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08/04/2024
05/03/2024

Your ex sent u 250k on your birthday without you asking and ur current partner is asking u to return it..
What will you do? 💁

🥵 LAUGH jhoor 😂1. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo!😒When the ATM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu...
16/02/2024

🥵 LAUGH jhoor 😂
1. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo!😒
When the ATM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet! 😇🤭😂😂
2. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride!🙄
My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sīngle! She now has a garden sef... 🤭😂😂
3. Dear ladies don’t forçe your self on a man... çry and move on. 😶
Even ambulance çry as it moves 😒
*Wisdom oo* 🤭😂😂
4. Sometimes I shake my heäd 💀 just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country 🇳🇬 without anybody noticing 🤭😂😂
5. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick💄 for lips 💋 that çannot pronounce “Ecclesiastes” 🙄🤭😂😂
6. When a guy doesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow?🙄 Do you want to injurë my spirit” 😳🤭😂😂
7. I will never go out in the night again,😳
Will you believe that I was chasëd by a blaçk nylon last night? 🥲🤭😂😂
8. All these natïve doctors that are sending me friend request.🙄
So me that lëft the village for you people, I no get sensë abi?? 😒🤭😂😂
9. I still don’t understand what “Talent” means...🤔
Because the uglïer you are, the more sweet your voice is...😒
Don’t argüe with me !! Just go to church and see 🙄🤭😂😂
10. Go school, you say school na sçam... Now to fill bank teller you dey swear.🙄 Favour, You’re busy writing “Eleventeen thousänd one hundred & onety one”😶🙆😂😂
11. If you like drop them in front of their house gate 🙄 You will still give them transport fare 🤭 That’s their traditiøn 😂😂...
12. You will ask some ladies what are your hobbies ? She will be like “travelling and shopping!” 🙄
Don’t you have any other hobby that doesn’t cost monēy? Like “trekking, sleeping and çrying 😒😂😂
13. Just marry your birthday matë to avoid throwing parties twice in a year.😌
Don’t thank me☺️. I love impacting wisdoms to people. 😇🤭😂
14.pls follow me for more interesting jokes 👉Beauty love
love@followers

16/02/2024

Data or airtime 🙄

😄💔😄AFTER DIVØRCE, WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:*🤣💔🥥*WIFE:* .. l am sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for *2...
30/01/2024

😄💔😄AFTER DIVØRCE, WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:*🤣💔🥥

*WIFE:* .. l am sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for *20years* is not your daughter .. She belongs to ur Best Friend Alhaji... Alhaji has just sent her to America last month to start a New life... Kindly take heart and start a Fresh New life.
... May u be guided right. Byeeeeeeee

*HUSBAND:* .. Glory! Glory!! Glory!! .. Thank u Jesus, for answering my prayers... The siege is over and l am free at last from spirit of guilt... All these years l thought I was sleeping with my daughter. .. Kindly encourage her not to exercise any fear again... She doesnt need to abørt our pregnancy anymore... She can come back home now to possess her possession... Thank u, thank u God.

*Tell me who will be hūrt most????*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting good morning all

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