Layonart

30/08/2023

The past 371 days of my life have definitely been the wildest.
I've cried, seen the lowest lows, laughed, seen the highest highs and yanked into so many periods of relative equilibrium. I don't have the strength for very long epistle right now, but the point is, I've learned. A lot.

Happy birthday to me. This should have been six days ago, but some reason I decided to wait till today to usher myself into a new Era of trying to figure out what the f**k life really holds for me. I don't know what's out there, but I sure as hell ready for it.

03/03/2023

22/08/2022

I know this is coming late, but very happy birthday to you daddy.
Thanks a lot for being a very supporting, loving and amazing dad and I wish you long life and all the nice stuff you wish yourself.
Happy birthday daddy ❤️

17/08/2022

Happy birthday to the only mum I could ever wish to have in this universe or in every possible conservative universe that possible exists.
Thanks for being everything to me, my best friend, my mental stabilizer, my health insurance, my financial insurance too 🙃.

I wish you all the wonderful things you wish yourself and I wish you many more years of wonderful celebrations.

Happy birthday mum ❤️

11/02/2022

PRESALE IS LIVE!!!
Hurry up and get yours before it gets sold out!

20/10/2021

And maybe one day, I'll get a portrait of me, sketched from my very sweat and blood representing everything I stand for.
Picture is not really related to the caption you know, couldn't just leave it bare

19/10/2021

19 days after our National slavery day exactly a year ago, I cried uncontrollably at the sight of "strong" men, armed to their teeth who decided to take the lives of innocent protesters who where also armed to their teeth too (only this time it was the so called National flag that they bore).
It was the first and only time I have ever cried over a National issue and it's one that still hits me till this day.
I don't have words
RIP to those who found oblivion that day and even though justice may never be served, We will never forget this.
20.10.20

19/10/2021

19 days after our National slavery day exactly a year ago, I cried uncontrollableat the sight of "strong" men armed to their teeth who decided to take the lives of innocent protesters armed to their teeth too (only this time it was the so called National flag that they bore).
It was the first and only time I have ever cried over a National issue and it's one that still hits me till this day.
I don't have words
RIP to those who found oblivion that day and even though justice may never be served, We will never forget this.
20.10.20

26/09/2021

FULL VIDEO on my YOUTUBE CHANNEL So yeah guys this is a very special one 🤣🤣 made this video a few weeks ago and I just got the chance to post it today lol.
Trust me you don't want to miss this one 🤣🤣🤣 it's hilarious as f**k. I've literally watching this over 200 times and it still cracks me up lol. Go run it up guys🤣

11/09/2021

This video was made 100% percent for comedic purpose and characters that feature in it are completely arbitrary and scenarios absolutely imaginative. We all know there is no JESUS in 2021 and clearly not one who ever used snapchat.

11/09/2021

Finest 💕💕💞💖💖💖

08/09/2021

WARNING!!! REAL LIFE STORY!!! DO NOT WATCH TILL THE END IF YOU ARE VERY SQUEAMISH

06/09/2021

Hi lovies, this video is simply for comedic purposes only. I hope y'all enjoyed it and yeah surely better content will come with time

29/08/2021

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL ONEWORLD 🤣🤣 Trust me when I say this video is more than worth it.
I know every single one of us have one or two or way too many experiences from our different network providers but one thing I know we can all agree on is the fact that GLO is Suicide🤣. I know yall can relate to it y'all enjoy yourselves, I did this one specially for y'all.

24/08/2021

It takes a second to spell tick tock, one second you'll never get back, then a harmless minute flies pass, then another, then an hour dissapears, and an harmless wasted day, a week goes by, then a month and before you know it, the days have already ran 365 and then it becomes due for another repeat of the exact same loop. One very funny but scary difference between money and time is that you notice money is going during the process but you'll only ever find out time is going after it's gone. It's wierd but you only notice you're running late for the party when you're already late for it. I wouldn't give myself an epistle on this memorable day of my life, even though it's one which signifies the beginning of one very sporadic and exciting chapter in it, the continuation of an ongoing beautiful journey, and the end of one spectacular parade. I'm very greatful for how much I've been able to develop into the man I am now and how well I still am developing into the man I am going to be. I appreciate every up and down that has come with it, good fortunes and bad ones as well and the lessons I've learnt so far from the experiences of my journey. I'm very greatful for the people I've been so fortunate to be around, those who in one way or the other have contributed either significantly or sparsely to my beautiful development. I'm very greatful to my dad for being an important support system in my life, my mum .agunbiade for being my literal back bone and someone I can easily tag my life support to say the least. I'm also greatful to my siblings .jewel for being the best type of siblings I could ever get.
I'm grateful to all my friends and those who've wished me a happy birthday today and I just want to say, Thank you all.
Happy birthday to me and I wish me all the best in life. More consistency, excellent focus and more intense work ethics to be specific.

