Favcherie

06/12/2023

Akpa Njo abi Ikwikwi
Osim
Oh my gosh I'm screammming beaurri 😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂

26/11/2023

Our trending baby went to steal some honey but the result didn’t come out well.🥺🥺🥺

26/11/2023

Wahala dey o🤣

23/11/2023

Best pictures I've seen so far
😂😂😂😂😂

23/11/2023

Let's assume you woke up in the morning, ready for work and you move to where you parked your car and met it like this, what would be your reaction?

21/11/2023

🙄

20/11/2023

Thank God it is raining, Maths teacher will not be in school today

Meanwhile look at the maths teacher 👇

12/11/2023

30/10/2023

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23/10/2023

19 FOOTBALL RULES IN THE VILLAGE YOU MUST OBEY Or No Game For You...

Rules of football when we were kids

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9. No offsides.
10. There is no referee.
11. There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12. The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13. If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14. If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15. The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts .
17. 3 or 5 corner kicks in a row equal to a penalty.

18. There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!
19. Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.😂😂
Also....

A. 2 stones respresnt the goalposts.
B. It's always referred to as overstone when clear goal is not clean or it is called "high goal"

C. If the ball goes to hit an elderly person the ball is seized and all players must beg the elder by prostrating.

D. Head or tail when we toss the coin for which tea

22/10/2023

Happy Sunday guys ❤️❤️❤️
Lots and lots of love from me to you😘😘😘😘

20/10/2023

I was young, naive and stupid 😪

19/10/2023

Why is my own always different 😭😭😭
I'm heartbroken right now 😭😭😭
After everything it ended in tears 💔💔 💔😭😭 😭😭
😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭
😭
What did I do to deserve this
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 after all the love I have
for you
After all the care u decided to break my
heart 😓😢😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭💔💔💔💔😭😭
Love is wicked I hate hrt break
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭💔💔💔💖😭😭💔💔💔
What did I do to deserve this, is it bad to
fall in love, after all the promises u made
that u won't hurt
me😭😭😭💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔or is it
because you now know my secret?? 😭😭😭😭😭 Why
have you chosen to treat me this way🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I
was really ready for us to work, I tried all
I could to keep us going 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 this
isn't fair really
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 Really I'm not sure I can take this,
it's really too much for me to
bear😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this was not the
promises we made to each
other...😥😰😢😥😢😰😥😢😰😓😪😪😪😪😪
I don't think I can survive this hrt break
💔💔💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔
This woman wey dey sell garri close to my
house after all I told her about the love I
have for garri she still get mind travel
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amebo see as u focus dey read 🤣🤣🤣 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No mind ur business 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️
Una too like bad news 🤣 unah bye bye 🤸🤸🤸😋🥱
i dey my house come beat me🏃🏃🏃

18/10/2023

WHICH IS THE HERE?😁😳

BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.

BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.

RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.

YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.

POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?

YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.

EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 🙈🙉

OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 🤦🏻‍♂️

POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?😞

SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.

POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake ooo!!

SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 🙄

INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 💔🤣

SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 💁🏻‍♂️

BEANS: (laughs)

INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.

(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)

Then GARRI walks in ...🚶🚶

****Everywhere silent ****
😂😂😂

11/10/2023

U went to fetch fire wood in de bush and saw dis man smiling and coming toward ur direction
As brave as u re , what will u do??🤔

11/10/2023

Only this year chioma don born reach 6 times.. She be duck fowl?🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

10/10/2023

Una good morning o

03/10/2023

I still dey wait for my happy independence from my network providers and bank... Cause I don't understand, what's happening.

