Mr PF

11/09/2023

Best way to propose to a lady, carry her on a boat to the middle of the sea and you now ask
Ifeoma, will you marry me
Or you leave my boat

30/07/2023

05/05/2023

A graduate in zoology was having difficulties in finding job......
He saw an advert in one of the daily news paper for a job at a zoo.
At the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which has been a tourists attraction has died, so they needed someone to dress and disguise as a gorilla since they have not been able to afford a new gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed but since the salary was very okay and attractive, he accepted the job offer On the first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, started jumping up and down, beating his chest while roaring like a gorilla.........
The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage untill he found himself starring at a lion , the lion roared and started moving towards him. The scared graduate forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human being "help! help!! help!!!".,,
The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered onto one of his ear; Kenny ... it's me "EDU" your course mate, no fear, guy no work for these country,....., Infact you see that crocodile wey dey inside that water ?, Na Micheal our class rep be that.

Chai! Pray for zoologist in Nigeria 😆 🤣 😂

21/04/2023

Mouth wey hail you today fit laugh you tomorrow.

15/04/2023

Are you attracted to people with BAD BOY OR BAD GIRL VIBES? Are you sexually aroused by gangsters, cultists and serial killers? You may have - a psychological problem where someone is sexually attracted to people who commit crime.

& ....

11/04/2023

Happy birthday boss Obi Cubana . More grace and happiness. It’s lifestyle . Congratulations sir

11/04/2023

Give yourself time, think about your life and always know that you are the one to help yourself, change starts from you.

10/04/2023

Mark Zuckerberg’s wife didn’t do gender reveal , she didn’t snap belly bump pictures, she just went to the hospital and give birth to a billionaire. But you that your husband is owing loan app people is planning a baby shower.

09/04/2023

Christ never risen finish, all hotel don full .
Nawaoo,

09/04/2023

Happy Easter my people ❤️❤️

02/04/2023

I want to speak to someone who is in a draining relationship this morning...

You are in a relationship with someone who thinks they are doing you a favor by dating you....

You struggle to make them happy...

Their expectations of you are as high as Mount Kilimanjaro but their accountability to you is as low as your government's transparency.

They don't respect you, they look down on you, and make you feel less of a human...

You feel abused emotionally and you are just hanging on in that relationship to prove yourself...

Beloved, you need to shift your focus....

Be in the relationship but be in it for YOURSELF...

I won't tell you to break up now because if you do, you will walk out damaged...
But I will tell you to stay a bit but focus on yourself... Recover your self worth and walk away with high shoulders.

Stop walking away lost, confused and damaged. Be INTENTIONAL. There are many damaged people out there, don't add to the statistics.
Don't walk away when you are drained.... Take a break, let them do the chasing... Get full again... Then set the standards yourself.

Get your power back - and let them do the chasing. That's a new way to heal.

Do you understand?

01/04/2023

E get the kind ya*sh you go carry as a woman, e go hard you to find true love 😏😏
🚶

29/03/2023

What if Goliath had dogded the stone David threw... 😂😂😂

24/03/2023

Open It, Open It Wide, I Will Do It Small Small And Gently,
Brushing Children Teeth Is Very Stressful .🤣😂

23/03/2023

The way my English is improving eehh...

I sometimes almost probably perhaps maybe, but couldn't can't. 🚶🚶🚶

19/03/2023

“Happy Mother’s Day to me for biologically providing the chemical that…” - Bovi
Happy Mother’s Day to all fathers too😃

19/03/2023

Just Imagine toasting a girl in a wedding ceremony and ur mum walk in & say put dis food for lylon na our dinner

18/03/2023

Wait ooo is Nigeria 🇳🇬
Also called abroad in
Other countries 🤣... I want to hear from you guys 🤔🤔🤔

17/03/2023

You're a blessing to your boyfriend and your dad is poor 🤣🤣.

Talk another thing joor oloshi

16/03/2023

During our time , nothing like feeding bottles. They go just block your nose . Na you go decide between akamu and death

15/03/2023

Long distance relationship 😸

15/03/2023

I remember 2 years ago i was so damn broke i couldn't even afford a T shirt

But look at me today... I never chop since morning 😅

14/03/2023

I cannot marriage a guy that is not education, bcoz I'm graduation with Master holdings

12/03/2023

I opened female Facebook account and I chatted my Dad and he's telling me he is single, he doesn't have kids
Alumelu 😂😂 umunwoke

11/03/2023

If your girlfriend is not making you angry
She is fake🧐
Real girlfriend acts like evil spirit 💯 😹😹

11/03/2023

Real men will buy gifts, take you on vacation and send you money always without asking for anything 🧐. That man is your papa not me 😂😂

10/03/2023

You're inside a Bus and Suddenly the Driver Shouted!! Am tired of this Life, on the Highway, Reply as a Passenger😂

07/03/2023

Whenever she is not around, add small water to her cream and shake it very well. Things are very costly now
😀😀

06/03/2023

Eat or pass? 😁🥳🥳