂

14/11/2023

A FATHER TOLD HIS DAUGHTER, "CONGRATS ON YOUR GRADUATION. I BOUGHT YOU A CAR A WHILE BACK. I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT NOW. BEFORE I GIVE IT TO YOU, TAKE IT TO A CAR DEALER IN THE CITY AND SELL IT. SEE HOW MUCH THEY OFFER."

The girl came back to her father & said:
"They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop.

The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car.

The girl drove to the passionate car club.
She returned to her father after a few hours & told him,
"Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good
condition."
Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the
bottom of a cave. If you got big plans and a burning desire to live a life most people only dream about........You gotta do things differently. When people zig, you gotta zag.
When everyone else is digging for gold, you gotta sell the shovels.

Use your sense brotherly must I teach you everything

14/11/2023

Only 1 tribe in naija fit build this kind house and only one state in naija you fit see this kind house guess where it can be found 👌

15/09/2023

Key 🗝️🔐 to your happiness

15/09/2023

Zimbabwean dealer shocked after he discovers he has been married to a man after 2 months of marriage

15/09/2023

HABITS THAT TURN BOYS INTO MEN:

1. Responsibility:
Take responsibility for your actions & be accountable for your mistakes.

2. Respect:
Show respect for yourself & others, including those who are different from you.

3. Honesty:
Be honest in your words & actions.

4. Empathy:
Try to understand and relate to the feelings and experiences of others.

5. Self-control:
Practice selt-control and resist negative impulses.

6. Perseverance:
Keep working hard and don't give up, even when things get tough.

7. Initiative:
Take initiative and be proactive in your goals and responsibilities.

8. Time management:
Use your time wisely and efficiently.

9. Good communication:
Communicate clearly & effectively with others.

10. Problem-solving:
Use critical thinking and problem-solving skills to overcome challenges.

11. Resourcefulness:
Use your resources and skills effectively to get things done.

12. Independence:
Develop independence and self-reliance.

13. Interdependence:
Recognize the importance of teamwork and interdependence with others.

14. Creativity:
Use your creativity and imagination to come up with new ideas and Solutions.

15. Adaptability:
Be flexible & adaptable to change.

16. Leadership:
Develop leadership skills and the ability to inspire and guide others.

17. Emotional intelligence:
Develop your emotional intelligence and the ability to understand and manage your own emotions and those of others.

18. Confidence:
Believe in yourself and your abilities.

19. Courage:
Be brave and stand up for what you believe in.

20. Humility:
Be humble and open to learning and growth.

21. Gratitude:
Practice gratitude and appreciate what you have

12/09/2023

As I sit down to write this message, my heart is filled with nothing but love and admiration for you. There are no words that can fully express how much you mean to me, but I will try my best.

My dear, you are all that matters to me in this world. You are the reason I wake up every morning with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. You are the sunshine that brightens up my day and the stars that light up my night. You are the one who makes my life complete.

I want you to know that I love you beyond measure. My love for you knows no bounds and it will never fade away. I promise to cherish you every single day of my life and to make you feel loved and appreciated always.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met, both inside and out. Your kindness, compassion, and strength inspire me to be a better person every day. I am grateful for every moment we spend together, and I look forward to a lifetime of making beautiful memories with you.

Thank you for being my wife, my partner, and my best friend. I love you more than words can say, and I will continue to love you with all my heart, now and forever you will be mine

04/09/2023

My Dearest

As I sit here, overwhelmed by the sheer depth of my love for you, words cannot fully capture the emotions that fill my heart. From the very first moment our paths crossed, I knew that destiny had woven our souls together, creating a love that would stand the test of time.

You are the embodiment of beauty, both inside and out. Your smile radiates warmth and illuminates even the darkest of days. Your touch awakens a fire within me, igniting a passion that burns brighter with each passing day. In your embrace, I find solace, and in your eyes, I discover a world where love knows no bounds.

Every day spent by your side is a treasure, an adventure filled with endless joy and laughter. Your presence in my life has transformed the ordinary into extraordinary, and I am eternally grateful for the love you shower upon me. With you, every moment becomes a cherished memory, woven delicately into the tapestry of our shared journey.

In the face of life's challenges, you are my rock, my anchor. Your unwavering support and belief in me have given me the strength to overcome any obstacle. Your love has taught me the true meaning of perseverance and has inspired me to become the best version of myself.

I am constantly amazed by your kindness, compassion, and selflessness. You have a way of brightening the lives of everyone around you, effortlessly spreading love and joy. Your presence fills my world with boundless happiness, and I find myself falling deeper in love with you with each passing day.

Today, I want to reaffirm my commitment to you, my beloved wife. Together, we have built a love that is unbreakable, a love that withstands the tests of time. I promise to be your unwavering support, your confidant, and your partner in all of life's adventures. I promise to cherish and adore you, to celebrate your triumphs and lift you up in times of need.

My love for you knows no limits, and I am grateful beyond measure to have you by my side. You are my soulmate, my world

03/09/2023

My dear,

As I sit here and contemplate the words to express the depth of my love for you, I am overwhelmed by the magnitude of the emotions that fill my heart. You are my everything, the very essence of my existence, and every beat of my heart is a testimony of the love I have for you.

On this journey called life, we have weathered storms and enjoyed the warmth of countless sunsets together. Through thick and thin, you have been my rock, my guiding light and my comfort. Your unwavering support and unwavering faith in me have given me the strength to conquer the world and for that I will be eternally grateful.

No matter what trials we face, know that my love for you remains unwavering and unbreakable. You are the anchor that keeps me firm, the soft breeze that lifts my spirit and the fire that ignites my passion. Your love has the power to heal my wounds, calm my soul, and make the world a brighter place.

In your eyes I find the reflection of my dreams, my aspirations and my truest self. Your laughter is music to my ears and your smile is a beacon of joy that illuminates my path. With every touch, every tender hug, I am reminded of the pure beauty and tenderness that love brings to our lives.

Time may pass, the seasons may change, but my love for you will last forever. Through the ups and downs, the laughter and the tears, I promise to stand by your side, hold your hand and face the world together. You are my partner, my confidant and my best friend. With you I have found a love that surpasses all limits and defies all odds.

Words can only capture a fraction of what I truly feel for you, but know that my love is limitless, boundless and unconditional. You are the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and the reason I go to bed with a grateful heart. Thank you for being the extraordinary person in my life who completes me and makes my life a beautiful tapestry of love.

Forever and ever, I will cherish you, adore you, and love you

02/09/2023

Good morning, my dearest wife,

As the sun rises, filling the world with its gentle glow, my heart overflows with love for you. With each passing day, my affection for you deepens, and I am reminded of the incredible bond we share.

You are the light that brightens my mornings and the reason I wake up with a smile on my face. Your presence in my life is a constant source of joy, and I cherish every moment we spend together.

My love for you knows no bounds and is unwavering. It is a love that grows stronger with each passing day, overcoming any obstacle that may come our way. Nothing in this world can diminish the love I have for you, for it is pure and everlasting.

You are my rock, my confidante, and my best friend. Your unwavering support and understanding have been a pillar of strength in my life. I am grateful for your love and the happiness you bring into my world.

On this beautiful morning, I wanted to take a moment to remind you of the depth of my love for you. No matter what challenges we face, know that my love for you will remain constant and unchanging.

May this day be filled with warmth, laughter, and countless reasons to smile. As we embark on another day together, let us hold hands and walk side by side, knowing that our love is the most precious gift we have.

Good morning, my beloved wife, and remember that you are loved beyond measure.

Forever yours,
[Your Name]

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