Vicky fundz

07/02/2024

NAMES OF GIRLS TO AVOID BEFORE VALENTINE DAY 🙃
1. Precious
1. Precious again x2
1. Precious again against x3
1. Amaka
2. Deborah
3. Blessing
4. Chidinma
5. Favour
6. Jennifer
7. Esther
8. Faith
9. Joy
10. Mercy
11. Gloria
12. Queen
13. Sarah
14. Vivian
15. Jessica
16. Princess
17. Ella
18. Ada
19. Cynthia
20. Gift
21. Anne
22. Hannah
23. Helen
24. Peace
25. Stella
26. Precious(compulsory 😂)
27. Emmanuella
28. Praise
29. Rose
30. Ruth
31. Comfort
32. Patience
33. Angel
34. Sarah
35. Victoria
36. Naomi
37. Cynthia
38. Lilian
39. Abigail
40. Khendy
41. Jemimah
42. Dorcas
43. wendy
44. Dorathy
45. Oluchi
46. Winnie
47.juliet
48. Beauty ×4
And please note still fear precious
If e pain you, come and beat me, I dey my house 🏚

07/08/2023

Woman world cup
England vs Nigeria

10/07/2023

Set of mad
Nigerians 🤣

17/05/2023

God always give his best to those who leave the choice for him
Good day famz😘❤❤

05/05/2023

https://chat.whatsapp.com/G109E0j5QkG2T5di6GGnEz

WhatsApp Group Invite

05/05/2023

We are going live again guys just drop the name of the movie u want

05/05/2023

Movie time

29/04/2023

We can finally post voicenotes 🥺😂

▶︎●─────────0:20
Some people will tap play

29/04/2023

Imagine laughing with yur Crush😘
Boom 💥 loud 📢 Mess komot
From yur yanch 🙊🙈
😹😹

29/04/2023

𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲
𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲.

𝐉𝐎𝐁𝐒
𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲, 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥.

𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊
𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝.

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒
𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲

18/03/2023

BIG TESTIMONY!

😬😬😬😬😬😬

During the testimony session in church service; The 16-years old Pastor's daughter stood up and said....

"Praise the Lord!"
Everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She continued: "since the age of 13, I've been experiencing serious pain and bleeding every month and it was unbearable. At times it would last for 3-5 days.

But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Solomon in his house, the monthly pains and blood flow have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more bleeding. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier.
And I'm believing God to perfect my healing as we have started to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord". 😳

The whole church was silent!
Brother Solomon fainted behind the piano.
The mother was like "who do me?"🙆🏻.

Abeg put smile on someone's face today.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😄😄??😅

18/03/2023

Wahala, Dey..ooh🙆🙆 I Don Die 🙆😭😭😭

This morning my dad gave me 100 naira to polish his shoe dat he wants to wear to work, but i needed money to buy airtime, so i quickly went inside my room and use my vasline to polish d shoe.🙈😌😌

Wen my dad came out to wear d shoe he was happy becoz of d way it was shinning so he said to me🙈
Dad: dis aboki really polished dis shoe well oo🤗
Me: yes dad(I smiled)😊
Dad: ok, tell ur mum dat i have gone to work🥰
Me: ok, farewell dad(I was happy)😋😋

It was in d evening & i was in my room watching tv wen i heard my dad's thick voice calling out my name
Dad: Emeka🙄🙄
Me: yes dad!😳
Dad: go outside and take a good look at d shoe i asked u to polish 4 me dis morning!😏

Wen i got there i could not even recognize d shoe any more😳..🙈it was as if the shoe was a "Dust Magneter" 😆😆d shoe was completely covered with dust, i quickly went back inside😔

Dad: wat did u use in polishing dat shoe🙄🙄
😔I had nothing else to say, so i just told him d truth.. 😞
Me: my vasline🤦🏾‍♂️🙏
Dad: wat happened to d money i gave to u🙁
Me: i i i....(stammering)😶😐
Dad: u w
at?!🙄😡😡
Me: i used it to buy airtime😓
Dad: airtime 2 do wat☹️☹️
Me: 2 come online🤨🙏
Dad: ok,😏 u knw wat will happen nw, u will go back online and narrate this story☹️ and the number of likes u get is d number of days u won't eat in dis house😕nd d number of comments u have is the number of strokes u get.😡😡

Abeg 🙏 make una no like nd comment plenty.
My dad is watching 😭😭😭😭

18/03/2023

A mad man saw a brand new car 4x4 car parked in front of a house.

