Warri Rebel Page

22/04/2024

If your husband's friend is cheating on his wife, your husband also is.

If your husband's friend is a bachelor who's also a womanizer, your husband is definitely cheating on you.

If you see them at a party with other girls, especially if they take a picture of the venue they're at, one of the girls na your husband share for the night. They are showing the venue to throw you off and make you feel safe.

09/04/2024

Wetin Phyna wan show us for reality TV? What makes her think she has enough content and is entertaining enough for people to tune in and watch her.

Big brother knew we're still recovering from Mercy and Ike and spared us from Phyna.

07/04/2024

07/04/2024

I've never been embarrassed about a song until now. Like, I cringed listening to it. It sounded like a project of two teens who decided to try their hands at music. It's not a song you listen to on repeat. Once is enough to traumatize you for life.

The title and cover art is also very deceiving. I definitely wasn't expecting "men are crayzy but I still want one in my bed" for a song that depicted them playing men like chess.

Simi's opening is so bad. Her voice didn't do what needed to be done. I think it would have slightly better if Tiwa did the opening but maybe it would have even worse. Idk. Tiwa's verse was also bad. The only part I liked was when she said "men are ****" because it's facts. They really are.

Simi and Tiwa have spent so many years in the music industry to drop this type of song. It's embarassing.

Please don't do it again.

04/04/2024

A bad bish is a bad bish.

Mug sitting pretty.

Nails did!

Mommy of Lagos is mommying!!!! We stan and restan!

Oh Bobrisky, you'll forever be famous.

04/04/2024

I've just reached 300 followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one of you. 🙏🤗🎉

04/04/2024

You people need to start having deep discussions with your fathers because why did this man driving a Honda CRV that was manufactured before I was born try to toast me?

Like He stopped that 30+ car and wanted me to enter. I no understand?

21/02/2024

?????
I don't understand?

08/02/2024

*bombastic side eye*

07/02/2024

Please how do I place bets on today's match without downloading a betting app?

E too sure me say SA go win and I need to chop people money.

07/02/2024

If I see your skin looking ashy during harmattan season, I'm judging you.

07/02/2024

Even AI understands marriage age women really fast because what happened to the yansh?

06/02/2024

I'm someone who normally leaves 50 naira change if there is no change instead of wasting my time waiting. If it's a Keke, I tell the person beside me to pay 100 naira but I've noticed recently that some people pretend to not have change even when they do.

This evening, I entered a Keke and paid 500 to collect 350 change. The driver gave me 300 and then said I should leave the 50 naira for him.

It just pi**ed me off. Just like that?

I told him to look for my complete change and give to me. He insisted there is no change.

I told him to go down and ask his colleagues, He said they won't give him change.

I told him okay give me 400 and leave the 50 naira. He said fuel is cost.

He then tried making jokes asking if I can't leave 50 naira for him as a "big mommy" but all the "joke" did was p**s me off the more so I ignored him and waited for him to give me my complete 350 change.

When He saw I wasn't leaving, He reached up to the place they sometimes store rolled up money and gave me my 350.

Make I leave 50 naira for you as big mommy. You no know where your mama sister dey?

06/02/2024

When SA win the AFCON which is a day before Valentine and ruin the mood for relationship people.

I shall be there. I plaster.

06/02/2024

Badly want SA to win AFCON so Nigerian men go into a spiral 🙏🏼

06/02/2024

The best way to be with an urhobo man is by being his sidechic. That way, He won't bring his misogyny to you. That's reserved for his wife.

06/02/2024

Putting a price on s*x makes a woman a loose woman but doing it for free doesn't make her?

06/02/2024

I can't believe Tiwa is 44. Growing up, I had this picture of how 44 years old women were supposed to look

Really Old.

It also didn't help they the women around me (street, church, market places) were wives and mothers who focused more on family than on themselves so they looked old.

And a 44 year old women being divorced or unmarried? Never heard of it.

Seeing 40+ women now not giving a hoot about societal expectations from them and living their lives the way they want to gives me such joy. They don't care about marriages and are boldly declaring their child free stance is so refreshing to see.

40+ baddies have taken over.

05/02/2024

Abs gotten from hard labor >>> abs gotten from the gym.

05/02/2024

GOAT behavior. No be delay is not denial wey dem still deny 3 times like Peter deny Jesus even though He pack him tribe go show so dem go join am arrange chair.

05/02/2024

😂😂

05/02/2024

Make him wife sef divorce him 🤷

04/02/2024

I no go plaster ke? Dem go feel it!

04/02/2024

Grammy una 💀

04/02/2024

Dating a guitarist just so He can play with my cl*t like his guitar🙏🏼

04/02/2024

😂😂😂😂
Lmao. God abeg 🤣🤣

04/02/2024

Our declaration verse today and this week in Church was psalm 1:3 which says "He shall be like a tree planted by the river side which bears fruit in due season and its tree never withers. Whatever He does shall prosper" and everyone declared to themselves.

I told my sister that while it's a good prayer, the Psalm also tells you the things we must do for this to apply to us in Chapter 1 and 2 which says:

"Blessed is the man who walks not in the counsel of the wicked or stand with sinners of sit with scoffers but his delight is in the word of God and upon that word He meditates day and night" before the verse 3 which talks about the blessings that comes with obeying this.

To get God's blessings, you have to work and walk with God.

04/02/2024

Catholic problems...Make I go shave 🙏🏼

04/02/2024

I can't speak for others but I wasn't. When God kicked lucifer out of heaven, I followed him and landed on earth.

03/02/2024

Obiyo and Vocalist in the same sentence is like Yakubu Mahmood and sincerity in the same sentence.

People go just dey lie.