Dammie love

29/01/2023

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16/08/2022

That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text

01/08/2022

Your enemies said you won't Laugh, Let's really Shock them now 😂😂😂

1.You got her pregnant and you say it was an accident, bros biko when did ur s***m start attending driving school☺😂😂
2. . I created a female FB account today and chatted my dad, he told me he is single and had no kid
Papa why😂
3. Have you noticed that your brain speaks more English than your mouth?👭
4. Assuming the 12 Disciple were selected from Nigeria which state is Judas from?
Mine: Oyo 🚶🚶
5. Ladies! Stop mocking prostitutes if u're dating 2 or more guys. The difference is u're in a private sector while they're in public
Please guys is this no be true?
6. Love will just make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth , breakup and see how ugly the idiot is, Babes I hope we are together.👰👰
7. Some boys will wake up 2am to p*e and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep" Mumu man, Who are You Deceiving???👀
8. Do you ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to Hang up so you can continue using your phone???
If yes, You are evil with passion.
9. Hausa songs are always in hurry..That makes me wonder if the artist is using a stolen guitar"
10. Nigerian parents be like "remind me to buy u cane bfor we go home" Am I mad?"
11. 1...I'm selling chicken and goats at a cheap prices,if you're interested please come at night cos people in my village don't like my success
12.*TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?*
*AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.*
13... The guy barbing my hair just had a call from his girlfriend and they broke up now now...you need to see the way I look now

Dearie, I have really really made you laugh

God mightily and greatly put smiles on your face as you join for more jokes 🙏👆

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01/08/2022

W**d

28/07/2022

Only broke girls date more than one guy, every cheating girl is a hungry Bae 😜
Don't argue with me.
I'm not your mate! 🤣🤣

19/07/2022

Message to the Boys🥺❤❤❤🥺🏆❤🥺🏆

When she looks at your lips🥺❤ kiss her❤😘

When she ignores you❤🥺Give her attention🥺❤

When she is mad❤😭Tease her and make her Laugh🥺❤

When you hurt her❤😭Apologise❤😩

When she cries😭Hold her hand and tell her that u love her and kiss her forehead🥺❤🔥

When she pulls away❤😒Hold her back❤😭

Don't cheat on her🥺❤🏆

Love her more than she loves you🥺❤😭!

When she is scared❤😭Protect her🥺❤

Always be on her side🥺❤😭

When she is walking , sneak and back hug her🥺❤

When she says Its over❤😭Dont believe her she is just hurt❤😭until she repeat it many times🥺❤😭

When she lays her head on your chest,kiss her forehead🥺❤🔥

When she is bored,Cuddle with her🥺❤🔥🥂

When she tells you her secret keep them untold🥺❤😭🤦🏻‍♂️

When she tells you about her ex,She wants you to do better🥺❤😭

Be her brother and her friend🥺❤🔥

When she start shouting at you ,close her mouth with a kiss🥺❤🚀

When she is craving For a kiss,give her a baby kiss❤🤗she will beg for more🥺❤🚀!

When she shares this,she wants you to read it,🥺❤🚀🔥

🥺❤🚀we're talking about girls 🥺❤🔥!

They don't deserve to be hurt🥺❤😭

17/07/2022

😂😂😂😜😂😂😀😀
I was sweeping this morning when my neighbor was passing and singing a song using the Rhythm of the Christian song *Prayer is the key* . he sang;
Yahoo is the key
Yahoo is the key
Yahoo is the master key
Ni**as started with Laptop
And end up with millions
Yahoo is the master key
I just smiled and replied in the same rhythm..
Prison is their home
Prison is their home
Prison is their permanent home
Ni**as started with Laptop
And end up in prison
Prison is their permanent home
Since morning he has been looking at me with one corner eye .
People of God, I do bad thing????
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16/07/2022

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I've always been ashamed of my small d*ck🍆, 😔 I'v dated my girlfriend for a year but I never touched her because I thought she might dump me after discovering that I have a tiny d*ck🍆 .

So yesterday, I gathered enough courage and invited her over to my house around 7pm.

We got to my room and I switched the lights off because I never wanted her to see anything..

While she sat on my bed, I took my clothes off and went closer to her, I took her hand and made her touch my d*ck🍆 then she said "But baby you know I don't smoke cigarette"🤷‍♀️

😭😭💔😂😅 AM AN UPCOMING COMEDIAN
God bless those who read, COMMENT, Like And FOLLOW this page For More🤙💌🔥💖
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Dammie LoveDammie LoveDammie Love

15/07/2022

Fear pidgin oo😏😏
Oya lets compare it with English
English: If they work at night 🌃, Theo might get lost
Pidgin:If they waka for nyt 🌃, THEOPHILUS (Theo-phi-lus)

English: It will take a while before dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote (dan-go-tee)

English: Jonson started it
Pidgin: Na Johnson Statham

English: It's Ramsey that knows her
Pidgin: Na Ramsey noah

English: Are you videoing it?
Pidgin: You davido am?

