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01/08/2022

Something funny happened yesterday.

I was scrolling on my Facebook News feed when I saw a post of a guy who just graduated from Secondary School. I checked his profile and was elated to see he lives in my region; Osogbo.

So I decided to send him a message and introduce him to a business that I do and he could do since he's now an O' level graduate and we live in the same location.

On Messanger:

Me: Hi bro

Guy: Hi

Me: How are you doing?

Guy: I'm doing good brr. Wbu?

Me: Me too bruv. And congrats on your graduation.

Guy: Yes bruh. Thanks a lot.

Me: You live at Osogbo right?

Guy: Yes bruh. You?

Me: Me too. After graduation... What do you intend to do?

Guy: Resume my place of work.

Me: Oh what work is that?

Guy: Engineering.

Me: You just started? Right?

Guy: Nah. For a while.

Me: I actually have something for you.

Guy: What's that brr?

Me: Would you be interested in Network Marketing?

Guy: Never heard of it. But what's it about?

Me: Just wanted to introduce you to a business opportunity actually. "Network Marketing" I don't know if you've heard about it.
First, we teach you some skills that you can use to earn online. Skills like, Digital marketing, Graphics and design (simple and complex), programming & Tech, Social media marketing, and so on. (For free)
On the online aspect. We work as Freelancers. Where we receive jobs from foreign buyers and get paid after delivering the orders.
The skills you are taught determines what you'll do online.
We make use of some Freelance platforms. (I'll mention them).
Our offline aspect is Network Marketing. Our company is "NEOLIFE." And our organisation is "FHG." (Faith Heroic Organisation). Our business is actually 2 in 1.. Online and Offline.
Everything will be explained and demonstrated to you when you come to our office.
In our business, Youths are making it the most.
Secondary school graduates, 0' level, A' level are making things happen.
And this is one of the easiest ways to earn as a youth. Without having to struggle much. High paying gigs and all.

Guy: Thanks.

Me: Will you try to come?

Guy: Yeah

Me: Can you make it tomorrow? PowerLine junction. You can call me on the line: 090*******

Guy: Yes, I will.

Me: In the morning. 9:00am. Office opens.

Guy: No problem. Ur address?

Me: PowerLine Junction.

Guy: And Ur company's name?

Me: Company's name is NEOLIFE. While Organisation's name is FHG.

Guy: PO box?

Me: (In mah mind: U wan dey use me play nih?) Just use the Address. I'll be at the junction waiting when you call me.

Guy: Eeya. U dis people ehn.

Me: Which peóple?

Guy: U don't have sense. U wan kidnap u dey do like mumu.

Me: The best response you could have given is "not interested."

Guy: Do I resemble a beggar? Work for ya sef. I'm better off on my own. U think I'm stupid? We are in Nigeria together same mentality. Use sense next time abeg.

Me: Wait calm down. And lemme tell you something.

Guy: Okay what?

Me: I don't and will never indulge in scam... If you check well, I have my personality both offline and online. And I think I did wrong thinking you're worth it.
Lol, how funny you think I'm trying to kidnap you. But I understand your mentality.
Instead of insulting, you could have been polite and reject the offer, Coz I meant no harm. Be calming down bro. It's okay if you ain't interested. So just wanted to clear some air.

Guy: Nice meeting u. Doesn't change the fact ion know u. No one's to be trusted brr sorry for being like that. Playing safe. Either way nice memes I like 'em a lot.😊😸😸😸

Me: So you read my memes and still think like this😂😂
I would have blocked you but I won't... Instead Emma make a joke off it.
Still doesn't make sense with your response, it's really a turn off. U no no me u don already conclude say I be kidnapper. Doings🙌 Good night.

Guy: Oya nah brr Sorry. No where's safe. No be my fault abeg no vex.

Me: You really did insult the wrong person😅

Guy: Yes bro I did. Hope u have forgiven me.

Me: Lol, no probs but I'mma post about this... The mentality we use in approaching somethings... is really affecting our well being. Na so u go just loose your destiny helper bah?😕

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31/07/2022

Cynthia prepared some vegetable soup for herself and Thomas, her husband, after returning from church.

When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

Thomas: Where did you get the vegetables from?

Cynthia: I got it from Mr. David's garden.

Thomas: What?! How am I to know that he didn't poison the vegetables?

Cynthia: I have an idea.

(She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.)

Cynthia: See? The food isn't poisoned.

Thomas: OK. Let's eat then.

(After eating, their maid came crying.)

Cynthia: What happened?

MAID: Our dog is dead.

