Sir Yommie Films

06/12/2022

You just have to be OBIdient in this life

22/09/2022

17/08/2022

Testing my babalawo skillz

17/08/2022

Why I go toast u last week and u dey reply me today 😂😂😂

11/08/2022

Inspirational quote abt balloon

10/08/2022

When u dey drag babe with the MC

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18/08/2021

I no sabi toast again ooo🙆
I don 4get my lines

22/07/2021

Manage ko, manager ni 😂😂😂😂

02/05/2021

Could this be you?
Is a short clip that tells the sacrifice we make for others not minding whether it could be reciprocated or not.

Two friends had no money. The mother of one of them is sick,not knowing what to do, he called his friend for assistance, the good friend sold his phone to get drugs for a woman that is not his biological mom, just so she could get better.

How many of us can be like the good friend?

18/03/2021

27/02/2021

Are you planning to have a pre-wedding shoot?
If Yes, Sir Yommie Films g*t you covered

But these cases are different 😝😝😝😝

26/12/2020

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*Announcement*

*Special Dinner Party For All Honourable Members.*
*Just To Thank You For The Time*
*We Have Been Together In The house*.
*All drinks and food on me*
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*Date :- 26th December 2020*

*Time: - 7:30pm.*

*Dress code: smart casual.*

*Venue: - 世界上有太多的人在挨饿*

*Make sure you don't miss it*...

Happy new year in advance 😁😁
*Sir Yommie*

18/09/2020

*LIVING IN LAGOS WITHOUT KNOWING LAGOS.*

1 *Ojota*
Ojota used to be a military settlement in the late 18th century and soldiers practised their shooting there. The area had several gun firing spots and became known as *“Oju Ota”* in Yoruba which means “Bullet spots”. It later metamorphosed into Ojota which it is called now.

2. *Abule Egba*
This area is on the outskirts of Lagos and got its name from the early settlers who were Egba people from Abeokuta. The area was first called *“Abule awon egba”* in Yoruba, which means “Village of Egba people”. It later became “Abule Egba”.

3. *Apongbon*
Apongbon is one of Lagos’ most popular markets, and it’s also quite close to the popular Oke-Arin market. It got its name from the then acting governor of the Lagos colony, William McCoskry, who had a Red Beard. The Yorubas who couldn’t pronounce the colonial governor’s name decided to describe him by his red beard and started calling him *“Oyinbo to pon ni agbon”* (Apon l'agbon) meaning a red-bearded man. It later became Apongbon.

4. *Magodo*
Magodo is now a posh area, but in the past, it used to be sacred land. The residents had a lot of taboos and one of them was to avoid using mortars and pestles, *“Ma gun odo”* which means “Don’t pound it”. It later became Magodo

5. *Epetedo*
Epe is named after the early settlers who were Epe traders. The area became dominated by the Epes and they still trade there until today.

6. *Ebute-Metta*
Ebute-Metta is one of the earliest harbour docks where British ships berthed at. It was a hub for trade and commerce in colonial times. Ebute-Metta is a fusion of the words “Ebute” which means the seaside in Yoruba, and “Metta” which means three. The three shores are Iddo, Otto and Oko baba.

7. *Broad street*
Broad street used to be one of the longest and widest streets in the city. It got its name from its broadness. However, Broad Street was later changed to Yakubu Gowon Street but later changed back to Broad street when Gowon was accused of participating the coup that led to the death of Murtala Ramat Mohammed.

8. *Agidingbi*
The British Naval forces invaded Lagos in 1885 under the pretext of stopping slavery and human sacrifice. The noise their canon made was really loud, and the sound was heard round the streets of Lagos Island. The people described the sound as *“A gidi n gbinnn”.* Which means a loud groundbreaking noise. The name Agidingbi was borne out of this.

9. *Victoria Island*
Victoria Island was also a major hub for commerce and British ships berthed there often. It’s named after Queen Victoria of England who was Queen from 1837-1901.

10. *Ikeja*
Ikeja, the capital of Lagos, is actually an abbreviation for *“Ikorodu and Epe Joint Administration”*, IKEJA. It was coined by the colonial masters for ease of administration.”