He said "wow the owner of this car is very dump😒
Simple 4x4 he cannot solve....😉
he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16.

The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new....😍
The mad man did it again...🙆

The owner was so angry this time that when he finished spraying he ordered them to Write 4x4=16.......😜

This time the mad man came around. looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and mark it correct....🙆
😂😂😂😂

18/03/2023

Mike : Hi dear.
Dora :- 👋🏽
Mike : How are you .??
Dora :- 😊👍🏽
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora :- 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora :- 👌🏽
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora :- ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- 💄💅🏽
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u.😂😂😂🥴

18/03/2023

I was about to sign a Company Contract when my wife called! 🙄🙄🙄

WIFE: Woooooow! Darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this.

ME: Ok pls I will call you back, I'm about to receive a contract of $20 million.

WIFE: Darling, that is good news but this one is very urgent please come home now, please it's VERY URGENT.

ME: But I'm about to...

WIFE: PLEASE JUST COME HOME BABY TRUST ME.

ME: Em.. Please my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Please grant me permission to go
and come back quick.

Company: Well, if you leave, I'm afraid we may have to cancel the contract.

I weighed the options and decided that
my home is more important than any contract.

So after few minutes I rushed home.

ME: (Seriously sweating) Honey, why this urgent surprise, when I was about to sign a contract worth $20 million?

WIFE: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.

ME: Are you pregnant again?

WIFE: You already know that am pregnant honey, this is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have stopped you from signing your contract.

ME: Wow, so what's the surprise?

WIFE: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, you know we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us!
That Big rat that always disturbed us in the kitchen is finally
dead, I called you to come and remove it. You know I hate touching rats!🐀🙆‍♀️🤨😬😬😬
Anyway, to cut the story short..... If you want to see her, come to UTH hospital, ward 5 🚙🚶🏥 Nonsense! 😂😁😂😂

09/03/2023

MARK ZUCKERBERG the owner of FACEBOOK still introduces himself as MARK to people.
If he was a Nigerian; an IGBO MAN precisely, he would have changed his name to:

Chief engineer Architect programmer Mark Chukwuebuka Zuckerberg (Bsc, Hod, Mac, V.c, PhD, Ksm, NTA, GCFR, HIV, NBA, PTA
Eze gburugburu 1 of Facebook
Eti okwe eri okwe 1 of Instagram
Eze ngwori 1 of Malaysia
Odogwu WhatsApp 1 na London
Ome na dollar na Europe
Nwa anoayoeze osi ka ocheeche 🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣

09/03/2023

I used to be someone's loml but now I blow bubbles and fight crime😎

09/03/2023

7 days make a week
But 7_0 make Man u fans weak
😂🤣🤣🤣😂

09/03/2023

Wetin belong to ceaser don enter my hand

I don seize am 😒😒

09/03/2023

Dear singles I dey sell chairs oh
Incase you want to settle down🤧

Send a message to learn more

14/01/2023

Enough of the s*x story,
Let's talk about the bible now
But wait oh! how did Solomon
Knack 1000 Women 😳🤔

14/01/2023

09/01/2023

♥️
and lovers zone

08/01/2023

Roses are red
Violet's are blue
But look at u
U belong in the zoo
I'll be there too
Outside the Cage
Laughing at u😹😸

Send this to ur first @

08/01/2023

If u dey do pos person come forget naira 💵💵💵💵💵. for you table as a Christian what Will u do
Me, i will return it because I am a good Christian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/01/2023

Happy Sunday
Guys 😎😎

07/01/2023

Me and my son get into the car, about to go to a party. just as we get in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us?
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car.
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night?
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a druñkard!
SON: What is a druñkard?
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go..

Just as I'm about to put the key in the ignition, he held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a druñkard?
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see that four cars there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"

SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down?
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right.
ME: How???
SON: You're a drúnkard
ME: What??! Why did you say that???
SON: Because there's only two cars there..
🏣🚶 🚘🛣🚗🚗😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂?

06/01/2023

1. I have a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said "saw you" not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time now keep scrolling on your Facebook!😂🤪😜Much love!🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘

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