Thomas: What? The food is poisoned! (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a Confession!

Cynthia: What?

Thomas: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have sēx in my room.

Cynthia: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you.

Cynthia: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have.

Thomas: OK.

Cynthia: The two children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's children.

(Immediately, the Gateman came in)

Gateman: Boss The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologise for k!lling the dog.😕

26/07/2022

My Wife and I had a fight today and she threw the wedding ring out of the window and went to her room.

I ran to where the ring fell, and picked it.

Then I went out to buy her something to eat. I took it to the room and apologized.

She accepted my apology and regretted her actions, then she went searching for the ring.

She spent two hours looking for it in the yard under the full sun while the ring was in my pocket.😊

I waited for the third hour then I went there, gave it to her and said I found it three hours ago.

That's how another fight started.😕

24/07/2022

GIRL: What do you do for a living?

ME: I'm an investor, dealer and an analyser. I analyse, invest and deal in home and away investments of high risk and returns. I also partake in businesses of over 1.5, 2.5, 3.5 across countries like England, Spain, Italy, Germany, France, and others.

GIRL: Awwn I love you!

"Only if she knew I was talking about Bet9ja."😕

21/07/2022

I remember back in secondary school.

My friend was sleeping in class so I took his phone and changed my contact name to his Father's name.

Then I texted him.

"Son I won 300 million on lottery and I bought 5 tickets for the family, so come home right now, we are leaving the country."

He threw his books in the middle of the period and raised a middle finger to the principal, and said;

"I'm done with your rubbish school sir! You crāzy old man!"

Before I could rush to him and tell him it was a prank, he had already ran out of the class, running home.

To cut the story short, it's been 11years now and he haven't still forgiven me.😕

18/07/2022

A Millionaire diēd and his lawyer meets with his family for the reading of the will.

"To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million." the attorney reads.

"To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million."

"And finally," the lawyer concludes, "to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!"😕

16/07/2022

A mad man was standing near a Chemist shop when Thomas walked in complaining to the chemist saying,

''Doctor, my head is aching me seriously since 2 days now....."

IMMEDIATELY, the mad man entered and said, ''I know how you feel''.

Thomas was astonished, he glanced at the chemist who was also dumbfounded and he replied to the madman saying, ''explain''

The mad man said: ''Sometimes it will be as if ten men are druming on ur head?"

Thomas said: Yes, that's true!!

Mad man: And it will be as if your head want to fall down?

Thomas: Yes!! You are right.

Mad man: And you'll be seeing things double double.

Thomas Yes! Yes!!... You're correct.

Mad man: And sometimes you'll be seeing things in a different perspective?

Thomas: My God!.. That's true.

Mad man: When u see fire it will turn to river and if u see dumb site it will turn to paradise in ur eyes.

Thomas: Jesus!... That's absolutely correct. But how come u know all these things?

Mad man: Na so my own take start.🙂

Thomas: (faints)😱😂

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09/07/2022

Armed robbers attacked a man and his wife at their house to rob them. After the rob, they decided to shoot and kill them.

When they were about to pull the trigger and shoot, the gang leader told them to wait a minute. He then said:

GANG LEADER: Let me know the name of my victims before I kill them, what's your name? (he asked the woman)

WOMAN: I'm called Rebecca.

GANG LEADER: Rebecca? Oh you bear my mum's name, I can't kill you because my mum is called Rebecca.

He then turned to the man with the gun and said;

GANG LEADER: And you, what's your name?

MAN: I'm Augustine, but my friends call me Rebecca😕

05/07/2022

[Na fiction ooo just in case]

When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from poverty. Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said, "Daddy Stephen, God is set to bless you!"

My mum jumped up and shouted excitedly, "Amen!!!"

My dad was excited too. The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad's head and prayed for him. As our pastor turned to climb the alter, God told him something. He stopped, looked at my dad and said, "Daddy Stephen, you bought a new car last week?"

"Yes sir." my dad responded with much surprise on his face.

Then our pastor said, "God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my life."

I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key and gave to our pastor.

After about 5 minutes, my dad stood up, went outside the church, he didn't even wait till the end of the service. I could see him boarding an Okada going home. "He must be very worried." I reasoned in utter fear and confusion.

After a while, he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car back to the house. I was so stunned at what I was seeing.

When I asked him why he acted that way he said, "Steve, use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and NOT the CAR." 🚙 💨😳

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03/07/2022

I had to open one eye in church when I heard one girl praying to God to increase her Facebook likes😲

05/06/2022

New page of Stephen Oladiji.

Here comes a new growth to Stardom.🌟

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