Who else noticed they have not sent us that text messages. Everywhere don red o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

02/10/2023

“We have spent over 12 million for Mohbad's mutuary bills.. It was surposed to be 14 million, but we were given a 2 million naira discount.” — Tontoh D**e reveals

Me:Not even upto a month in the motuary , una don spend 12Million ... Nigeria and cruise na , 5&6

02/10/2023

I thought we were seeking justice for Mohbad, what happened I never hear update for like 3 days abi una don tire

Okay o make we dey watch wuna🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

01/10/2023

Na independence day and some people wan run mad..... Na person wey benefit from Nigeria dey post

Anyways make wuna come carry una sister because she don dey look like Nigeria self🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

01/10/2023

“Why are you embarrassing me? I want a Range Rover not Lexus” - Nigerian lady says as she rejects her boyfriend’s proposal in public, says she doesn’t like Lexus

01/10/2023

Today is Sunday again
Una go carry una two left legs go church, go pray and ask for mercy but u go see my post like dis mana to react and comment go dey hard una, kwantinue o God is watching all of you 🤣🤣🤣, see everywhere don red 🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️ no be joke o

30/09/2023

Ladies do you know this man, have you met him online?
He works with Chevron abroad, from Enugu state, unfortunately his wife di ed during child birth leaving behind his beautiful daughter who leaves with his mom.

His mom is on him to remarry, and he has found his wife and a mother to his princess in me💓awwwwwh.

Suddenly his mom fell from udara tree and needs cash for surgery but due to the nature of his work, he can't transfer to Nigeria account, so as a soon to be wife, I am to send money to a certain account for his mom's treatment.

*Darlyn please do not allow my mom dieee, I promise to double the money when I return to Nigeria*

🤣😂onye mgbu!
Follow my page joor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

26/09/2023

Perez Medcare Hospital, the facility late singer Mo-hbad was rushed to in his final moments, claims he did not pass away in their care!

According to a statement released by them, Mohbad had passed away before getting to the hospital, and all efforts to bring him back to life proved futile.

They also clarified that the nurse who allegedly gave the singer an injection was not a staff of the hospital.

What do you think of this development?

📸: iammohbad (Instagram)

25/09/2023

The death of MOHBAD has helped reveal the organizational inefficiencies of many Record Label companies . Can I say there is no Record Label company in Nigeria as it stands now.

Years ago, when you enters a Record Label company, you will meet a secretary, and he/she will interview you before accepting a CD plate containing your songs which he/she will submit to the Director of the Record Label company. The director together with the marketer and other top bosses in the Record Label company will listen to your songs. If your songs got their attentions, they will invite you for one-on-one discussion and after that , they will give you a copy of the contract they have prepared for you. When you go through it and accept the terms and the conditions, you will sign it. Henceforth, you becomes a signee of that Record Label. Then they will redo your songs to their own standard and push your songs into the market .

But today, we hear about YBNL belonging to Olamide , but the address is not known and no one knows how an upcoming artist can submit his/her songs to the Record Label for considerations. Same thing to Marvin's Record belonging to Don Jazzy Marlians Record belonging to Naira Marley, Spaceship Records belonging to Burnaboy and DMW 2.0 belonging to Davido. How do they operates?

All the Record Labels mentioned above are operating like secret cülts with the exception of Marvin's Record which has a physical address but we have never one day heard that Marvin's Record auditioned for talented artists. Their modus operandi on how they scout and bring in talented artists into their Records Labels is not made public. If they are opened to the public and operating like a formal business entity, many people wouldn't be coming to my inbox to beg me to link them up to Olamide or Don Jazzy because they will go straight to their offices and submit their songs and then wait for the company's call up.

Look at what is happening to Naira Marley. I don't think he had any official

23/09/2023

Asking a mourning
Widow to submit her son for a DNA test is pure
Ev!l!- Mary Njoku.

22/09/2023

Ronaldo three months after he joined marlian record label 🤣🤣🤣🚶🚶🚶🚶

21/09/2023

“I think I’m even the person who caused all this wahala. If I didn’t take Mohbad to UK I don’t think all this could have started again. Because after Uk show, he got a show in Greece had a European tour and started having all this opportunities again. I feel so sad.

“I told him him we are going to London, get me your passport, I will get you your Visa we are doing UK tour. He was just panicking even when he came to London we were in one of the hotels, he started telling me that he is getting tthreats. Listen, I didn’t know this thing was this bad.