21/08/2021

To some, today's just a normal day, birds walk, crocodiles fly and butterflies are giants in it for some people (an abnormal day), to some it marks the beginning of the never-ending drama of life, and to some the very end of it. To me it's a special one, one which signifies the grand anniversary of one of earth's most important Titans, a jewel with value maxing out the market cap of bitcoin, apple, ExxonMobil and the entire GDP of the great blue white red (America not France), who's importance stand firm in the minds of everyone who've been gracious enough to meet him and who's glory will still be measured in centuries to come. It's a special day for a very special man, one who together with the goddess of all mothers on planet earth oversaw the very birth and development of the writer of this (me) and his amazing siblings. A man who made sure we never lacked any basic thing, always quick to respond to our needs, trained us in the path of kindness, respect and common sense, helped us understand life in so many ways and also still stands and a very significant structure of support in our lives today and definitely still for a long time to come.
I could go on forever, but instagram will be forced to follow me if I do, and being someone who does not like too much publicity I'd love to wrap this all up by saying to this wonderful man, Happy birthday, I wish you long life and prosperity in all your endeavors, may you get all your good heart desires and continue to grow from strength to strength. I love you so much, just as your wife and the rest of my amazing siblings and I really hope you had a wonderful day today. Once again happy birthday Daddy

27/07/2021

Never forget your roots peeps
And yeah I'm talking parents here, not an ALMA that probably doesn't really MATTER in your life😜.

PSA;
Taking whatever I wrote in the few sentences above with Amy degree of seriousness is completely at your own risk as the context of the statement above is written completely with intentions of comedy and pun.
No derogatory remarks is been made towards any institution, person or group of persons and chosing to pick offense in the statement above will be completely horrendous to your mental, physical and emotional health as it's author is 100% unaware of your plight, hypertension and heart attack and most surprisingly probably completely unaware of your existence.
In summary, life is cruise
Don't be unfortunate

24/07/2021

To be is to do - kant
To do is to be - Socrates
Do be do be doo - 🐶🐕‍🦺

24/07/2021

Live your life in freedom
Not in the illusion of it
-Socrates Miracle Agunbiade 2021

21/06/2021

This is the most important video I have made on my crypto channel so far and the link to it is in my bio. This clearly explains how manipulated the crypto market is right now and why you should not sell any coin right now or else you will regret it. THE BULL MARKET IS NOT OVER AND WHALES ARE BUYING OUR COIN FOR CHEAP!!!
This video is time sensitive and the information in it may no longer be valid in a few days time or maybe even hours as the scenarios I talked about might have played out.
give a like and subscribe if you enjoy it
do the same if you don't enjoy it so ill keep pushing you off.

17/06/2021

I was trying hard to remember the simple davido bark TULE! TULE JOR!! TULE JERE!!! but since my brain functions with infinix meditech processor all I could come up with was smack 🤣🤣🤣

15/06/2021

Sometimes we are excited beyond climax
Sometime we are depressed to the point we smell death straight from its ass
Sometimes we are sober like lukewarm coffee
And Sometimes we are just meh 🥴🥴🥴
Last slide is my mood forever💯💯💯

03/06/2021

Whatever religion you chose to believe, principles you decide to live by, paths you've conditioned yourself to follow and whatever goals you're so hellbent on achieving, make sure you are doing so completely on your own accord, by your own conviction. Make sure you are not doing it simply because a group a people "society" who are probably are more clueless to what the basis of life actually is than you are pressuring you to.
At the end of the day if you believe in yourself you'd notice that all I should have done was post my little silly picture and shut my f**king mouth up but because my iq is probably like that of a goldfish, (just like 95% of people on Instagram) I ended up posting a nice looking photo of a young handsome man and a completely uncorrolative caption because woke is dope but it you concentrate further you'll notice it's also broke.🤣🤣🤣
Father lord this is so long

25/04/2021

The beauty in chaos 😤😤😤🤣🤣🤣

24/04/2021

Clear the noise, focus on what matters, seek discomfort and trust the process.

15/04/2021

Spare me the bullsh*t😕😕😕
This was too good to not get on my feed

06/04/2021

Yup😘

08/09/2019

Check out the latest youTube video from Layonart, trust me it is a total joy to watch

Click the link
https://youtu.be/_kLDvyIGPF0

And enjoy