22/08/2020

Person wey get too much money for bank no dey make mouth

16/08/2020

Question of the day?
Are people mad in Lagos
😂😂😂😂😂

27/05/2020

You went to your girlfriend's house for just a visit, she left to buy soft drink for you while you are sitting in the room her Echolac box fell down and as you are putting the clothes back into the box you saw this echi with your name and her name written on it.

As a man, wetin you go 🔥

23/05/2020

This is an opportunity of becoming a star actor...

T&C applies

19/05/2020

Aunty finally lost her relationship of 3years because of a car front seat.

Aunty has been dating this uncle since February 2016. Last week Friday, uncle took aunty to his village to get her introduced to his maternal relatives as they would be doing their traditional marriage next two months(July).

The following day, as they were set to go, along with uncle's mother and immediate younger brother, aunty hurriedly entered the front seat as she saw uncle's mother going towards that direction.

The woman said she wanted to sit at the front to enable her use the seat belt...aunty turned to deaf and dumb. Uncle tried using signs to communicate to her but she couldn't get the signs. He later pleaded on behalf of his mother and aunty bluntly refused. He became angry and cancelled the journey.

Now he is back to the city and has brought all the traditional marriage preparations to a halt.

Since then, aunty has been begging, Uncle said she should move on
The mother said not when she is still alive will her son marry aunty.

Now, who is to be blamed?

12/05/2020

Because she's my girlfriend, it doesn't mean you can't chat or flirt with her, bro if you asked her out or invite her over and she agrees, fix her and buy her what she need then go out with her ,
Only then she'll know what her intensions are with you, if things go further? So be it just be the boyfriend I couldn't be
Because if I was the boyfriend she really wanted
She wouldn't flirt or come over to you while she has a boyfriend
Gone are those days we fight over a girl
You can only keep a woman who wants to kept..

12/05/2020

Abeg make una help me calculate wen we go get light for my area

08/05/2020

If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public.
Please put it on speaker, I need to hear both sides of your story.

07/05/2020

Sumtin jst happened right now👄👄👄

18/04/2020

You and your family will not walk Away from the grace and love of God, You will not walk away from under the shadow of Almighty, anything that will want to entice /induce you from God will be shredded by the power of Almighty, your place in God will not be taken by another, you will constantly abide in the presence of God, all the days of your life in Jesus mighty name good evening valued one

04/02/2020

29/01/2020

29/01/2020

29/01/2020

Why would a girl who claim to love you send you
::::: Boxers and expect iPhone
::::: A tie and expect Brazilian hair?
::::: Singlet and expect iPAD
::::: Cufflinks and expect designers shoes & bags
::::: Nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner @ KFC
::::: Pay her school fees and she is on her period three times a month
Yet we preach gender equality....

As a result of d observable injustice and inequlity. Τhe Boyfriends Association of Africa (BAA) in its 20th annual general meeting held yesterday at d Federal secretariat Abuja, has concluded, that it should be on a Trade by Barter (TB) basis.

Hence, the format for this feb 14th will be:
A singlet= Brassier.
A boxers= Pant (G- string, throng or Patanla).
A roll on= Perfume.
Cufflinks= Rubber band to tie her hair.
If she shows up at ur door empty handed, switch off your cable, tune to NTA for her to watch.
If she gives u flowers, give her mango leaf (after all,d two are gotten from trees).
If she come for a dinner without money, take her to night vigil.

The above statement has been signed by d president of d association and forwarded to all concerned bodies, especially to the senate committee on relationship and conflict resolution as our exchange rate this Feb., 14th.
We in honour of d above resolution, hereby suspend our lingering three weeks strike and use the opportunity to urge our loving girlfriends to prepare for d lovers day.

Signed: Chairman BAA!

Abeg make wu na help me laugh o...
If e too pain dem make dem go turn woman!!!
Abeg no 4get to like my page
Sir Yommie Films

25/12/2019

Last night after having a drink too many, Omooba Yomi aka Sir Yommie G (Omuti jati jati) left the party quitely and left his car behind because he knew drunk driving was dangerous. He took a taxi.
From the party his friends phoned him and asked "Where have you gone?"
He replied that having drank a bit too much he left his car behind and took a taxi home.
His friends shouted:
"But the party is in your house... which house did you go?"
Merry Xmas and happy New year holidays in adv...
To whom it may concern, *drink responsibly !*