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12/02/2024

How to avoid SUDDEN DEATH during SÈX (Advice to MEN)..

Please beware of these KILLER COMMANDS. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them.

(1) HARDER! HARDER!!
(2) JACK IT MAN!
(3) HIT IT DEEP!
(4) FASTER, FASTER!
(5) DON'T STOP!
(6) I AM YOUR PALLIATIVE, LOOT ME
(7) SHIFT MY WOMB
(8) IT'S YOUR OWN, SCATTER IT
(9) NA THERE EMMA, NA THERE
(10) HOLD MY NECK, BEND IT.

You see en, WOMEN'S WORK is always WORK IN PROGRESS. You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don't try to be a HERO BRO. Don't DIE in ACTIVE SERVICE of your MOTHERLAND because when you think you are CU***NG, you might be actually GOING. There's more to life than SÈX, whereas you won't be h***y forever. Trust me, after your SUDDEN DEATH, someone else will continue the WORK.

A WORD is enough for the WISE. I just say let me throw this UPDATE. 💯🙏👑

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01/02/2024

S*x is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for S*x, there must be no timetable for s*x. Be creative, don't be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband plans.
Don't have too many children, you wanna sell them ? Allow your husband to check in and out anytime.
When a man is s*xually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, s*x is food !!!

As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life. Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate.
You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder....Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes. Do not be too outspoken, know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.

Love your husband with all your heart, never tell him, if not because of my children, remember you've known him before the arrival of those children.
Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back.... mwahhhhhh, don't be too holy to kiss in the public. He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic too, it is good for the heart. Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, proof them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him. Don't look 50 while you're still under 40, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.

To men:
Do not take a woman who does all these for granted!
Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman! God bless you and your marriages.

31/01/2024

Bob Marley was so right when he said.....💚🌿

“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect—you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.”
🙏👏

16/11/2023

No difference between person wey Dey COMA and person wey use school fees play SPORTYBET.

Their chances of survival nah 50-50.

Never ask them for a drop of water, it will soon rain.
16/11/2023

Never ask them for a drop of water, it will soon rain.

14/11/2023

How much is your house rent🤔?
I'll choose randomly

I want to help 10 people beg their landlords to hold on for them .I believe they will listen to me.

10/11/2023

Biology says that after s*xual in*******se, about 200 to 300 million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to swim upwards within the track to meet with the o**m, out of the 200 million that are deposited only 300 to 500 actually reach the site (others get tired on the way because is not an easy race) and of the 300 that manage to reach the o**m (egg), only one fertilised the egg and in this case the winning one is YOU.

Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without your eyes and your legs you WON, you ran a race without your education and you WON, you ran without certificate and you WON, you ran without help and you WON, what makes you think you will Lose now?

Now that you have both eyes and legs, now that you have the knowledge of God's word, now that you have plans, visions and dreams, beloved you didn't give up on day one, so you can't give up now, giving up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, take it as a challenge and always remember that you WON from womb.

You will win this your present battle in Jesus name.

Apply this science and be hopeful. . The origin of life itself is the survival of the fittest

01/11/2023

Never
say all i wanted was s£x,
Because s£x is all U offered me.
Did U try giving me money,cars,land and i refused? 😏💯🤣😲🙄

01/11/2023

Reason why some people are poor is that they think everything is scam.
Invest 2 chickens 🐥🐥 now and get 2 cow 🐄🐄 here
🙄🙄🙄

31/10/2023

I hate it when they advertise pampers and they will show baby butts, but when they advertise pads they will show a girl running, are pads use for jogging..

28/10/2023

Keep bleaching, when judgement day come and ur face is not matching with the one in the Angel's laptop 💻 u go explain tire🙄😂

27/10/2023

Pls patronize me,i repair broken relationship,fix heartbreak 💔,sell boyfriend and girlfriend,
Swapping is also available🙄😔✅

22/10/2023

I love u more than you think More than you know and I will never get tired of loving you. but I don't have money,Reply as woman💁

22/10/2023

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you
in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra,
she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is
like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A
loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates
you fully despite the size of your problem. what
kind of a friend are you to me? P***s, condom,
bra or va**na friend?
Do u know that the p***s is the greatest breakfast
ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom
head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which
provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy
and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good
manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during
performance 3. It is polite, it bows after
performing.
Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them
happy and proud of themselves. 1. Ka*****ra
says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself
offers the other one. And that was the origin of
"buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P"
Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked.
After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no
one helps you once you're fu**ed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got fu**ed to achieve it.
5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to
make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not
his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
results matter.
✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and
educate someone else.

13/10/2023

PEOPLE BORN ON OCTOBER
ARE NOT NORMAL
TAKE NIGERIA AS
EXAMPLE

12/10/2023

She tell me say her helper say make she come hotel
Me wey my helper be gay nko.
Shey we no go kill helper like this?

11/10/2023

Next time I'll enter plane if we get to the sky I'll open a back door and jump into heaven God will be suprise to see me🥴😎😅

11/10/2023

School na scam, school na scam. If dem remove voice note from WhatsApp can you chat? 🙊😹

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