15/10/2022
Oya Stóp Cryíng And Láugh😂😂
1) My Friend Told Me how Her Bóyfriend do Máltreat her, So I told her To Bréakup with him; she went to póst "No Mónkey Can Séparate Us!"🙆😭😭
2) Have This Never Bóthered You Before??, That Only In Nigeria Fílms, you'll see Chéese Balls and Yále Bread Nylóns In their Evíl Fórests, Now the Question is : WHO SÓLD IT FOR THEM??!!😂😂😂😂
3) A Boy found on the Flóor, and went to the Pólice to réport it!.
POLÍCE:, You're truly an Exámple Of An Hónest Cítizen!!❤, So where's the Móney??
BOY: Which Móney??, I dey cráze??!!... I only Came here to Dédicate a Song for the Owner of the Móney...Please Sómeone should joín me to sing "My Hélper oo, My hélper!!" 😂😂😂😂
4) When Vísiting a Zóo,
Américan: Woow, The Monkéys' Cúte!
Nigeria :Emeka, see your Pápa!!😂😂
5) Who else notíced that Viju Milk Cóver, looks like Céle's Cap 😂😂
6) You won't Bélieve God wants to Púnish you For the way You've been Líving your Life,....Not until You're pássing With Your Mom in the Cámpus, and A Phármacist shóuted "Cústomer, this One that you didn't Buy ÇD this Sémester, hope All the Gírls are still álive?!!🙆🙆😂😂
7)Chánging Pósitions is just uséless, you'll still put it in the Same Hóle, Keep the Phóne one place, let it chárge😂😂😋
8) During Biology Class;
TEACHER: Class, Do you all Know we Came From the Family Of Apés??
FÁVOR: Never!!, My Mom told Me that We came from the Family of Adám!!
TEACHER: Then you have a Very Illíterate Mom!!, Because Even My Smárt Fámily Knows We All Cáme From Apés!
FÁVOR: That's Where Your own Family Cáme From!!; Please teách Us What The Other Families Are!!!🙆🙆😂😂😂
If No one Cáres to Make you Smile, just know that I do🥺, Why not just ádd me As your Fríend🙏😥🥺
Hope I have Made your Blessed Sóul Brightened😥😢
You wanna Be My Best Friénd?🙈😥😢🥺
Cutie can I Just get a Fríend réquest From you, Please I'm bégging, just a Friend Réquest🙏🥺😭