29/07/2023
🙈 LAUGHING TIME 😋
1. Don’t be carried away by her Profile Picture, check her NIN pic, that’s her real face🤣
2. People Wey Use Because of 504 Do Rītual In 1989 No Live to See VENZA😂
3. 😒
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This is how a bād Wïfe stand when she says to her husband, if you know that you are a man come and bēāt me today😂😂
4. “Stop Giving your Children Bible Names Without Giving them Bible Lessons🤨
Yesterday I Was Røbbed By Abraham & Moses🥺😭😂
5. “If a Lady Gives you Her Number, Read it BacK to her With One Wrøng Digit. If She Corrects you.. it Means She’s Actually Interested😌😂
6. “Aboki”: Madam ☝️1 Yam Na #800 GasKia🙅♂️😒🤨
“Nigerian Mothers be like:“🙄You No Gree Sell 3 for 350?? 🙁😂
7. Yoruba boys trying to be Romantïc be like:
“You are my egg in my egg roll,☺
Baby, without you🙈..am buns”😇😂
8. 🙆♂️ Imagine a girl born in 2012 is sending me friend request 🙈am I selling pencil?? 🙆♂️😂
9. I wonder why the sun in America is meant for freshness..😏while the one in Nigeria is for drying clothes 🙆♂️😂
10. All the bād friends my mom wārned me about don make am finish
😏The good ones dey do P.O.S🙆♂️😂
11. Last borns are the best people to date..😌
Brēak their heart,💔
And give them biscuits,☺
Case closed 😋🤣
12. Abeg, 🤔who told Nigerïans that when they eat stønes in beans, 😏they should look at the person that cooked it??🙆♂️😂
13. The funny thing about being rich is that every ladies you meet are single ☺
But..when you are pøor, 🙈even a new born baby had a boyfrïend 😂
14. If a woman text.. “How are you?? 🤔
Just reply..“Am fine ☺
But..
If you have money, you can add..” and you?? 😂
15.WAHALA NO DEY FINISH.
Emeka stëal Principal cap,
Principal vex call PTA meeting.
Emeka father wear the cap come PTA meeting.