“When he told me he needed security, I told him what is security gonna do, you are in London. And he showed me something that was when I told him that as. Says Iyabo Ojo Husband

18/09/2023

I Was Living As An Outcast In My Home Why Marrying Alice - Paul Nwokocha Opens Up

'I decided to marry my new wife, Goodness, one month after my ex wife packed out of our matrimonial home because the Holy Bible said "Paul Nwokocha" should not be alone"

"I am still performing my duties to my children as their father, i didn't discard them, i cloth them, pay their school fees and feed them, i also pay the rent of the house they live.

"My ex wife, Alice stopped giving me food not minding that i give her money for the running of the house every month, I was living as an outcast in my home" Gospel artist Paul Nwokocha.

Me:You left a beautiful woman to marry paint, a month is now enough to meet someone, court the person and marry the person, Weldon oga on top u are doing well, just be open to tell us that she has been your side chicala no dey beat around bush🙄🙄🙄 you won't die if you say the truth but wetin me self come know I move 🚶🚶🚶 till we hear from Lolo's side of the matter Sha, till then.

16/09/2023

How mohbad was killed by his childhood friend, primeboy.

Mohbad had a friction, with his childhood friend, in the course of the exchange he was triggered to punch him and his friend hit him back in retaliation, after some hours, he was restless and complained that he was feeling excruciating pain where he was hit by his friend that he couldn't move the hand properly.

in the same vein the hand started swelling and he was wriggling in excruciating pain and his friends made a call to a nurse to attend to him and after the nurse gave him injection the pain did not subside they made contacts to his family and his family were of the view that they will need a native intervention to bring his situation to a calm but his friends still ferried him to the hospital,it was at the hospital he gave up the ghost.

It was said that mohbad's childhood friend had a strong link with naira marley.

Favcherie

15/09/2023

Is this how you pay me back after 10 years

Mohbad baby mama mourn him🤧💔

15/09/2023

Look at Zinolessky BEFORE and AFTER he joined Naira Marley's label record.

Make una help this one to ooo he is also going through a lot in silence,you people should not let him die like mohbad🤧

10/09/2023

H❤️appy❤️ Sunday lovelies

02/09/2023

Mom: Favour!!
Me: Mummy, you are calling me
Mom:Yes I'm calling you mama egwuregwu (mother of play), take this money from me, go and buy me Omo, maggi, onions and pepper, did you hear me?
Me: yes i did
Mom: oya hold your ears, I said buy me Omo, maggi, onions and pepper, repeat after me
Me:Omo, maggi, onions and pepper
Mom:(Spats on the ground) now listen you must be back here before this saliva dries off
Me: Mommy you said Omo,maggi, onions and pepper
Mom: Exactly, oya run! run!! run!!! Come back quick o
Me:Omo, maggi, onions and pepper
Omo, maggi, onions and pepperBetter lifestyleBerryNiece
Me:👇

01/09/2023

I used to tap marital bliss from this two because I sensed their marriage is a peaceful one and out of social media but boom I was wrong 😭, they've divorced reasons best known to them. Hey God I untapped mbok my tapping is untapped.

I want to ask Sha no be say I be amebo o, why is it that celebrities and divorce na 5 and 6?🤔🤔Views and IssuesBêyi comediesUbani DreamsonBetter lifestyleJ boy NifkissOgochukwu fashion houseNelly's kichenUncle FreemanTvBerryNieceHome of HopeZurum PageFirstGist MediaKiki GloriaQueen Nelson’s pageMariz Mattila

01/09/2023

Thank you all for 300 followers, thank you for your engagements on my posts, thank you all for the encouragements, I appreciate let's keep growing. 🙏🙏🙏❤️Views and IssuesBêyi comediesUbani DreamsonBetter lifestyleJ boy NifkissNelly's kichenMariz MattilaOgochukwu fashion Zurum PageBerryNieceUncle FreemanTvHome of HopeKiki GloriaQueen Nelson’s pageFirstGist Media