Archangel Michael, my Paraclete, the helper.

19/03/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.

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28/12/2023

Jesus Christ was celebrating Christmas with some group of psychologists.

27/12/2023

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26/11/2023

FIVE TYPES OF WOMEN WHO CAN'T MAINTAIN A MARRIAGE

1: The Most Beautiful Women
-It takes holyspirit only to make a beautiful woman to be in a marriage.
-They are on high demand
-Many beautiful ladies are still single, and you keep wondering what is keeping them
-They use their beauty as a capital for money making
2:. The Most Educated Women
-A woman having a degree, masters, PhD to have to stay in a marriage, its the grace of God.
-Their qualifications makes them independent.
-Visit offices in the companies, most high ranked women and rich are single, divorced.
3: WOMEN FROM RICH FAMILIES
-Women raised under rich families find it difficult to get married because they want same environment they grew up with it a marriage.
-They want no on to advise them
4: The Most Anointed Women Of God
- Most women with the calling of God have no husbands ,either divorced
-No time to do house works
-No time to care for their husbands
-Their husbands can't advise them because they only listen from the holyspirit.
You will find a man with a phd goes to the village and marries a grade 5 woman,what is he looking for ??? Because that is the one that would understand and respect him better.
Speaking in tongues will never make you a wife, only a submissive woman will stay in a marriage and not the beauty and the like.
I know you will oppose this message, but read it again and again before you oppose it
5. Drunkards or clubbing women.. most men don't want to settledown with these kind of women but if they are to go for a one night stand, they will.. thats how some of these girls have kids that they dont even know who the father is.. just for hit and run.

25/11/2023

Be mindful and genuine while dealing with others.

17/09/2023

15 PROMISES FOR THOSE WHO PRAY THE ROSARY

1. Whoever shall faithfully serve me by the recitation of the Rosary, shall receive powerful graces.

2. I promise my special protection and the greatest graces to all those who shall recite the Rosary.

3. The Rosary shall be a powerful armor against hell, it will destroy vice, decrease sin, and defeat heresies.

4. It will cause virtue and good works to flourish; it will obtain for souls the abundant mercy of God; it will withdraw the hearts of people from the love of the world and its vanities, and will lift them to the desire of eternal things. Oh, that souls would sanctify themselves by this means.

5. The soul which recommends itself to me by the recitation of the Rosary, shall not perish.

6. Whoever shall recite the Rosary devoutly, applying Himself to the consideration of its Sacred Mysteries shall never be conquered by misfortune. God will not chastise Him in His justice, he shall not perish by an unprovided death; if he be just, he shall remain in the grace of God, and become worthy of eternal life.

7. Whoever shall have a true devotion for the Rosary shall not die without the Sacraments of the Church.

8. Those who are faithful to recite the Rosary shall have during their life and at their death the light of God and the plentitude of His graces; at the moment of death they shall participate in the merits of the Saints in Paradise.

9. I shall deliver from purgatory those who have been devoted to the Rosary.

10. The faithful children of the Rosary shall merit a high degree of glory in Heaven.

11. You shall obtain all you ask of me by the recitation of the Rosary.

12. All those who propagate the Holy Rosary shall be aided by me in their necessities.

13. I have obtained from my Divine Son that all the advocates of the Rosary shall have for intercessors the entire celestial court during their life and at the hour of death.

14. All who recite the Rosary are my children, and brothers and sisters of my only Son,

13/08/2023

*Bishop Albert DONGMO before his death said:*

✍️- When I think of the depth of the grave and the quantity of soil that will be thrown on me, there is no need to harm a brother;

✍️- When I think of the darkness that invades the grave after closing it, there is no need to hurt a neighbour;

✍️- When I think of the heat in the ground and the amount of water during the rains in this grave, I will not harm my neighbour

✍️- When I think that I will be alone abandoned by all, I prefer to enjoy communion while I am alive

✍️- If I were to be reborn to start over, I wouldn't make mistakes in my actions.

😇 After a long meditation, I understood that everything is vanity on earth. May God help us to cultivate humility and love of neighbour, because vanity only produces vanity, though; all is vanity. Let us always remember that we are equal but difference.

Act with conscience.

31/07/2023

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.
Everyone

31/07/2023

Enjoy life today, because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is never promised.

31/07/2023

What a reality!!! Retired MD of a bank after 5 years of retirement came to a branch in his city to collect money. All those working in the bank are new. He introduces himself as the former MD of that bank. On being introduced, an officer offers him tea and curiously asks, "How is your day going after the opportunity?" The former MD said, “The first 2/1 year felt very bad. It was hard to adjust to the new situation. Now I understand, after the game of claim is over, the king and the soldier are put in the same box. Position, post, title, honor-showkat are all temporary. People's love is permanent, which has to be achieved by good behavior. Time explains the account of whose life! We want to understand this truth while we have time, don't we?
All your endeavors and actions....let there be love please.

30/07/2023

Apart from "no condition is permanent"Which other po0r man proverb do you know?😎😎😎😎

22/07/2023

Hon. Nwafor Richard Marvelous
Fellow him and get back his follow... And equally benefit give away tomorrow..... Follow his page for trends .... Correct information.... News.

16/07/2023

16/07/2023

I can't keep quiet about this o... If it had gone the other way, RIP attached to my children's photo would have been louder than this.

I've heard of casualties as a result of fallen ceiling fan, but no one saw this coming.
Last night at about 11:15pm. Right before me and hubbys eyes, this fan that was rolling fell without any fault, sound or sign.

How Almighty God arranged these kids and pushed them to one corner despite their "sleeping gymnastic skills". How neither me nor hubby chose to sit by that spot which we do most times.
Neither the sharp blade nor the Heavy Engine touched them.