English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: Olamide badoo

English: How do you know?
Pidgin: How you tekno

English:He might know
Pidgin: He phyno

English: I thought he's a girl but he's a boy
Pidgin:I think say na girl, burnaboy

English: it's David that backed it
Pidgin:Na david backham

English: Their belly
Pidgin:Dembele

English: John is weak
Pidgin:John wick

English: Roberto's cars get lost
Pidgin: Roberto Carlos

English: He went too see Linda
Pidgin:He go cylinder

English: I don't care
Pidgin:I Nokia

English: How did you know that i told him to knock your head
Pidgin: How you tekno say itel am make in Nokia head🤣🤣🤣
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10/07/2022

KITCHEN ANTHEM😂😂
Arise o kitchen pots
We children want to eat
Prepare us rice and stew
And help us fry plantain
The meat on top must not be small
And make sure it's so sweet
And add maggi and salt
Some curry,thyme and nutmeg
We can't wait to eat
KITCHEN PLEDGE
I pledge to my kitchen,my best place
To be cooking,boilingand frying.
To serve my stomach the best of meals
To defend the meat and fishes
And uphold our spicy and aroma
So help me pot.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣add up. Dammie LDammie LoveDammie Love

10/07/2022

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✂️ As you have taken your time to scrow down ❤💛
👑 💎 God will bless you and your family
👑 💎 You will never lack
👑 💎 You will live and not die
👑 💎 God will bless you with your dream car
👑 💎 God will bless your marriage
👑 💎 God will give you your dream job ❤🙏
Dammie LoveDammie LoveDammie Love

10/07/2022

ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:
1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start

6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming.
Don't forget to add up 😶
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
10. Dem come ask for vigilante money
11. Month don end for Lesson teacher
12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?
13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter
14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding
15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..
16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...
17a. Buy them credit
17b. Buy them data
18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights
19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..
20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays
21. How much be the salary sef..
I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.
How man no go get High BP..
On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..
dem go still give you instruction..
*"HONEY HARDER"*
My brothers in the house, let's take it easy......our lives matters because in the end, the f00lish ones will adore only the mothers.
With or without us, life will continue.
GOD Bless and be with all Men!

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10/07/2022

SOME GIRLS THINK DEM WISE😂😅😆😁😄

I was taking a lovely walk👫 with my bae yesterday evening 💏😘💞
And suddenly a Certain guy stopped with his BMW car🚖 and started calling my girlfriend😏

She wanted to say No✋but I allowed her to go and see why she was being called😊..
After she reached where the car🚗 was
They started chatting🗨️, laughing and I couldn't hear👂 what the conversation was all about plus I was busy waiting for her😏

She got inside the car🚖 then I walked to them And asked " joyce what are you doing''🤷🏿‍♂️
Let's go😒🚶‍♂️
She smiled☺️ and said "Latimo" my brother just go home I'll find you😮"

I was Shocked to be called "Brother" by my own Girlfriend😳🙆🏽‍♂️
Then I thought for a while and came up with an idea..🤔

I also smiled😊
And said "But sister you haven't taken your HIV drugs💊😂
And it's afternoon already😋
Remember what the doctor said that your HIV is chronic oooo😏😂😅😆😁".
Immediately she was kicked out of the car😀😁😂
I hate nonsense 💪

God bless that beautiful person that will laugh and kindly follow my profile, for more hilarious jokes and memes (Touch the name below)
👇👇👇👇
Dammie LoveDammie LoveDammie Love

10/07/2022

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08/07/2022

Group Examination 😂😂😂

1. You neva took a cell phone to school (5marks)📱

2. You neva made noise in class(5marks)🔊🔊

3. You neva spoke pigin in school (5marks)🗣️

4.You neva missed a class purposely (5marks)🧘

6. You neva insulted some1 (5marks)🖕🖐️

8. You neva lied (5marks)🙍

9. You neva h@ted a staff (5marks)👳😡😠

10. You neva copied an assignment from someone (5marks)👀👀✍️

11. You neva tried to escaped from any punishment (5mrks)🏃🏃🏃

12. You neva went late for any class (5marks) 🚶🚶

13. You neva pretended u were sick just to dodge a class (5marks)

14. You neva slept wen a class is going on (5marks) 🧖

Wat did u get ??🤷😂😂😂

I still don't know why you ain't following my profile yet oo
those who are following the profile are already testifying,I pray God touches your heart to follow me for more.

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May God continue Dammie Love you as you do Dammie LoveDammie Love

07/07/2022

6 years in primary school

3 years in Junior High school

3 year in senior High school

4 years in university

2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my people

1 year of youth service and u will finally get a job of N20,000

While somebody will just shout "skiborobo skibo" and be making millions and his friends will reply "is yung john d wicked producer" an be making millions as well.

And you think the person that introduced education will make heaven......🤔

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven...

That one that introduced "examination" should not bother coming near heaven

Shebi you see that one that invented "mathematics"?🤔

Hmm make I no talk first😠🚶🏽‍♂️

07/07/2022

God will make a way

09/06/2022

This one everyone is posting jesus,
Abi dem Don blow trumpet wey I no hear

29/05/2022

Don't trust your self
Just trust Baba God