04/10/2023
🤭 Rib's Crâcker 🤣
1. Imagine person wey tell me say love na sçam dey do wedding on Saturday...
What a wickëd world 🥲😩😂😂
2. No matter how smäll it is, learn how to use it to satisfy your Wïfe...
I mean your salary bros 🙄😂😂
3. My neighbour’s daughter is pregnänt, I’m leaving that house cuz that girl can lïe ehn 🚶♀️🙄😂
4. I can’t forget the day a Yahoö boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is =>
S= Success
C= Comes
A= as
M= Miracle
😳😂😂🙆
5. Welcome to Nigeria, where someone will lost his phone of 70k, and be like
“it’s not the phone that is painïng me, but my sim çard” 😩.
Bros are you OK at all ? Sim çard of how much ? 🙄😂😂
6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;
I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲
Too much caring no go kïll me one day 🤭😂😂
7. I can’t believe that I’m related to Bill Gates 🤭...
His mother and my mother are both MOTHERS 😳😇😂😂🏃♀️
8. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 🥲😂
9. When they say study Maths, you deny.
See you now you’re pregnänt because you’re unable to calculate your perïod 🙄😒😂
Precious I no mention your name oo 😕😂
10. Imagine dating a girl who can break sugarcane with her legs 😩🙆😂
You already know what I’m to say... if you know you know 😕😂😂
11. It is only in Nigeria you will hear “Madam please, How much is that Hundred Naira Bread” this country sef 🤭😂😂
12. No matter the amount of gunshøt firëd in the market, an Igbo man must close his shop before rünning äway. 🏃♀️😂😂
13. Welcome to Nigeria whereby when you dodge your mum släp, she go say “you don join cultïst” abi 😏😳😂😂
14. Work hard and get møney, make your child no go dey dial *606 # 🙄😂😂
If you don’t get it, forget about it 🤭😂
15. Dearie, why are you always ignoring me 😥, even after I made you smile, you just Read and leave 😟... Abi I no dey try 🙏💔 I pray God touches your heart this pls follow me biko