See how they kept changing positions just within the period I took these shots. They could have rolled to the point where the fan fell. The spinning fan could have sliced the boy's feet. So many "what Ifs".

Once again, Our shield and our buckler stepped in.
Abeg share in our joy.
Ami ndi Owo Jesus ake yangade ( I am that person that was saved by Jesus)

Notice how peacefully they slept through it all, changing positions here and there, unaware of the battles the enemy put up against them. Na Baba God run am!!! 💪💪💪

(c) Yvonne Stanley
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12/06/2023

It's impossible to remain angry at someone you truly love. Anger lasting for more than 3 days indicates that you are not in love.

04/06/2023

Just concluded our first meeting of the Progressives Governors’ Forum with Mr. President, His Excellency, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, at the Council Chambers, Presidential Villa, Abuja.

31/05/2023

10 Deep Psychology And Philosophy Quotes From "Carl Jung"

1. "The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you."

2. "If a man knows more than others, he becomes lonely."

3. "Everything that irritates us about others can lead to an understanding of ourselves."

4. "Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research."

5. "You are what you do, not what you say you'll do."

6. "Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darkness of other people."

7. "Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate."

8. "Be grateful for your difficulties and challenges, for they hold blessings.

In fact... Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for healthy personal growth, individuation, and self-actualization."

9. "Everyone you meet knows something you don't know but need to know. Learn from them."

10. “I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”

15/05/2023

Popular veteran Nollywood actor, Obinna Nwafor, also known as Saint Obi has passed on to rest in God his creator.

A report had it that he passed away after a protracted illness at the age of 57 on Sunday, May 7, 2023, in Jos, Plateau State.

May God's perpetual light shine upon you now and forever More. Amen 🙏 X20

15/05/2023

God bless this set of people on Jesus name. Amen 🙏 X20 thanks.

17/04/2023

Never dare God !!!! I repeat
The Titanic boat ⛵️ owner said: not even God can sink
this boat ′′ and you know what happened?" The boat ⛵ sank immediately

Marilyn Monroe said: I don't need JESUS, 3 days later she was found dead.

A mother said to her daughter, God be with you.
Ironically she replied, ′′ in the trunk. by
That she meant here doesn't fit ′′ on the trip there was an
accident where all the young people who went died
and the trunk stayed intact... Dad told his
Son, may God protect you, and the son said my friends will protect me more than God, when He was returning from
his work a stray bullet killed him.. where the
friends could not protect him...

A boy went to a church started peeing on the cross saying there is no GOD the next day he lost his arms, and confess

A man got this message and deleted it saying what!! God doesn’t exist, the man suffers for 8 years, another man Got this message and share it to many people as possible he was promoted in his Job.

GOD opens doors that no one can close through
this message. And if you don't need GOD ignore this message and don't spread it...

This message aims to turn around the
world, the president of Argentina received it and
ignored and at 8 days his son died.

This message is sacred and miraculous.

Share this message to 5 different Facebook groups And type Amen in 5 days you will receive a surprise. Don't ignore
!!! A blessing will comes to you in the form of a house, marriage or financially. Don't break it or ask questions, this is a test. Is GOD the first in your life? If so, leave what you're doing and write amen and share in 5 different Facebook groups for this miracle.

10/12/2022

Married in school single at home.
In the mist of my friends whose mentality has been reconfigured with psychological variations I asked whether my parochial observation that students are married in school but single at home is true they warmly echoed yes without hesitation.
I asked again, whose fault, the students or the cause of nature?
They said the students. I reckoned and said it isn’t fair though you will understand better at the hearing of the Genesis of each students' stories.
After serval deliberation, I recommended that we should not judge, we should condemn wrong doings but we should never condom anyone.

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04/12/2022

We facilitate with the prince Ken as he celebrates his birthday today. We say may God bless your new age. Happy glorious birthday from us Archangel Michael de psychologists.

21/11/2022

Archangels And The Forces Which They Do Battle Against Are As Follows:

1. St. Michael - First Defender of God's Dominion and authority. It is in St. Michael's powerful aid that we must rely upon to defend ourselves against the assaults of atheism as expressed in Marxism and in the materialistic secularism.

2. St. Gabriel - God's Special Messenger. He renews our hope in the Lord Jesus as the fulfillment of humanity's search for meaning against nihilism, depriving life of all essence of it very existence.

3. St. Raphael - Mankind's Special Guide to Heaven. He constantly guides us to our everyday journey here on earth towards the place of true happiness - which is the home of our Heavenly Father. Humanity is presently afflicted with the greediness of people for power and wealth expressed by monopolistic capitalism over the powerless.

4. St. Uriel - Archangel of Divine Justice. He reminds us of the last judgement of God, wherein every man will have to account for everything he has done here on earth. He is likewise God sent to defend those who are suffering from injustice in any form especially racism.

5. St. Sealtiel, Archangel of Adoration - He leads us away from hedonism that spawns prostitution, drug abuse, abortion and murder, and guides us in purifying and transforming purity of mind and heart.

6. St. Jhudiel - Archangel of God's Merciful Love. He helps us see God's mercy, love and peace in order to overcome communism. He shows us how to conquer evil with good and to forgive those who have wronged us.

7. St. Barachiel - Provider and Guardian of God's Children. He speaks of God's Fatherly love for us in providing for all the needs of our soul and body. He comes to show mankind that we, too, should strive hard to earn our daily bread and be not a slave of the fatalistic attitude or fatalism.

Source: Novena to St. Michael and the Archangels by Msgr. Josefino S. Ramirez.