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29/03/2025

Man where him wife cooked salty can easily remember the story of Lot Wife in the Bible.

23/11/2024

What is the colour for love?

23/11/2024

Laughter is better than sadness.

22/11/2024

I saw one lady and was admiring her back power 🤣😅

As I approach her and begin toasting her,gbam before you know,It was my fiancee younger sister🤣😂

22/11/2024

Many people go run this December

Especially people where borrow money from Bam AKA.

Shie u ishaa Kuma 😂🤣

30/10/2024

Here are more jokes about relying on luck:

*One-liners:*

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just waiting for luck to knock."
2. "Luck is my superpower, but procrastination is my kryptonite."
3. "I don't need skills, I have luck."

*Puns:*

1. Why did Luck Luke's horse always win? Because it was a "shoe-in"!
2. What did the lucky rabbit's foot say to the unlucky one? "You're just having a 'bad hare' day!"
3. Why did the lucky coin go to therapy? It was feeling "flipped"!

*Short jokes:*

1. Man: "I'm relying on luck for my future."
Friend: "That's cute. I'm relying on my 401(k)."
2. Why did the lucky person bring a magnet to the casino? To attract good fortune!
3. What do you call someone who relies on luck? Unprepared!

*Sarcastic jokes:*

1. "Yeah, luck is a solid life plan. No need for hard work or dedication."
2. "I'm not worried, luck will pay my bills."
3. "Who needs skills when you have luck? Said no successful person ever."

30/10/2024

Here's a joke:

Why did the person who believed in luck more than preparation bring a ladder to the party?

Because they wanted to take their chances to the next level! (get it?)

Or how about this one:

Why did the luck enthusiast fail their exam?

Because they studied fortune-telling instead of their notes!

Or this one:

Why did the "lucky" person's career stagnate?

Because they kept waiting for opportunities to knock, but never built a door!

These jokes poke fun at the idea of relying solely on luck rather than taking proactive steps to prepare and create one's own opportunities.

26/10/2024

money saga

No money, no honey.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay for Netflix.

Money talks, but it can't whisper "you're enough."

Empty pockets, full heart...or so they say!

What's the difference between "change" and "money"? Change is what you want, money is what you need!

Would you like more?

21/09/2024

Mirror yourself in your heart and remember your background. Stay humble,🧎

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